Marché’s IPhone
@marchesiphone.bsky.social
BIFC
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
Let’s say we have a bang out with billionaires. What we riding out to? Personally, I’d love to beat Amazon founder ahh to WAP.
Bezzy…. We coming for you. 😈
WAPWAPWAP that’s some wet ass pussy while I’m dog walking.
Macaroni in the POT is the stomp out.
Then someone pull me off him in the outro.
Bezzy…. We coming for you. 😈
WAPWAPWAP that’s some wet ass pussy while I’m dog walking.
Macaroni in the POT is the stomp out.
Then someone pull me off him in the outro.
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Let’s say we have a bang out with billionaires. What we riding out to? Personally, I’d love to beat Amazon founder ahh to WAP.
Bezzy…. We coming for you. 😈
WAPWAPWAP that’s some wet ass pussy while I’m dog walking.
Macaroni in the POT is the stomp out.
Then someone pull me off him in the outro.
Bezzy…. We coming for you. 😈
WAPWAPWAP that’s some wet ass pussy while I’m dog walking.
Macaroni in the POT is the stomp out.
Then someone pull me off him in the outro.
Not even surprised. 9/10 Asians be thirsty af to treat us like shit; and completely invalidate our experience while benefiting from the barriers our ancestors broke through.
POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Not even surprised. 9/10 Asians be thirsty af to treat us like shit; and completely invalidate our experience while benefiting from the barriers our ancestors broke through.
Sooo I need a piñata…
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Sooo I need a piñata…
I am bender; please insert girder.
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I am bender; please insert girder.
Did Tia and us figure out why bad bunny got so many girlfriends?
February 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Did Tia and us figure out why bad bunny got so many girlfriends?
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
But when I say we need to turn the congressional floor into an episode of baddies…..
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
But when I say we need to turn the congressional floor into an episode of baddies…..
Legs
Are you primarily legs? Or primarily torso?
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Legs
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
Black men and women. PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET THOSE PHYSICALS AS WELL 🫶🏽💕
February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Black men and women. PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET THOSE PHYSICALS AS WELL 🫶🏽💕
We got a smooth 20 years left of this catastrophic geopolitical scandal.
these Epstein Files won’t just “go away”. we NEVER gonna stop talking about it. and i’m never gonna stop calling the President for what he is: A PEDOPHILE.
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
We got a smooth 20 years left of this catastrophic geopolitical scandal.
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Welp… Cleveland State university is completely off the table.
The president of the university is actively supporting ice.
The president of the university is actively supporting ice.
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Welp… Cleveland State university is completely off the table.
The president of the university is actively supporting ice.
The president of the university is actively supporting ice.
FYE
What brick and mortars do you guys miss?
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
FYE
Jeepers, Randall Park Mall, Stir Crazy, BD’s Mongolia Bbq, Bahama Breeze, Boneyard, Play, Mom’s Diner, Jekyll’s Kitchen, Bull and Bird to name a few.
What brick and mortars do you guys miss?
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Jeepers, Randall Park Mall, Stir Crazy, BD’s Mongolia Bbq, Bahama Breeze, Boneyard, Play, Mom’s Diner, Jekyll’s Kitchen, Bull and Bird to name a few.
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
Bed, bath and beyond. Bakers shoes. The Limited. Borders.
Just to name a few
Just to name a few
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Bed, bath and beyond. Bakers shoes. The Limited. Borders.
Just to name a few
Just to name a few
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
4 year old: “why are some families two dads”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
4 year old: “why are some families two dads”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
Oof… so the rumor is Nicki Minaj’s house is empty. Also she lets just any hoodlum in her house due to her husband. Zach Campbell lit her tf up.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Oof… so the rumor is Nicki Minaj’s house is empty. Also she lets just any hoodlum in her house due to her husband. Zach Campbell lit her tf up.
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
If you’re going to commit crimes keep it to yourself….
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If you’re going to commit crimes keep it to yourself….
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
Netanyahu just touched down in D.C.
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Netanyahu just touched down in D.C.
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
Okay but whose baby shower do I need to go to to win a rooster?
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Okay but whose baby shower do I need to go to to win a rooster?
Fuck love and light. He needs a cold blade and a swift fade….
My mother told me she sends love and light to Trump. So I’ve started sending psychic attacks and my anger towards him to combat that
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Fuck love and light. He needs a cold blade and a swift fade….
Reposted by Marché’s IPhone
@nicju.blacksky.app Decided to do kettlebell swings and alternate days of doing Tanner courtad and grow with Jo. Their videos are perfect for the amount of space I have to work with. Thank youuuuu. I did it for the first time yesterday and it was just my speed.
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
@nicju.blacksky.app Decided to do kettlebell swings and alternate days of doing Tanner courtad and grow with Jo. Their videos are perfect for the amount of space I have to work with. Thank youuuuu. I did it for the first time yesterday and it was just my speed.
You know what…. I don’t believe in doxxing. But if someone was to doxx all the billionaires in the files… oh well. I don’t have to believe in doxxing for it to work.
Can’t wait to get home so I can get back into the Epstein files!
We will know exactly what’s going on.
We cannot take the blanquitos word for it.
We will know exactly what’s going on.
We cannot take the blanquitos word for it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You know what…. I don’t believe in doxxing. But if someone was to doxx all the billionaires in the files… oh well. I don’t have to believe in doxxing for it to work.