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Marché’s IPhone
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I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
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Netanyahu just touched down in D.C.

He should be arrested immediately.

Faster than Maduro.

Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.

Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.

Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Okay but whose baby shower do I need to go to to win a rooster?
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Fuck love and light. He needs a cold blade and a swift fade….
My mother told me she sends love and light to Trump. So I’ve started sending psychic attacks and my anger towards him to combat that
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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@nicju.blacksky.app Decided to do kettlebell swings and alternate days of doing Tanner courtad and grow with Jo. Their videos are perfect for the amount of space I have to work with. Thank youuuuu. I did it for the first time yesterday and it was just my speed.
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
You know what…. I don’t believe in doxxing. But if someone was to doxx all the billionaires in the files… oh well. I don’t have to believe in doxxing for it to work.
Can’t wait to get home so I can get back into the Epstein files!

We will know exactly what’s going on.
We cannot take the blanquitos word for it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Idgaf what they got to say unless they’re turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. If they not having a bang out I’m not interested. Atp you just gotta whoop republican ass.

“Oh you cool with human trafficking; I gotta beatcho ass; It ain’t even personal.”
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Scientists just be out here mathing hella good.

Shit sexy.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Oh shit.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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“Tacos and Margaritas” 😈😏
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Arizona vs. Kansas tonight?

Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Okay this is a level of hilarity I have to share…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#badbitch #stockmarket
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
That’s why knuck if you buck should be playing during congressional hearings.
If Jeffrey Epstein and Ghlaisne Maxwell aren't the mastermind that the FBI, DOJ, and the Supreme Court are protecting, who could it possibly be? 🙄

We are cooked
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Pet peeve calling fingers digits.
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Definitely below Kendrick.
Bad Bunny's halftime show at Super Bowl LX rose to the occasion.

So, where exactly does his performance rank among the greats?

@saadyousuf126.bsky.social has it in the top 10, narrowly above Kendrick Lamar's show last year 👀
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Drag that dead hoe through the fucking streets tied to the back of a forerunner.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If Congress grants Ghislaine Maxwell clemency, i’m turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. Fuck Natalie Nunn I’m snatching errbody chain!!!!

That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
They can do all this but can’t find missing people or children got it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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It was much, much safer in the hands of communist China.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Soooo everyone I am please to announce I have been invited to join the Illuminati. Umm Jay Z is my demonology professor and teaches me how to sacrifice pop stars to demons. Beyonce is actually the Ph.D level scientist over the cloning centers. I’m also being prepared to take over RocNation as CEO.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Drake bet a Million dollars on the patriots. WHY?

That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Bro I’m over here and I got it bad too. I wrote THREEEEE crash out poems.
I’ve been fantasizing about this woman so much. Like wow.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
So the American economy is propped up by GLP1’s, AI, and gambling. That’s TOTALLY not a recipe for collapse.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more audacity and gumption and bigger cojones than you JERMAINE?!

At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I’ve listened to many people’s take about j Cole. Personally I only took 3 songs off the album. I would have taken 4 but I love her again pissed me clean tf off.

The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Where the gamers at? Yall bully anyone tf else. Bully discord into backing out of this.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM