Mike P ✅️
@masterofgum.bsky.social
I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD
Goon a movie:
Goon Morning Vietnam!
Goon Morning Vietnam!
Goon a movie:
The Goondock Saints
The Goondock Saints
Goon a movie:
The Goonies
The Goonies
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Goon a movie:
Goon Morning Vietnam!
Goon Morning Vietnam!
Funko pops, beanie babies of the 2020s.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Funko pops, beanie babies of the 2020s.
The latest season of The Witcher is not good. End of post.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The latest season of The Witcher is not good. End of post.
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We are thrilled to reveal our special edition of Fallen City by @adriennebooks.bsky.social in association with @titanbooks.bsky.social ⭐️
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We are thrilled to reveal our special edition of Fallen City by @adriennebooks.bsky.social in association with @titanbooks.bsky.social ⭐️
This person stole my banner then blocked me. At least say thanks first!
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This person stole my banner then blocked me. At least say thanks first!
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.
We live in Idiocracy.
We live in Idiocracy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.
We live in Idiocracy.
We live in Idiocracy.
Felt
Where Did This Bruise Come From? How Did I Get This Cut On My Finger? and other ADHD unsolved mysteries.
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Felt
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We don't talk about the emotional regulation challenges of ADHD nearly enough.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We don't talk about the emotional regulation challenges of ADHD nearly enough.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Buchanan is having a night! #ravensflock
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Buchanan is having a night! #ravensflock
An old vet told me this is why he started smoking. Drill instructor would give smoke breaks and use this phrase.
Honestly, I'm thisclose to ending lectures with "all right, smoke 'em if you got 'em"
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
An old vet told me this is why he started smoking. Drill instructor would give smoke breaks and use this phrase.
Strange how we hear nothing more from hegseth now that journalism isnt allowed in the Pentagon anymore. They say democracy dies in the dark... well, this is definitely dark.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Strange how we hear nothing more from hegseth now that journalism isnt allowed in the Pentagon anymore. They say democracy dies in the dark... well, this is definitely dark.
Remember when you could shop at the Banana Republic in the mall? Now no matter where you shop in the US, it's a banana republic.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Remember when you could shop at the Banana Republic in the mall? Now no matter where you shop in the US, it's a banana republic.
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Pray for Jamaica 🙏🏾
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pray for Jamaica 🙏🏾
It's raining! Quick, everyone to the sidewalk!
- worms
- worms
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's raining! Quick, everyone to the sidewalk!
- worms
- worms
Strange since the Bureau of Labor said there were only 7.4 million unemployed in the US. It's clear that Davis is a white hooded racist. He could just stop beating around the bushes and admit it. He knows, we know, it's not a secret. They just want POC to suffer.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Strange since the Bureau of Labor said there were only 7.4 million unemployed in the US. It's clear that Davis is a white hooded racist. He could just stop beating around the bushes and admit it. He knows, we know, it's not a secret. They just want POC to suffer.
I'm looking at buying a booster box of Flesh and Blood, since MtG is going down a funkopop future.
#FleshandBlood
#MagictheGathering
#FleshandBlood
#MagictheGathering
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm looking at buying a booster box of Flesh and Blood, since MtG is going down a funkopop future.
#FleshandBlood
#MagictheGathering
#FleshandBlood
#MagictheGathering
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Proof that the U.S. government social media accounts are in fact white nationalist propaganda accounts, funded by our tax dollars.
You’ve got to see this…
You’ve got to see this…
October 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Proof that the U.S. government social media accounts are in fact white nationalist propaganda accounts, funded by our tax dollars.
You’ve got to see this…
You’ve got to see this…
Can we all just agree that the constitution of the United States is now just an historical document of no modern consequence?
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can we all just agree that the constitution of the United States is now just an historical document of no modern consequence?
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Remember when Marjorie Taylor Green thought Joe Biden was the gazpacho, but it turned out she was the gazpacho she wished to see in others?
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Remember when Marjorie Taylor Green thought Joe Biden was the gazpacho, but it turned out she was the gazpacho she wished to see in others?
10/10
Just told a joke on my zoom meeting. Nobody laughed.
Turns out I’m not even remotely funny
Turns out I’m not even remotely funny
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
10/10
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
Hey, wait! Is this the same crowd telling POC to carry their ID with them if they are afraid?
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hey, wait! Is this the same crowd telling POC to carry their ID with them if they are afraid?