There’s a small but real faction of RWer who believes that there are nefarious intentions in killing the lanternfly.
“The government wants you to kill it, so it must have a benefit”
“The government wants you to kill it, so it must have a benefit”
it’s pretty remarkable how every single facet of Nuzzi is universally awful all the way down to the little stuff of “I refuse to help manage an invasive species”
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There’s a small but real faction of RWer who believes that there are nefarious intentions in killing the lanternfly.
“The government wants you to kill it, so it must have a benefit”
“The government wants you to kill it, so it must have a benefit”
Say it with me: “The Atlantic is the New Yorker by and for morons”
In “Good on Paper,” @jerusalem.bsky.social speaks with a pro-vaccine doctor who argues that RFK Jr.’s critics need to acknowledge the “seeds of truth” to some of his critiques, and the fact that many Americans are skeptical of public-health institutions.
RFK Jr. Is Right About Some Things
A pro-vaccine doctor argues that the left should engage with Americans skeptical of public-health rules.
www.theatlantic.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Say it with me: “The Atlantic is the New Yorker by and for morons”
Are we just not going to acknowledge that:
“If I swallowed every drop of water from the tower above your house,” Olivia had written, “I would still thirst for you.”
Should get you booted out of an intro to prose class
“If I swallowed every drop of water from the tower above your house,” Olivia had written, “I would still thirst for you.”
Should get you booted out of an intro to prose class
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Are we just not going to acknowledge that:
“If I swallowed every drop of water from the tower above your house,” Olivia had written, “I would still thirst for you.”
Should get you booted out of an intro to prose class
“If I swallowed every drop of water from the tower above your house,” Olivia had written, “I would still thirst for you.”
Should get you booted out of an intro to prose class
Holy shit!! tcot? Tcot?!
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Holy shit!! tcot? Tcot?!
When you’re the job sites’ union delegate
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When you’re the job sites’ union delegate
Or, rather, it has been *incredibly* successful. Especially on the “physical combat” front
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Or, rather, it has been *incredibly* successful. Especially on the “physical combat” front
As I haven’t watched the full episode, I assume the piece is about how everyone thinks this guy is a fucking moron and you just mock him relentlessly
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
As I haven’t watched the full episode, I assume the piece is about how everyone thinks this guy is a fucking moron and you just mock him relentlessly
You forgot one thing.
It’s about the Mitres
It’s about the Mitres
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You forgot one thing.
It’s about the Mitres
It’s about the Mitres
I know she’s on some weird image rehab tour, but man, people really need to be asking Cheryl Hines “So, your husband is a real piece of shit, huh?” And just force her to say “nope. I’m square with everything. Especially the hand stuff with Nuzzi”
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I know she’s on some weird image rehab tour, but man, people really need to be asking Cheryl Hines “So, your husband is a real piece of shit, huh?” And just force her to say “nope. I’m square with everything. Especially the hand stuff with Nuzzi”
Oh. Ok. I get it.
Jacob wrote this because he too was hoping to do hand stuff over teams with her
Jacob wrote this because he too was hoping to do hand stuff over teams with her
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh. Ok. I get it.
Jacob wrote this because he too was hoping to do hand stuff over teams with her
Jacob wrote this because he too was hoping to do hand stuff over teams with her
The New York Times everybody!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The New York Times everybody!!
We’re literally going to find a cure for multiple fucking plagues and there’s going to be a huge amount of crunchy moms who refuse because it’s not natural. And they’ll just take methylene blue and colloidal silver
From COVID shots to cancer therapy, mRNA is changing medicine.
How mRNA Cancer Vaccines Could Treat Pancreatic and Other Types of Cancer
From COVID shots to cancer therapy, mRNA is changing medicine.
www.scientificamerican.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We’re literally going to find a cure for multiple fucking plagues and there’s going to be a huge amount of crunchy moms who refuse because it’s not natural. And they’ll just take methylene blue and colloidal silver
I want to see how this thing responds to the question every adult child will have —
“Why did you do that thing that hurt me”
“Why did you do that thing that hurt me”
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I want to see how this thing responds to the question every adult child will have —
“Why did you do that thing that hurt me”
“Why did you do that thing that hurt me”
Just wait until there’s an update to the LLM and then grandpa has opinions about white genocide.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Just wait until there’s an update to the LLM and then grandpa has opinions about white genocide.
At least the vile and disgusting Jon Edward’s and medical mediums of the world are pretty obviously scams, but everyone is in on it, like pro-wrestling
But this - this is gonna cause psychosis
But this - this is gonna cause psychosis
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
At least the vile and disgusting Jon Edward’s and medical mediums of the world are pretty obviously scams, but everyone is in on it, like pro-wrestling
But this - this is gonna cause psychosis
But this - this is gonna cause psychosis
This is a fucking nightmare.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is a fucking nightmare.
Bush got hot mic’ed calling someone a major league asshole
Cheney told someone to go fuck themselves on the senate floor.
Cheney told someone to go fuck themselves on the senate floor.
It was a minor scandal when Bush (maybe Cheney?) privately called someone an asshole.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bush got hot mic’ed calling someone a major league asshole
Cheney told someone to go fuck themselves on the senate floor.
Cheney told someone to go fuck themselves on the senate floor.
They’d have to right? Like if you’re a freshman/sophomore in college your entire memorable life has been this nonsense
Do political science profs have to explain to their students that, for most of American history, it was actually borderline unthinkable that elected officials and their spokespersons would constantly talk like trashy reality show contestants?
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
They’d have to right? Like if you’re a freshman/sophomore in college your entire memorable life has been this nonsense
Passive voice AND victim blaming
Impressive.
Impressive.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Passive voice AND victim blaming
Impressive.
Impressive.
“You want us to ratfuck *both* sides?”
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“You want us to ratfuck *both* sides?”
Has the onion run a headline
“See, fucking couches doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
“See, fucking couches doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Has the onion run a headline
“See, fucking couches doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
“See, fucking couches doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
You know, people need to start asking his media hungry, power seeking children… “so your dad likes kids, what do you think about that”
Really drive up the price of his memecoins
Really drive up the price of his memecoins
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You know, people need to start asking his media hungry, power seeking children… “so your dad likes kids, what do you think about that”
Really drive up the price of his memecoins
Really drive up the price of his memecoins
The president of the United States is going to go on TV, hold up unredacted photos of the victims and essentially recreate the scene from Raging Bull.
“She look 14 to you?”
“She look 14 to you?”
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The president of the United States is going to go on TV, hold up unredacted photos of the victims and essentially recreate the scene from Raging Bull.
“She look 14 to you?”
“She look 14 to you?”
Douthat is going to have a seizure.
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
Pope Leo XIV says 'inhuman treatment of immigrants' in the U.S. isn't 'pro-life'
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Douthat is going to have a seizure.
A bbc sitcom that ran for 5 years? They must have done like…14 episodes
Born 11 November 1925, actress June Whitfield. Amongst many other roles, she starred opposite Terry Scott in "Terry & June", a BBC sitcom that ran from 1974 to 1979. It regularly pulled in more than 10 million viewers. June died, aged 92 in 2018. She would've been 100 today! #JuneWhitfield
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A bbc sitcom that ran for 5 years? They must have done like…14 episodes