Mike P ✅️
@masterofgum.bsky.social
I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD
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this kick was so far right it tried to recruit john harbaugh to run for governor
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
this kick was so far right it tried to recruit john harbaugh to run for governor
But... didn't Venezuela already elect the president they wanted? She's clearly available for running the county.
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
But... didn't Venezuela already elect the president they wanted? She's clearly available for running the county.
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A giant #Pteropod #seabutterfly, Corolla spectabilis, cruising through the nighttime open ocean.
Shot in the wild, using scuba, while drifting out over the deep abyss, at night, off Okinawa.
#corollaspectabilis #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #kumejima #okinawa #gug #chrisgug #gugunderwater
Shot in the wild, using scuba, while drifting out over the deep abyss, at night, off Okinawa.
#corollaspectabilis #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #kumejima #okinawa #gug #chrisgug #gugunderwater
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
A giant #Pteropod #seabutterfly, Corolla spectabilis, cruising through the nighttime open ocean.
Shot in the wild, using scuba, while drifting out over the deep abyss, at night, off Okinawa.
#corollaspectabilis #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #kumejima #okinawa #gug #chrisgug #gugunderwater
Shot in the wild, using scuba, while drifting out over the deep abyss, at night, off Okinawa.
#corollaspectabilis #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #kumejima #okinawa #gug #chrisgug #gugunderwater
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They told me if I voted for Kamala Harris we would be involved in more foreign wars, and they were right.
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
They told me if I voted for Kamala Harris we would be involved in more foreign wars, and they were right.
Ok, Stranger Things, that's how you do a finale.
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Ok, Stranger Things, that's how you do a finale.
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I started a blog today. First post is live:
Intro
"Allow me to reintroduce myself..." - Jay-Z, "Public Service Announcement" So...here we are. My first post. I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda freestyling it here. I haven't had a blog in over 10 years (remember Livejournal???), so I'm a little rusty. I guess I'll start by telling y'all who I…
"Allow me to reintroduce myself..." - Jay-Z, "Public Service Announcement" So...here we are. My first post. I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda freestyling it here. I haven't had a blog in over 10 years (remember Livejournal???), so I'm a little rusty. I guess I'll start by telling y'all who I…
Intro
"Allow me to reintroduce myself..." - Jay-Z, "Public Service Announcement" So...here we are. My first post. I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda freestyling it here. I haven't had a blog in over 10 years (remember Livejournal???), so I'm a little rusty. I guess I'll start by telling y'all who I am. Although if you're reading this, you probably already know who I am.
notesfromtheslowlane.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I started a blog today. First post is live:
Orange juice with pulp is just cold orange soup.
December 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Orange juice with pulp is just cold orange soup.
One Battle After Another wasn't actually that good. No questions at this time.
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
One Battle After Another wasn't actually that good. No questions at this time.
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Have back pain?
But it’s the holidays and everyone is closed, or it’s too far, or the weather is too bad to get there?
Online consultations available…
inlineonline.ca
But it’s the holidays and everyone is closed, or it’s too far, or the weather is too bad to get there?
Online consultations available…
inlineonline.ca
Inline Online Virtual Back Pain Consultations
Virtual and Telehealth back pain care for residents of Ontario.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Have back pain?
But it’s the holidays and everyone is closed, or it’s too far, or the weather is too bad to get there?
Online consultations available…
inlineonline.ca
But it’s the holidays and everyone is closed, or it’s too far, or the weather is too bad to get there?
Online consultations available…
inlineonline.ca
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A take so hot, my face melted off.
Jets Called 'Obvious Team' For Lamar Jackson By Colin Cowherd
Jets Called 'Obvious Team' For Lamar Jackson By Colin Cowherd
Could the New York Jets actually make a move?
www.si.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A take so hot, my face melted off.
Phyrexians were the best baddies in Magic the Gathering history. End of story. They'll never be a better bad guy... except for everything they're doing with outside IPs.
##magicthegathering #mtg
##magicthegathering #mtg
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Phyrexians were the best baddies in Magic the Gathering history. End of story. They'll never be a better bad guy... except for everything they're doing with outside IPs.
##magicthegathering #mtg
##magicthegathering #mtg
I dont think that people from Kansas City think anyone else on the map knows that it lies in two states.
December 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I dont think that people from Kansas City think anyone else on the map knows that it lies in two states.
Damn, left over twice. Thats years of therapy right there.
Damn, forgot my leftovers at home.
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Damn, left over twice. Thats years of therapy right there.
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If most places are closed over the holidays, and you have back pain, but you’re hesitant to go to the ER, or you just can’t easily get out of your house… are there any other options?
Oh ya, this one…
inlineonline.ca
Oh ya, this one…
inlineonline.ca
Inline Online Virtual Back Pain Consultations
Virtual and Telehealth back pain care for residents of Ontario.
inlineonline.ca
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If most places are closed over the holidays, and you have back pain, but you’re hesitant to go to the ER, or you just can’t easily get out of your house… are there any other options?
Oh ya, this one…
inlineonline.ca
Oh ya, this one…
inlineonline.ca
Also a magic hat... so we already have to suspend belief.
This incredible story only happens because the kids live in a walkable town with a train station.
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Also a magic hat... so we already have to suspend belief.
ADA would disagree. No handrails, public walkways not cleared of snow, no concern for public safety. I dont know, feels like it goes against a moral code to plan like this.
Whoville’s density and walkability should be an example for city planners everywhere.
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
ADA would disagree. No handrails, public walkways not cleared of snow, no concern for public safety. I dont know, feels like it goes against a moral code to plan like this.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Probably
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Probably
The best the ravens can hope for this season is one above .500. It's absolutely criminal that they have so much talent on that roster to be under .500 with 2 games left on the season.
#ravensflock
#ravensflock
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The best the ravens can hope for this season is one above .500. It's absolutely criminal that they have so much talent on that roster to be under .500 with 2 games left on the season.
#ravensflock
#ravensflock
I thought this was on purpose.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I thought this was on purpose.
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Do you have back pain?
Are you limited by health, or mobility in finding care?
Is getting care limited by distance?
Do you want to avoid the risk of catching the flu or COVID by going to a clinic?
Then please read on… 1/7
Are you limited by health, or mobility in finding care?
Is getting care limited by distance?
Do you want to avoid the risk of catching the flu or COVID by going to a clinic?
Then please read on… 1/7
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Do you have back pain?
Are you limited by health, or mobility in finding care?
Is getting care limited by distance?
Do you want to avoid the risk of catching the flu or COVID by going to a clinic?
Then please read on… 1/7
Are you limited by health, or mobility in finding care?
Is getting care limited by distance?
Do you want to avoid the risk of catching the flu or COVID by going to a clinic?
Then please read on… 1/7
"Take these pirates down" by, *flips through history book* as yes, becoming a pirate!
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.
Let’s pretend like these dudes on the boats are really cartel members.
There are a handful of OIF/OEF veterans that would be prepared to deal with that amount of firepower.
Everyone else? This will get Americans killed.
Let’s pretend like these dudes on the boats are really cartel members.
There are a handful of OIF/OEF veterans that would be prepared to deal with that amount of firepower.
Everyone else? This will get Americans killed.
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Take these pirates down" by, *flips through history book* as yes, becoming a pirate!
@mstewart-art.bsky.social do you sign magic cards with your art?
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@mstewart-art.bsky.social do you sign magic cards with your art?