Roux The Day
masterofchairs.bsky.social
Roux The Day
@masterofchairs.bsky.social
Fairly tall, not very tall | I have lasagna-related trust issues | Pecorino-romano stan account | he/him
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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😀: girlfriend watching me type "how to get rid of negative traits"

🫩: seeing me add "xcom 2 soldier"
September 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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strange women lying in ponds distributing swords RETVRN
September 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cannot believe this administration hid my mustard powder. When I find the mustard powder, they’re gonna backpedal so fast.
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wife: We going to Trader Joe’s?
Me: Sounds good
Wife: Hingham?
Me: I ‘ardly know ‘em
Wife: *withering stare*
Me: Yeah, Hingham works.
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hey folks, sorry to say but @merrittk.com is canceled. Please do NOT go to merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene and purchase her reasonably-priced new novella, Vampirocene
Vampirocene by merritt k
A climate horror novella
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August 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My ever increasing collection of coffee gadgets. This would be my coffee sanctuary.
What are you putting here ?
August 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The nice thing about being the only person in my house who likes wasabi is that I can eat the was right out of the tube
July 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Once again irritated to discover that finally getting around to doing some housecleaning and decluttering that I’ve been procrastinating on has improved my general mood significantly.
July 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have played Got No Beard by @thelongestjohns.bsky.social for multiple people who have said “Can’t believe I’m being excluded from shanties for my lack of facial hair”. This misses the far more important problem, which is that a cyclist straight up dies in that song
July 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
@nogodsnomayors.com I’m watching the Rob Ford movie and it’s alarming how strong a look the Fords have, Rob and Doug are nearly identical. I think it might be transmissible, because Mark Twohey looks more like a Ford Brother in the archival footage than he does in present interviews.
July 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Will Prospect not be coming to Bandcamp? That’s my preferred way to get your music and the first 3 did
June 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@nogodsnomayors.com The current president of Peru was investing for watch-involved bribery in almost identical circumstances to Margaryan, so of course I instantly went to check if she’d been a mayor of anything. I’m so disappointed with how close we came:
June 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Michael Douglas ate Joe Biden’s ass and now this
May 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Jealous of Leo XIV, Thursday night is a great time to get a new job. Everyone is gonna be checked out tomorrow, then it’s the weekend.
May 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dog has been sick lately and we felt bag, so we bought our 25 lb Scotty this 3’x4’ bed at Costco
May 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Fellas, you’ll know you’re living with someone who really cares about you when you get out of the shower and you can feel your face drying out because she’s gotten you so used to
moisturizing.
May 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I must not discourse.
Discourse is the mind-killer.
Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the discourse.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
May 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Made a PB&J with peach preserves and I’m not going back
May 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@benpartridge.bsky.social Did you enter get around to seeing The Two Popes? Good time for it now if not
April 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I dunno, Sekiro, kinda feels like 13.6% of players are my equal
April 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Finally decided to just do it and subscribe to the No Gods No Mayors Patreon and am now binging the backlog of exclusives. I would like to take this opportunity to curse the name of @raaleh.bsky.social, who’s fault it is that I’m wandering around my house going “fit him for a pair of mythril shoes”
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I did it, I figured out the best way to empty a can of tomato paste
April 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
People are talking about what their filibuster would be today and mine is that this scene SHOULD have been good. I can talk for hours about why it’s a good idea that fell flat in execution.
April 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM