Mark
@markjaytee.bsky.social
broadcaster, writer, funny guy when given attention, adelaide homosexual
wow i can't believe jordan firstm*n said that about heated rivalry. it's VERY realistic sex and in fact every time i've ever had sex either i OR the guy i'm with has busted hands free, ESPECIALLY if either of us lack experience
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
wow i can't believe jordan firstm*n said that about heated rivalry. it's VERY realistic sex and in fact every time i've ever had sex either i OR the guy i'm with has busted hands free, ESPECIALLY if either of us lack experience
maybe i'm Too Online but while heated rivalry is fun, being in literature forums where the ONLY celebrated stories are happy ending romance means i have no capacity to fujo out
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
maybe i'm Too Online but while heated rivalry is fun, being in literature forums where the ONLY celebrated stories are happy ending romance means i have no capacity to fujo out
gay culture is mostly about watching absolute trash (complimentary, cult, good) and then having to watch absolute trash (critically lauded, popular, bad)
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
gay culture is mostly about watching absolute trash (complimentary, cult, good) and then having to watch absolute trash (critically lauded, popular, bad)
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It's funny how so many North American gays I know will remark how they're self-conscious about their gay voice, but to Australians most North American accents sound gay
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It's funny how so many North American gays I know will remark how they're self-conscious about their gay voice, but to Australians most North American accents sound gay
i'm relieved to hear that mr tarzia has made the decision to leave politics and get back to what he loves: shaking his fist angrily at the supernatural
i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
i'm relieved to hear that mr tarzia has made the decision to leave politics and get back to what he loves: shaking his fist angrily at the supernatural
if i were a tiny little fairy i would sleep in a broadbean jacket on the daily
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
if i were a tiny little fairy i would sleep in a broadbean jacket on the daily
i think it's [REDACTED]phobic to assume that all [REDACTED]s are good at The Arts because they're [REDACTED]s
What a brain-dead dumb, completely shite appointment. @tonyburkemp.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i think it's [REDACTED]phobic to assume that all [REDACTED]s are good at The Arts because they're [REDACTED]s
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i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse
i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse
RIP guys stuck in iron lungs. You would have loved mid era twitter
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
RIP guys stuck in iron lungs. You would have loved mid era twitter
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
i love columbo. it's a cosy detective howcatchem with the most effectively horrifying soundtracks known to man. it's. terrific.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i love columbo. it's a cosy detective howcatchem with the most effectively horrifying soundtracks known to man. it's. terrific.
heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
describing public parks in 1893:
honestly my most leftist gym bro take is that gyms are a public good and should be state owned and free, not private
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
describing public parks in 1893:
me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET
yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey
it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time
"there was no autism in our day"
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"there was no autism in our day"
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
alpha bottom genes is this anything
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
alpha bottom genes is this anything
"would you still love me if i were a wyrm?" if you read the NARNIA books you know that GOD would still love you were a wyrm
October 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"would you still love me if i were a wyrm?" if you read the NARNIA books you know that GOD would still love you were a wyrm
there's a real "december 2019" energy to the SA state government in regards to the algal bloom
October 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
there's a real "december 2019" energy to the SA state government in regards to the algal bloom
"gen z stare" (fake concept) is just a customer service stare and exists because interrupting is rude, correcting is rude, and giving people space to make mistakes is, you guessed it, rude
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"gen z stare" (fake concept) is just a customer service stare and exists because interrupting is rude, correcting is rude, and giving people space to make mistakes is, you guessed it, rude
we misunderstood. man... kind 🥹
the first time i read that Mick Foley would listen to the Tori Amos song Winter to get pumped to wrestle, i cried laughing
Governor Mick Foley (D-IN) would be more likely in my book.
September 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
we misunderstood. man... kind 🥹
gasped when i saw the dream team on the reveal here and immediately went to watch. It was good
🚨There's a new episode of Gastronauts out now on @dropout.tv! Join Jordan Myrick alongside Threedom's Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, and Paul F. Tompkins as guest judges!
#Gastronauts
#Gastronauts
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
gasped when i saw the dream team on the reveal here and immediately went to watch. It was good
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import