Ari
@mari7mba.bsky.social
he/him neurodivergent semen demon queer american in the uk speedrunner
taking a nap before a rave bc it starts past my bedtime 👴
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
taking a nap before a rave bc it starts past my bedtime 👴
haha, do you ever churn your peanut butter so hard the label rips off
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
haha, do you ever churn your peanut butter so hard the label rips off
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it seems like whether i'm drunk, stoned, or on hallucinogens my emotions all point towards love
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
it seems like whether i'm drunk, stoned, or on hallucinogens my emotions all point towards love
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(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire
when the actor that's driving the car in the scene, has to do some film shit, and I'm like EYES ON THE ROAD PLEASE
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
when the actor that's driving the car in the scene, has to do some film shit, and I'm like EYES ON THE ROAD PLEASE
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fuck my stupid hamburger helpless life
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
fuck my stupid hamburger helpless life
and she leaned over and wiggled it
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
and she leaned over and wiggled it
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Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Money tongue emoji doesn’t make any sense to me
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
My bank teller: maybe he lick it. maybe he lick the money
Me: yeah. Maybe.
like mother always says, there's nothing wrong with sucking cocks in hell
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
like mother always says, there's nothing wrong with sucking cocks in hell
don't talk to me or my emotional support empty water bottles ever again
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
don't talk to me or my emotional support empty water bottles ever again
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Never ruin your whole life
October 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Never ruin your whole life
you know when the potato gets old and it starts sprouting, like more potato forms out, growing from where? like it's replicating in there, how does potato grow from potato, they could make infinite food if they figured that one out
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
you know when the potato gets old and it starts sprouting, like more potato forms out, growing from where? like it's replicating in there, how does potato grow from potato, they could make infinite food if they figured that one out
me needing to microwave my food for 10 minutes in these weak ass uk microwaves, mashing the fuck out of the +30 sec button
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
me needing to microwave my food for 10 minutes in these weak ass uk microwaves, mashing the fuck out of the +30 sec button
im watching one of those street food videos, and the very talented chef just made cum
October 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
im watching one of those street food videos, and the very talented chef just made cum
had a dream I was in a long conga line full of hot guys but instead of each person being one arms length away, it was zero arm lengths, so just all of our cocks and asses were touching
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
had a dream I was in a long conga line full of hot guys but instead of each person being one arms length away, it was zero arm lengths, so just all of our cocks and asses were touching
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Roll that unbearable bean footage
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Roll that unbearable bean footage
I don't wash my grapes so that my body can build up a vaccine on grape dirt
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don't wash my grapes so that my body can build up a vaccine on grape dirt
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And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
you can tell how stressed someone is based on how often they post
October 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
you can tell how stressed someone is based on how often they post
first base: oral, second base: home run, third base: second base but with farting, fourth base: sex, but with stoned feat. crying
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
first base: oral, second base: home run, third base: second base but with farting, fourth base: sex, but with stoned feat. crying
just experienced "paying attention" for the first time
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
just experienced "paying attention" for the first time
might fuck around and emulsify myself
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
might fuck around and emulsify myself
LET THE MINECRAFT TRADESMEN UNIONIZE
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
LET THE MINECRAFT TRADESMEN UNIONIZE
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i'm not a religious man but i strongly believe in the cat distribution system
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i'm not a religious man but i strongly believe in the cat distribution system
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