Roux The Day
@masterofchairs.bsky.social
Fairly tall, not very tall | I have lasagna-related trust issues | Pecorino-romano stan account | he/him
I am seeing a lot more Toyota Corollas with freshly-replaced passenger side mirrors, though
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I am seeing a lot more Toyota Corollas with freshly-replaced passenger side mirrors, though
Happen to have a gift link?
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Happen to have a gift link?
My wedding was attended by so many Tias who were, like, my mother-in-laws college roommates
October 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My wedding was attended by so many Tias who were, like, my mother-in-laws college roommates
It streaming or the events depicted?
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It streaming or the events depicted?
Look around at your crew. If you don’t know who the Flappy is, it means you’re the Flappy.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Look around at your crew. If you don’t know who the Flappy is, it means you’re the Flappy.
Want to be clear I did 0 research for this bit and I don’t specifically support Mr. Sazonov and any policies he may or may not hold
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Want to be clear I did 0 research for this bit and I don’t specifically support Mr. Sazonov and any policies he may or may not hold
Hey, I get it, we’re all big fans of Helsinki mayor Daniel Sazonov
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hey, I get it, we’re all big fans of Helsinki mayor Daniel Sazonov
I’m gonna look this up, but please be aware I will be disappointed if it doesn’t rhyme
October 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I’m gonna look this up, but please be aware I will be disappointed if it doesn’t rhyme
I don’t know about German porn, but I do love Bang of America dot com
October 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I don’t know about German porn, but I do love Bang of America dot com
“A howitzer? Ha, sure kid, I’ll sell you a howitzer”
*goes out back and tilts a cannon up*
*goes out back and tilts a cannon up*
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“A howitzer? Ha, sure kid, I’ll sell you a howitzer”
*goes out back and tilts a cannon up*
*goes out back and tilts a cannon up*
My brain is saying “Who is Tom Sandoval” but my heart is saying “Heed Josh’s warning and don’t google Tom Sandoval”
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My brain is saying “Who is Tom Sandoval” but my heart is saying “Heed Josh’s warning and don’t google Tom Sandoval”
Which song what are the lyrics?
October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Which song what are the lyrics?
My first vacation with my now-wife was in Oia. We’re on our honeymoon now. It’s a really special place, enjoy! If you’re a wine drinker I can recommend a good vineyard tour.
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My first vacation with my now-wife was in Oia. We’re on our honeymoon now. It’s a really special place, enjoy! If you’re a wine drinker I can recommend a good vineyard tour.
The image of God’s Perfect Divorced Guy driving his cyber truck “off-road” while talking to his robot therapist is so grim, Jesus
October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The image of God’s Perfect Divorced Guy driving his cyber truck “off-road” while talking to his robot therapist is so grim, Jesus
The only interesting version of this is the old Batman line “I’d win because Clark’s a good person and I’m not”, but I don’t think that’s how Kirkman means it…
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The only interesting version of this is the old Batman line “I’d win because Clark’s a good person and I’m not”, but I don’t think that’s how Kirkman means it…
Almost feels like they’re trying to re-invent anti-Semitism from first principles
October 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Almost feels like they’re trying to re-invent anti-Semitism from first principles
Hey! Everyone cut this SHIT out and listen to Josh! He has valuable things to say!
Go ahead Josh, they’re paying attention now.
Go ahead Josh, they’re paying attention now.
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey! Everyone cut this SHIT out and listen to Josh! He has valuable things to say!
Go ahead Josh, they’re paying attention now.
Go ahead Josh, they’re paying attention now.
My wife’s friend said “I think she wanted to write an album Travis would understand as a wedding gift”
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My wife’s friend said “I think she wanted to write an album Travis would understand as a wedding gift”
Unless they met Cubans first. Cuban bread is so good I’d rename bread in its honor.
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Unless they met Cubans first. Cuban bread is so good I’d rename bread in its honor.
That’s fascinating to me. They must have had bread before they met Spaniards
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
That’s fascinating to me. They must have had bread before they met Spaniards
Works in Spanish, too
October 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Works in Spanish, too
It’s a mess, folks, they’re fighting ICE in the streets. Not just meatspace, either, they’re running the net and surfing the astral plane. 3-layer combat against ICE, it’s hard to keep track of, everyone’s saying to me ‘President Trump you’re a genius for understanding it at all.’”
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s a mess, folks, they’re fighting ICE in the streets. Not just meatspace, either, they’re running the net and surfing the astral plane. 3-layer combat against ICE, it’s hard to keep track of, everyone’s saying to me ‘President Trump you’re a genius for understanding it at all.’”