marebearpig
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If it’s not love than it’s the bomb that will bring us together
Every paper that you read says: tomorrow's your lucky day
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Every paper that you read says: tomorrow's your lucky day
Some Dr. Evil type shit
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Some Dr. Evil type shit
I hear some people been talking me down, bring up my name, pass it round
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I hear some people been talking me down, bring up my name, pass it round
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Good morning to everyone except the Philadelphia football team
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Good morning to everyone except the Philadelphia football team
Our days were long, our nights no longer
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Our days were long, our nights no longer
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Frog we don’t have time for this
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Bills vs Broncos next week
a woman says giddy up in front of a hulu ad
ALT: a woman says giddy up in front of a hulu ad
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Bills vs Broncos next week
I’m going to buy a gun and find Jake Ellliott
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’m going to buy a gun and find Jake Ellliott
Men are scared that women will laugh at them, women are scared that men will kill them
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Men are scared that women will laugh at them, women are scared that men will kill them
Bowling is back ?
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Bowling is back ?
Another version of me I was in it
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Another version of me I was in it
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Womp womp share.inquirer.com/yfdSg5
‘It’s time’: Trump Store in Bucks County closing due to declining sales
Mike Domanico's store thrived during the Biden administration, but Trump's return to the White House has been bad for business.
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January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Womp womp share.inquirer.com/yfdSg5
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The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
Student 1: “Wow 2025 felt like it was just last week”
Student 2, from across the room: “YO! SHUT UP!”
Student 2, from across the room: “YO! SHUT UP!”
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Student 1: “Wow 2025 felt like it was just last week”
Student 2, from across the room: “YO! SHUT UP!”
Student 2, from across the room: “YO! SHUT UP!”
The sink is full of fishes, she’s got dirty dishes on the brain
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 PM
The sink is full of fishes, she’s got dirty dishes on the brain
Wow, forgot I added this to the notes app.
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Wow, forgot I added this to the notes app.
Over/under 5: number of proxy wars that have been fought for oil that you’ve witnessed in your life time??
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Over/under 5: number of proxy wars that have been fought for oil that you’ve witnessed in your life time??
The Replacements getting a shoutout in Stranger Things has been the best thing about this season
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The Replacements getting a shoutout in Stranger Things has been the best thing about this season
If it feels this good being used? You just keep using me
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
If it feels this good being used? You just keep using me
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
Why do the jokers in this eagles deck look like Reed Blankenship?
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Why do the jokers in this eagles deck look like Reed Blankenship?
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If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe
Something it always blows my mind that people do know is that the president literally has nothing to do with the price of gas
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Something it always blows my mind that people do know is that the president literally has nothing to do with the price of gas