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The G Train, NERMAL!
People think he’d ruin a meal by doing the “AAAOooooOoo” from werewolves of London

But he’d drive everyone nuts by screaming “HAR!” Every time he makes a point.
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of Our Shells
The Who
Bob Dylan and Tom Petty
The Who
Dan Bern
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Thanksgiving. A feast of excess that would make a Roman Emperor hide his head in shame for a lack of creativity. Across an entire country people devour more calories than their ancestors would have in a month, as if they have been infected by a parasite …
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Happy claps-giving day ha-rade
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It didn’t make her successful. It made her money.

When her kids have other obligations on the day of her funeral, when the only stories told were how good she was at fucking HR, you tell me how successful she was.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@graycious.bsky.social happy thanksgiving to you, your family, Sascha, misha, gizmo, the rest of battersea dog and cat home.

Plus there’s the national dog show today on NBC!
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
5 things you can see
4 things you can touch
3 things you can hear
2 things you can smell
1 thing you can taste

And repeat
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is generally true, but I fee mike the big schism is that, when given the opportunity at 25,30, to say “I don’t care that the drink is pink, it’s good and I like it” do you actually take it?
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pooh… promise you won’t forget me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.

The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This guy has a humiliation kink.
Dr J is arguably more important to the game of basketball than Michael Jordan and without him the entire game of basketball probably isn't what it is today. Without him the ABA doesnt scare the NBA in to buying the ABA

Jordan took Dr. J's game and globalized it

Thank you for joining my Ted talk
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
He’s also got facial hair
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well they’d probably ask “is the machine Marlowe?”

And *then* put you in the stocks
If you went back to 1603 and told people at the Globe Theater that a magic machine could replace Shakespeare they would put you in the stocks
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And both are designed in a lab to give Ross Douthat a coronary
Crazy that the mayor-elect of NYC and the Pope are pretty much the two most beloved political figures right now
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What’s in the Box Charlie Brown?
Whats in the BOX?!
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You can’t represent Sedona and not be into woo bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
He decided to put his information to good use, and make a little money out it. What could be more American than that?
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Listen, I’m not saying there’s nothing there, but people take off jewelry on flights. Like, let’s all be cool.
Usha Vance spotted today without her wedding ring on. 👀
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it *is* where the people live.

It *would* de-incentivize trying to be the. Biggest psycho because that’s how you Win Iowa.

LA county republicans and Nebraska democrats should have their votes matter.

if you were smart enough to get this, you wouldn’t be at the Atlantic
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You’re so close to getting it.

The Atlantic is the just The New Yorker but by and for assholes.

And boy howdy…
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The easiest okey-doke in the world.

It might only last a few hours, but *anyone* who’s paid attention to either of these two saw this coming.
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@graycious.bsky.social
Hope you and Sasha are doing great.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Chiropractors.

What if Physical Therapists but really shitty.
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am on a Tom Waits “Downtown Train” kick. And I gotta say, listening to all these covers by incredibly talented singers, doing technically beautiful singing or breathy bluesy jazz … just gets me riled up

YOURE MISSING THE POINT OF THE SONG!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM