Marché’s IPhone
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I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
Is it weird I now wanna be a bush?
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Is it weird I now wanna be a bush?
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😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
😂😂
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh look. They remembered you're allowed to actually score a touchdown in the super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does Ella Mai have a man? The way she sings I don’t think bro exists. At least ms swiftie gets in and out of relationships to produce albums. 🤷🏽♀️
Shit give me a freak song. Give me a break up song give me a crash out song.
Shit give me a freak song. Give me a break up song give me a crash out song.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Does Ella Mai have a man? The way she sings I don’t think bro exists. At least ms swiftie gets in and out of relationships to produce albums. 🤷🏽♀️
Shit give me a freak song. Give me a break up song give me a crash out song.
Shit give me a freak song. Give me a break up song give me a crash out song.
Maybe I’m bored with Ella Mai as an artist as a sound?
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Maybe I’m bored with Ella Mai as an artist as a sound?
Idk why I don’t like this Ella Mai album. Damn. I guess I’ll only bump the first album.
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Idk why I don’t like this Ella Mai album. Damn. I guess I’ll only bump the first album.
Got me over here sounding like a damn vampire off of Sesame Street. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Got me over here sounding like a damn vampire off of Sesame Street. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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CRINE!
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
CRINE!
I hope the maga chuds and republicans are contemplating ending it all because someone is speaking Spanish on TV.
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I hope the maga chuds and republicans are contemplating ending it all because someone is speaking Spanish on TV.
Okay but where is Jalen Hurts?
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Okay but where is Jalen Hurts?
No one. Not even kid rock is watching. Plus old people don’t know what rumble is.
Who's watching the alternative half time thing so I can block y'all 👀
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
No one. Not even kid rock is watching. Plus old people don’t know what rumble is.
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2 min warning till Bad Bunny!!!
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
2 min warning till Bad Bunny!!!
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The fans' and drummer's reaction to "mindfuck" is great even though we got it censored. The NBC version was scrambled, Peacock just muted it
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The fans' and drummer's reaction to "mindfuck" is great even though we got it censored. The NBC version was scrambled, Peacock just muted it
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In case you missed it, Green Day reported they are NOT part of the MAGA agenda. Apparently #NBC would rather censor art than take a stand for democracy.
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
In case you missed it, Green Day reported they are NOT part of the MAGA agenda. Apparently #NBC would rather censor art than take a stand for democracy.
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Double Goose Eggs today. 😂
Connections
Puzzle #973
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#WQuers #Worsle_nyt #badbunny #superbowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Double Goose Eggs today. 😂
Connections
Puzzle #973
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#WQuers #Worsle_nyt #badbunny #superbowlLX
I guess I’m not watching #SuperBowlLX I’m not resubscribing to peacock.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I guess I’m not watching #SuperBowlLX I’m not resubscribing to peacock.
Is #superbowlLX not playing on tubi this year?
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Is #superbowlLX not playing on tubi this year?
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American Idiot playing on Super Bowl Sunday at this precise moment in American history is surreal. Here's to us not letting the point sail over our heads.
#SuperBowlLX
#SuperBowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
American Idiot playing on Super Bowl Sunday at this precise moment in American history is surreal. Here's to us not letting the point sail over our heads.
#SuperBowlLX
#SuperBowlLX
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They should replace every reference with “6Lack” 💀
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
They should replace every reference with “6Lack” 💀
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Fear and fascism is a racist reaction to hope and exceptionalism especially when hope and exceptionalism is Black.
I watched Michelle Obama's documentary last night. It begs the question, how did America go from Hope and Exceptionalism to Fear and Facism in 10 years?
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Fear and fascism is a racist reaction to hope and exceptionalism especially when hope and exceptionalism is Black.
Can you image the girl at chipotle, “white or brown rice sir?”
“Um, you shouldn’t use honorifics with people you’re not in a dynamic with.”
“Bitch I’m at work! What fucking rice you want in this damn bowl????”
“Um, you shouldn’t use honorifics with people you’re not in a dynamic with.”
“Bitch I’m at work! What fucking rice you want in this damn bowl????”
A question.
If you use honorifics (Ma'am/Sir, Ms./Mr. and yes, the capitalization matters) what's the percentage that you are expressing attraction/willingness for heated fellowship?
If you use honorifics (Ma'am/Sir, Ms./Mr. and yes, the capitalization matters) what's the percentage that you are expressing attraction/willingness for heated fellowship?
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Can you image the girl at chipotle, “white or brown rice sir?”
“Um, you shouldn’t use honorifics with people you’re not in a dynamic with.”
“Bitch I’m at work! What fucking rice you want in this damn bowl????”
“Um, you shouldn’t use honorifics with people you’re not in a dynamic with.”
“Bitch I’m at work! What fucking rice you want in this damn bowl????”
This is funny af considering I have a degree in hospitality. It’s making me wonder how many people will misinterpret good service for flirting.
A question.
If you use honorifics (Ma'am/Sir, Ms./Mr. and yes, the capitalization matters) what's the percentage that you are expressing attraction/willingness for heated fellowship?
If you use honorifics (Ma'am/Sir, Ms./Mr. and yes, the capitalization matters) what's the percentage that you are expressing attraction/willingness for heated fellowship?
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This is funny af considering I have a degree in hospitality. It’s making me wonder how many people will misinterpret good service for flirting.
Fuck the military. Fuck Pete kegseth. You’re lucky you’re head of the DOD bitch.
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Fuck the military. Fuck Pete kegseth. You’re lucky you’re head of the DOD bitch.
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Imagine like…
Ati 20 years?
Like fr?
Ati 20 years?
Like fr?
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Imagine like…
Ati 20 years?
Like fr?
Ati 20 years?
Like fr?