Mark
@markwahlberg.bsky.social
oh let's fuckin go baby
Konami has announced Castlevania: Belmont's Curse, a brand new Castlevania game co-developed by the teams behind Dead Cells and The Rogue Prince of Persia.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/castlev...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/castlev...
Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse is a new Castlevania game coming in 2026 | VGC
The game is being developed alongside the teams behind Dead Cells and The Rogue Prince of Persia…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
oh let's fuckin go baby
My man walked into the JC Penny and said "I need a 36x25"
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
My man walked into the JC Penny and said "I need a 36x25"
It's not every day you get to see actual, literal lunacy printed in the newspaper. You can call these people lunatics and it isn't even ableist!
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
It's not every day you get to see actual, literal lunacy printed in the newspaper. You can call these people lunatics and it isn't even ableist!
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
I've seen movies in the theater that most of you have never heard of 🤓
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I've seen movies in the theater that most of you have never heard of 🤓
hey @microsoft I am entirely willing to lie about how much I love AI in exchange for 400,000 dollars
Microsoft, Google, Meta and Amazon paying influencers $400k-$600k to post months of AI hype content. Absolutely busted, failed industry, embarrassing era
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/g...
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/g...
Google and Microsoft offer lucrative deals to promote AI, but even $500,000 won't sway some creators
Tech companies including Google and Microsoft are paying influencers hundreds of thousands of dollars to promote AI products.
www.cnbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
hey @microsoft I am entirely willing to lie about how much I love AI in exchange for 400,000 dollars
As someone with an actual job that requires actual human intelligence, I am extremely not concerned. I do think LLM technology (not "intelligence" in any meaningful sense) will automate some number of white collar labor tasks, but that's not my problem 🤷
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
As someone with an actual job that requires actual human intelligence, I am extremely not concerned. I do think LLM technology (not "intelligence" in any meaningful sense) will automate some number of white collar labor tasks, but that's not my problem 🤷
"reports from inside the company" so, a press release, then
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"reports from inside the company" so, a press release, then
This is like when what's his face got sent to Dorn to babysit the princess
reading john mcphee's book on oranges and cracking up at norman knights absolutely getting their shit rocked by how rad muslim society in sicily was
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is like when what's his face got sent to Dorn to babysit the princess
two factor authentication can suck my dick
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
two factor authentication can suck my dick
"It looks a lot different than it did in 1926", the wolf was heard to say
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
"It looks a lot different than it did in 1926", the wolf was heard to say
So those jobs numbers are Bad bad, huh
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
So those jobs numbers are Bad bad, huh
I will continue extolling the virtues of St Louis pizza no matter how much the haters and losers try to silence me
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I will continue extolling the virtues of St Louis pizza no matter how much the haters and losers try to silence me
There's a million of these but some personal favs: Mikey & Nicky, The Long Good Friday, Prisoners, Double Indemnity, Aguirre
OK, we're all familiar with the concept of "Dudes Rock" movies
I would like to propose a counterpart: "Dudes Suck" movies
Great films with nearly no women in them — but which are ultimately about how certain kinds of Dudes, when left to their own devices, really Suck
(e.g. below)
I would like to propose a counterpart: "Dudes Suck" movies
Great films with nearly no women in them — but which are ultimately about how certain kinds of Dudes, when left to their own devices, really Suck
(e.g. below)
If you don't know about the Wannsee Conference and its horrifying consequences, I have an amazing, star-studded movie for you that will lay it all out:
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
There's a million of these but some personal favs: Mikey & Nicky, The Long Good Friday, Prisoners, Double Indemnity, Aguirre
Sure, I'll send an email with the Popeyes app. Why not
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Sure, I'll send an email with the Popeyes app. Why not
I've been putting some thought into it
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I've been putting some thought into it
Olympics got me watching USA network for the first time in years and man, there's a whole universe of TV shows I know nothing about
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Olympics got me watching USA network for the first time in years and man, there's a whole universe of TV shows I know nothing about
"The president was only in there for directions on how to get away from there!"
BREAKING: Her attorney tells Congress that Ghislaine Maxwell will speak “fully and honestly” about Epstein’s crimes against girls, but only with clemency from Trump
youtube.com/shorts/wKUiY...
youtube.com/shorts/wKUiY...
Ghislaine Maxwell will speak “fully & honestly” re: Epstein crimes, but only w/ clemency from Trump
YouTube video by Scott MacFarlane Reports
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"The president was only in there for directions on how to get away from there!"
No, I don't think that'll be necessary
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
No, I don't think that'll be necessary
They're calling him Big Dick Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
They're calling him Big Dick Drake
Never count out Touchdown Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Never count out Touchdown Drake
We're flaying Mr Beast after the game #flaymrbeast
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
We're flaying Mr Beast after the game #flaymrbeast
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