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If it’s not love than it’s the bomb that will bring us together
“A mosquito, my libido” all time rhyme in a rock song
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
In the first bar things were stop and stare, but in this bar they were laissez-faire
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
We’re gonna uncover what’s sleeping in our souls
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Every paper that you read says: tomorrow's your lucky day
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Some Dr. Evil type shit
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I hear some people been talking me down, bring up my name, pass it round
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Good morning to everyone except the Philadelphia football team
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Our days were long, our nights no longer
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”

“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Bills vs Broncos next week
a woman says giddy up in front of a hulu ad
ALT: a woman says giddy up in front of a hulu ad
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I’m going to buy a gun and find Jake Ellliott
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Men are scared that women will laugh at them, women are scared that men will kill them
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Bowling is back ?
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Another version of me I was in it
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Student 1: “Wow 2025 felt like it was just last week”

Student 2, from across the room: “YO! SHUT UP!”
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The sink is full of fishes, she’s got dirty dishes on the brain
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Wow, forgot I added this to the notes app.
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Over/under 5: number of proxy wars that have been fought for oil that you’ve witnessed in your life time??
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The Replacements getting a shoutout in Stranger Things has been the best thing about this season
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If it feels this good being used? You just keep using me
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
PHILADELPHIA
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM