Marcus
marcuslorelli.bsky.social
Marcus
@marcuslorelli.bsky.social
History nerd, music nerd, dnd nerd, football nerd, and general nerd

Red onions are clearly purple
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Matthew Stafford with pure faith in the concept, his read, and in his WR. He's letting this throw go when Puka Nacua is still at the numbers and Nacua makes a great catch.
September 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I think…people’s obsession with “a cause”…is precisely because autism’s genetic randomness is hard to stratify by social class……………..
THERE. ARE. NO. 'CAUSES'. OF. AUTISM.

(other than being born as a member of Homo sapiens, which is a huge risk factor for turning out to be Autistic).
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
July 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are.

The Internet has ruined me.
July 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza
Brian Eno Calls On Microsoft To Cease Partnership With Israel, Will Donate Windows ‘95 Chime Fee To Victims In Gaza
Art-music master Brian Eno is the composer of what might be one of the most-heard pieces of music in history, even if much of the world doesn’t necessarily process it as a piece of music. Eno made the...
www.stereogum.com
May 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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pablo torre is the hardest working man in rap
I talked to 11 people who dealt directly with Jordon Hudson as she took power in Bill Belichick’s life.

A lot is getting aggregated from this episode.

Just know that the full PTFO investigation is even weirder — and worth your time… youtu.be/As5P5TA-ERk?...
Investigating Belichick's Girlfriend: The Power of Jordon Hudson, Revealed | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
May 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Religion in a nutshell:
A bunch of men choose the pope, then claim he was chosen by god.
🤔
May 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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if i play my cards right i can have ryan leaf calling ben solak a byzantine by sundown
Ryan Leaf is gonna pull up
May 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - Republican challenger concedes a 2024 North Carolina Supreme Court election to the Democratic incumbent.
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I’m a fan of DeCosta as a football mind. This is incredibly tone deaf.
May 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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What To Know About ‘Sinners’
theonion.com/what-to...
May 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I am truly proud of you @minakimes.bsky.social being honored by the City of Los Angeles on Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month 🇰🇷
May 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Charles’ reaction says it all:
April 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Wisdom can come from anywhere.
April 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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NFL draft Day 3 is for the sickos. Let’s lock in, my freaks.
April 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Howie Roseman drafting first round linebackers and Les Snead *acquiring* first round picks. Bizarro draft night
Les Fuck them Picks Snead ending up with two first rounders next year
April 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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"It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help. . . . If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite."

- Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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happy easter
April 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals
April 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM