Chris Baiocchetti
@matchstickboy.bsky.social
Bio removed since the world is now a dumpster fire and nothing matters.
If you voted for Tr*mp, go die in a fire.
If you voted for Tr*mp, go die in a fire.
They'd make sure that the Chinese dignitaries visiting Venezuela weren't anywhere close to their bombing targets, right? Petey wouldn't be that stupid, would he?
January 3, 2026 at 10:16 AM
They'd make sure that the Chinese dignitaries visiting Venezuela weren't anywhere close to their bombing targets, right? Petey wouldn't be that stupid, would he?
So a child rapist AND a war criminal.
I'm not saying you have to hand it to the guy, but you have to admire the hustle needed to do so much evil shit in one lifetime.
I'm not saying you have to hand it to the guy, but you have to admire the hustle needed to do so much evil shit in one lifetime.
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 AM
So a child rapist AND a war criminal.
I'm not saying you have to hand it to the guy, but you have to admire the hustle needed to do so much evil shit in one lifetime.
I'm not saying you have to hand it to the guy, but you have to admire the hustle needed to do so much evil shit in one lifetime.
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im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
im not gonna tell my reps that i think bombing sovereign countries is bad they should be telling us they think that to try and keep us from throwing them into raw sewage
Christ, I go to sleep for 4 hours...
Guess they finally found those Iraqi WMDs.
We're going to kill a lot of innocent people, and none of these war criminals will face a single consequence.
Guess they finally found those Iraqi WMDs.
We're going to kill a lot of innocent people, and none of these war criminals will face a single consequence.
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Christ, I go to sleep for 4 hours...
Guess they finally found those Iraqi WMDs.
We're going to kill a lot of innocent people, and none of these war criminals will face a single consequence.
Guess they finally found those Iraqi WMDs.
We're going to kill a lot of innocent people, and none of these war criminals will face a single consequence.
She also wrote a damn good Green Lantern book
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_Sec...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_Sec...
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
She also wrote a damn good Green Lantern book
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_Sec...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_Sec...
Executive Order #1: All previous executive orders of the previous mayor past a certain date are hereby declared null and void.
Executive Order #2: All pet owners must bask in the glory of said pets.
The guy is a true mensch.
Executive Order #2: All pet owners must bask in the glory of said pets.
The guy is a true mensch.
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Executive Order #1: All previous executive orders of the previous mayor past a certain date are hereby declared null and void.
Executive Order #2: All pet owners must bask in the glory of said pets.
The guy is a true mensch.
Executive Order #2: All pet owners must bask in the glory of said pets.
The guy is a true mensch.
Right wingers get all pissy when people call them Nazis.
then we see shit like this, and i ask myself "what else could we possibly be calling them?"
disgusting, and I hope all involved get crabs.
then we see shit like this, and i ask myself "what else could we possibly be calling them?"
disgusting, and I hope all involved get crabs.
New: We got an internal ICE document revealing its $100 million ad plan to bring in 14,000 new hires: deals with "tactical" influencers; ads to gun & military buffs; and geo-targeting phones around NASCAR races and gun shows.
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
wapo.st
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Right wingers get all pissy when people call them Nazis.
then we see shit like this, and i ask myself "what else could we possibly be calling them?"
disgusting, and I hope all involved get crabs.
then we see shit like this, and i ask myself "what else could we possibly be calling them?"
disgusting, and I hope all involved get crabs.
Still have mine clipped out and folded up somewhere in my growing box of things that show how close I am to getting my AARP card.
Always wondered how many other folks did that.
Always wondered how many other folks did that.
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Still have mine clipped out and folded up somewhere in my growing box of things that show how close I am to getting my AARP card.
Always wondered how many other folks did that.
Always wondered how many other folks did that.
In other words ... for all those "AI is people too" folks ... your boy's a murderer. Best to kill it while it's still in the crib.
TL;DR: OpenAI being sued by the estate of a mentally ill man whose interactions with ChatGPT saw the chatbot explicitly validating and encouraging his paranoid delusions, directly leading to him killing his mother and then himself.
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In other words ... for all those "AI is people too" folks ... your boy's a murderer. Best to kill it while it's still in the crib.
Absolute Queen Shit right here...
I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Absolute Queen Shit right here...
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This is great, and hope this helps as many people as possible.
But since I live in America, I guess I'll just have to watch this happen for everyone else in the world since a guy who swims in sewage is currently in charge of this shit.
But since I live in America, I guess I'll just have to watch this happen for everyone else in the world since a guy who swims in sewage is currently in charge of this shit.
Australian researchers have made a trial COVID vaccine that stops COVID infection and transmission, rather than just reduce the damage done by an infection:
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2025.1654126/full
This could be life-changing for many - including me.
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2025.1654126/full
This could be life-changing for many - including me.
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is great, and hope this helps as many people as possible.
But since I live in America, I guess I'll just have to watch this happen for everyone else in the world since a guy who swims in sewage is currently in charge of this shit.
But since I live in America, I guess I'll just have to watch this happen for everyone else in the world since a guy who swims in sewage is currently in charge of this shit.
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I’ve blocked so many white people who are demanding we give props to Majorie Taylor Green for saying she’s breaking with Trump without any real action to address the harms she’s caused.
They are telling us the feelings of bigots are more important than the people harmed.
Fuck that and them.
They are telling us the feelings of bigots are more important than the people harmed.
Fuck that and them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’ve blocked so many white people who are demanding we give props to Majorie Taylor Green for saying she’s breaking with Trump without any real action to address the harms she’s caused.
They are telling us the feelings of bigots are more important than the people harmed.
Fuck that and them.
They are telling us the feelings of bigots are more important than the people harmed.
Fuck that and them.
I almost made through 2025 without hearing the word "Gigachad". But now I have, and I'm pretty sure the only cure is to go lay in the middle of I-95 and let nature take its course.
December 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I almost made through 2025 without hearing the word "Gigachad". But now I have, and I'm pretty sure the only cure is to go lay in the middle of I-95 and let nature take its course.
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Also, never ask someone why they're wearing a mask! Just don't! You're not entitled to people's health info!
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Also, never ask someone why they're wearing a mask! Just don't! You're not entitled to people's health info!
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We’re at the point where we have concentration camps and slave patrols and the people with the most safety think a mean joke is the pinnacle of resistance
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We’re at the point where we have concentration camps and slave patrols and the people with the most safety think a mean joke is the pinnacle of resistance
Yes more erasure of the whole "Jewish Space Laser" bit please. Things keep going this way, she'll be the Dem candidate in '28.
Sorry but you do not, under absolutely any circumstances, gotta hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m...
‘I Was Just So Naïve’: Inside Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Break With Trump
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yes more erasure of the whole "Jewish Space Laser" bit please. Things keep going this way, she'll be the Dem candidate in '28.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Only now realizing that Jack O'Connell (Sinners, 28 Years Later) and Josh O'Connor (The Mastermind, Wake Up Dead Man) are actually not the same guy.
Mind like a trap made of noodles, me.
Mind like a trap made of noodles, me.
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Only now realizing that Jack O'Connell (Sinners, 28 Years Later) and Josh O'Connor (The Mastermind, Wake Up Dead Man) are actually not the same guy.
Mind like a trap made of noodles, me.
Mind like a trap made of noodles, me.
@ignitionpress.bsky.social filled the void when I ditched DC (except for Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum, because Prince/Morazzo rule). Enjoyed all of their stuff this year, with No Place and Roots of Madness being my two faves of the bunch.
If you're looking for something different:
If you're looking for something different:
I worked so hard this year that I broke my desktop. My misfortune is now your gain.
Signed copies of Roots of Madness are available on my Ko-fi, including a bundle of all three issues.
Please like, share, or treat yourself or a loved one to Roots of Madness. ko-fi.com/s/d52d044a1b
Signed copies of Roots of Madness are available on my Ko-fi, including a bundle of all three issues.
Please like, share, or treat yourself or a loved one to Roots of Madness. ko-fi.com/s/d52d044a1b
SIGNED ROOTS OF MADNESS BUNDLE #1-3 - Stephanie Williams's Ko-fi Shop
Roots of Madness is my creator-owned comic series with Ignition Press. You can read the story summary below.
At the turn of the 20th century, a young...
ko-fi.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@ignitionpress.bsky.social filled the void when I ditched DC (except for Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum, because Prince/Morazzo rule). Enjoyed all of their stuff this year, with No Place and Roots of Madness being my two faves of the bunch.
If you're looking for something different:
If you're looking for something different:
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Here's a helpful video from Flatbush cats on how to build a winter shelter for community cats
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8O...
How to build a winter shelter for community cats
YouTube video by Flatbush Cats
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Here's a helpful video from Flatbush cats on how to build a winter shelter for community cats
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8O...
I guess the teasers are going to just start dropping now. Which is fine. I don't like that Marvel feels they need to go back to the well (they don't, just make good movies again), but business is business.
That said, this was (in my head) the perfect close to their story.
youtu.be/qOJUreDHcsk?...
That said, this was (in my head) the perfect close to their story.
youtu.be/qOJUreDHcsk?...
Steve Rogers & Peggy Carter Dance - Ending Scene | Avengers: Endgame (2019) Movie Clip HD
YouTube video by ShortClips
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I guess the teasers are going to just start dropping now. Which is fine. I don't like that Marvel feels they need to go back to the well (they don't, just make good movies again), but business is business.
That said, this was (in my head) the perfect close to their story.
youtu.be/qOJUreDHcsk?...
That said, this was (in my head) the perfect close to their story.
youtu.be/qOJUreDHcsk?...
Hadn't heard of this book. But it is awfully pretty!
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Dive into our wild world of Neo Tokyo and meet our cast of bounty hunters, yakuza crime lords and high tech low lifes
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December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hadn't heard of this book. But it is awfully pretty!
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here