Marché’s IPhone
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I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I’d be sidetracked somewhere with a recipe I found or something. 🤣🤣🤣 wind up in a grocery store, forgetting everything I want for the recipe.
ADHD means:
1. I cleaned out my iCloud
2. I’m setting up a print shop of travel photos 🤣
1. I cleaned out my iCloud
2. I’m setting up a print shop of travel photos 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’d be sidetracked somewhere with a recipe I found or something. 🤣🤣🤣 wind up in a grocery store, forgetting everything I want for the recipe.
Can yall rap a whole migos verse or a whole migos song?
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Can yall rap a whole migos verse or a whole migos song?
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more courage than you? Okay yeah Drake got decimated but he at least TRIED! Then Drake stood on his shit. J Cole can’t say the same. Oh and Jermaine… JUST PAY CAM’RON!!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more courage than you? Okay yeah Drake got decimated but he at least TRIED! Then Drake stood on his shit. J Cole can’t say the same. Oh and Jermaine… JUST PAY CAM’RON!!!!!
Oh god… I have more respect for Drake than I do for J Cole.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh god… I have more respect for Drake than I do for J Cole.
Interesting pattern. Duly noted.
Ukraine flag + anime pfp gonna do it every time
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Interesting pattern. Duly noted.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything good from people who have that flag on their profile actually
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything good from people who have that flag on their profile actually
Bitch got blocked as soon as I seen that fuck shit.
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Bitch got blocked as soon as I seen that fuck shit.
Yes
Do I want a new tattoo today?
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Yes
Because racial socialization comes from your mother. Jermaine is truly making me hate him.
The white mom biracials really are something. The ones with black moms don't do this
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Because racial socialization comes from your mother. Jermaine is truly making me hate him.
Y’all do realize foreplay isn’t necessary sexual right….
Including foreplay? 2-3 hours.
Ok so what's the time length of an average sex session?
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Y’all do realize foreplay isn’t necessary sexual right….
I want little white blonde hair and blue eyes girls crying on social media saying they’re sooo scared and no longer wanna have babies.
I want white men checking tf out of their peers!!!!
I want white men checking tf out of their peers!!!!
When buddy said “white people can stop this anytime they want to” I really felt that.
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I want little white blonde hair and blue eyes girls crying on social media saying they’re sooo scared and no longer wanna have babies.
I want white men checking tf out of their peers!!!!
I want white men checking tf out of their peers!!!!
Sooo what did Glorilla sister hope to gain from putting her on blast on TMZ?
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Sooo what did Glorilla sister hope to gain from putting her on blast on TMZ?
Why they calling Glorilla sister Brorilla? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Why they calling Glorilla sister Brorilla? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfaooo RSD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Lmfaooo RSD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That nigga got the nerve to have an ego as big as mine if not bigger.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
That nigga got the nerve to have an ego as big as mine if not bigger.
Oil any water situations aren’t fun.
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Oil any water situations aren’t fun.
Yup… they all wanted to piss me off today. Great.
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Yup… they all wanted to piss me off today. Great.
Yuk. I’m in the poetry bag. 🤢
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Yuk. I’m in the poetry bag. 🤢
Your salami leg, his salami leg, their salami leg, or Carl’s shoe
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Your salami leg, his salami leg, their salami leg, or Carl’s shoe
You call girl or this new generation “fast.” Imma block the fuck outta you.
I hate sexy redd but we can’t say we were listening to Trina in the 6th fucking grade. If you’re not having the conversation about the collapse of, market segments, companies grouping adults, teens and tweens together STFU!
I hate sexy redd but we can’t say we were listening to Trina in the 6th fucking grade. If you’re not having the conversation about the collapse of, market segments, companies grouping adults, teens and tweens together STFU!
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
You call girl or this new generation “fast.” Imma block the fuck outta you.
I hate sexy redd but we can’t say we were listening to Trina in the 6th fucking grade. If you’re not having the conversation about the collapse of, market segments, companies grouping adults, teens and tweens together STFU!
I hate sexy redd but we can’t say we were listening to Trina in the 6th fucking grade. If you’re not having the conversation about the collapse of, market segments, companies grouping adults, teens and tweens together STFU!
Not surprised.
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Not surprised.
I really miss Firo, Bahama Bucks, Barrio, the Fairmount, Brasa, Romano’s Macaroni Grille, Tony Saccos, PastaTivo, Winking Lizard, The Rail, Houlihans, Texas De Brazil, Piada, M Italian, Jenni’s, the honey hut, Mom’s Diner, Penn station, Bravo! Brio, Stir Crazy, BD’s Mongolia BBQ, Cheesecake Factory…
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I really miss Firo, Bahama Bucks, Barrio, the Fairmount, Brasa, Romano’s Macaroni Grille, Tony Saccos, PastaTivo, Winking Lizard, The Rail, Houlihans, Texas De Brazil, Piada, M Italian, Jenni’s, the honey hut, Mom’s Diner, Penn station, Bravo! Brio, Stir Crazy, BD’s Mongolia BBQ, Cheesecake Factory…
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Tr*mp showed everybody who he was for years and it took a racist picture of Obama for folks to realize it lol
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Tr*mp showed everybody who he was for years and it took a racist picture of Obama for folks to realize it lol
White people are about to unify faster than lightning striking.
US Marshals, acting on behalf of the DOJ in Memphis, TN, kicked a dog during an arrest, leaving it with a broken rib.
February 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
White people are about to unify faster than lightning striking.
Reddit people always find a way to piss me completely tf off.
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Reddit people always find a way to piss me completely tf off.