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Avery/Jayden
@marimakinami.bsky.social
any pronouns

formerly known as @pumthecutiepie on twitter

women want me, men want me, enbys want me, ants want me, I'm a tasty snack
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I've decided that today I'm no longer trans, but I'm 100% genderfluid

I've thought about it for a while but I've come to the conclusion that I'm happy as a boy and a girl, and my trans journey was more about lack of self confidence

I'm still an ally to my trans homies ofc, I love you all ❤️
it makes him cry at night at least
I can't believe calling him Drumpf hasn't worked yet
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
thank you for having a stabbable neck
In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous.

Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
you don't cheap out on the jesus nut ™️
We will no longer fall for corporate scams!
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
new year same me 💪
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
im sad that the penny is no longer being minted, now I can only see lincoln's sexy face on 5 dollar bills :(
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
a story in three screenshots
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
she's probably happy that gum toothed goblin got shot in the neck
"everyone grieves differently"

Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
of course I'm good in bed I can sleep for 15 hours straight
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
the one lizard that yoink guy on youtube hasn't yoinked yey
December 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
dinner with the family
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
he knows that letting it blow over rather than addressing it is better (in his eyes at least) because people will forget about it in a month and the conservative side of his fanbase won't be alienated
Okay @matbrunetvo.com so it’s been almost a week and neither Doug Walker nor Channel Awesome have responded to this publicly.

But just out of curiosity I DM-ed Doug about this on Facebook (something I’ve never done before) and SHOCKINGLY he responded to me, and well…

(Don’t shoot the messenger)
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
selling a testicle nowadays will get you one stick of ddr4 ram
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I ran out of clonidine so I have to take my dog's trazedone, I'm a good boy
December 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
merry chrysler
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
merry chrysler
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
simple math? I find it quite complicated actually
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
if you're craving this, get a pregnancy test immediately
ummm, what???
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
he's called spongebob squarepants when his pants don't reach his ankles, he has square shorts, this show sucks
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when I was a kid I thought brenda lee said "maybe we'll have some fucking fun" instead of "maybe we'll have some pumpkin pie" and wondered how such abhorrent language was allowed on the radio
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
what if giant bumblebees existed, like big fluffy bumblebees that you can just cuddle with and fly on
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I wish all draftkings users a very go broke
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"hi its me mickey mouse! can you tel me the numbers on mommy's credit card?"
Disney has signed a deal with OpenAI and is investing $1B into the company

• Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars

• Some of these AI-generated videos will be released on Disney+
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
he was absolutely joking but thats such a poor tasting joke considering how gpt is so ingrained into people nowadays
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
soft drink? yeah I hope its soft, why would I want to drink something thats frozen
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Welp... I guess I'm not using Bluesky any more... no way am I gonna give them this info lol
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM