Mark
@markwahlberg.bsky.social
Laying in the hammock smoking reefer and singing the Skyrizi jingle to myself
August 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Laying in the hammock smoking reefer and singing the Skyrizi jingle to myself
Just got an absolute steal on this
July 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just got an absolute steal on this
For my money, the song that best captures the experience of being "down bad" is "When Will You Come Home" by Galaxie 500
July 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For my money, the song that best captures the experience of being "down bad" is "When Will You Come Home" by Galaxie 500
picked an apple music station to put on for sex having purposes and c'mon Siri, you are scaring the hoes
July 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
picked an apple music station to put on for sex having purposes and c'mon Siri, you are scaring the hoes
Couldn't begin to tell you how excited I am for this
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Couldn't begin to tell you how excited I am for this
It's bean day. Time to make the beans
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's bean day. Time to make the beans
Why do they call it the minor leagues when it's majorly fun
May 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Why do they call it the minor leagues when it's majorly fun
Folks, it's baseball night in America
May 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Folks, it's baseball night in America
Drinking summer beverages on the back porch and listening to summer music. It's nice
May 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Drinking summer beverages on the back porch and listening to summer music. It's nice
Sitting in the back yard listening to all the neighborhood birds talking to each other
May 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sitting in the back yard listening to all the neighborhood birds talking to each other
You know what time it is
May 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You know what time it is
Ordering the Forbidden Lunch
April 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ordering the Forbidden Lunch
To the Joker, this is probably a normal amount of jokers
April 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
To the Joker, this is probably a normal amount of jokers
Actually it's not TV, it's HBO
March 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Actually it's not TV, it's HBO
They don't know they're getting their testicles surgically removed tomorrow 🤭
March 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They don't know they're getting their testicles surgically removed tomorrow 🤭
This album is so perfect you almost forget it came out on 9/11
March 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This album is so perfect you almost forget it came out on 9/11
You can't be talking like that, white 90s band
March 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You can't be talking like that, white 90s band
Aren't you supposed to be dead
February 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Aren't you supposed to be dead
Listening to this perfect album tonight
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Listening to this perfect album tonight