Mark
@markwahlberg.bsky.social
Laying in the hammock smoking reefer and singing the Skyrizi jingle to myself
August 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Laying in the hammock smoking reefer and singing the Skyrizi jingle to myself
Once again listening to The Microphones "The Glow" Pt. 2, arguably the finest album ever recorded
July 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Once again listening to The Microphones "The Glow" Pt. 2, arguably the finest album ever recorded
Just got an absolute steal on this
July 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just got an absolute steal on this
Today's the big day
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today's the big day
Is there any baseball on here yet. Let's talk about baseball
July 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is there any baseball on here yet. Let's talk about baseball
For my money, the song that best captures the experience of being "down bad" is "When Will You Come Home" by Galaxie 500
July 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For my money, the song that best captures the experience of being "down bad" is "When Will You Come Home" by Galaxie 500
picked an apple music station to put on for sex having purposes and c'mon Siri, you are scaring the hoes
July 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
picked an apple music station to put on for sex having purposes and c'mon Siri, you are scaring the hoes
Couldn't begin to tell you how excited I am for this
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Couldn't begin to tell you how excited I am for this
I've rarely been so elated to be wrong about something
Cuomo seems like a really evil piece of shit. Which is why I hope my New York friends are steeling themselves for when he wins by 15 points
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I've rarely been so elated to be wrong about something
Reposted by Mark
Cuomo seems like a really evil piece of shit. Which is why I hope my New York friends are steeling themselves for when he wins by 15 points
June 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Cuomo seems like a really evil piece of shit. Which is why I hope my New York friends are steeling themselves for when he wins by 15 points
It's bean day. Time to make the beans
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's bean day. Time to make the beans
Addicted to the McDonald's creamy chili sauce
June 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Addicted to the McDonald's creamy chili sauce
I don't care for "Israel"
June 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I don't care for "Israel"
Cuomo seems like a really evil piece of shit. Which is why I hope my New York friends are steeling themselves for when he wins by 15 points
June 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Cuomo seems like a really evil piece of shit. Which is why I hope my New York friends are steeling themselves for when he wins by 15 points
Why do they call it the minor leagues when it's majorly fun
May 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Why do they call it the minor leagues when it's majorly fun
Folks, it's baseball night in America
May 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Folks, it's baseball night in America
Drinking summer beverages on the back porch and listening to summer music. It's nice
May 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Drinking summer beverages on the back porch and listening to summer music. It's nice
Sitting in the back yard listening to all the neighborhood birds talking to each other
May 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sitting in the back yard listening to all the neighborhood birds talking to each other
You know what time it is
May 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You know what time it is
Me and who
William Mortensen
Chained Nude With Monk c 1926 - 1927
from the series “A Pictorial Compendium of Witchcraft”
Chained Nude With Monk c 1926 - 1927
from the series “A Pictorial Compendium of Witchcraft”
April 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Me and who
Where is my blue check mark. I am the real Mark Wahlberg
April 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Where is my blue check mark. I am the real Mark Wahlberg
You guys are not gonna believe this
Are we ever getting another Action Button episode
April 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You guys are not gonna believe this