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I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
Sooo what happened to Jacquees? Did he run out of money?
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
That’s why they need to take one for the team and slice across that thrussy.
...but what's even worse is according to the EPSTEIN FILES, they enjoy KIDNAPPING, RAPING, MURDERING and EATING WHITE CHILDREN.

I appreciate the concern but WHITE AMERICA has a bigger issue.

It's time for WHITE AMERICA to stop burying their heads to THE ENEMIES WITHIN.

POTUS is a SERIAL KILLER
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
He called me a sweet little crash out. I hate the fact that he sees me.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
So my tinfoil hat theory is Onika, Wayne, and Drake can no longer feed the demons attached to them and the multiple entities are actively feeding on them that’s why they all look like that. You never let a demon feed off of you. 🤦🏽‍♀️
February 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
So why did Drake put that spell in his song? “Kendrick just opened his mouth; Someone go give him a Grammy right now.”

He knows all his white boy fans are repeating that right? Why give such a positive spell yt domination power?

Even if Drake told “Jimmy Jam, he uses a Grammy as a doorstop.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I adore our pop culture and subcultures. I miss Saturday morning beauty shop visits. I miss listening to the elders in the community just talk. I miss the innate respect that was freely exchanged. I miss the community at large and the organization that ensued because our grandparents were doers.
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
February 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I adore every thing about us. Shih Black people tacos, yard bird, our grandmas making every meal and holiday magical and delicious. The fact that my grandmother has never in her life or mine made a casserole.
I adore black college culture, the resilience, Greek life, making something outta nothing
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Do you want me to narrow that shit down to 300 characters????
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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We set the tone for cool. People are loathe to admit it but our existence is the trend.
Black people, what’s your favorite thing about being black?
February 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
South Carolina said NO METH LABS HERE!!! 🤣
Rock the Country, Kid Rock’s music festival that critics have labeled a “MAGA fest,” has been canceled in SC after a string of artists dropped out.

The multi-city festival was scheduled to run for two days per venue in eight U.S. states from May 1 to September 21.
#CancelThemAllPlease
Kid Rock’s MAGA-friendly country music festival canceled in South Carolina
It comes after rock band Shinedown announced their exit on Friday, citing their desire not to ‘create further division’
www.the-independent.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
When you find out, let me know. Cause wtf is this album sonically??????
I’ll never understand how J. Cole floats over major production on every feature he does for someone else but refuses to put collabs and those same producers on his own album.
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
On some wild shit, pink patient would absolutely call for cardi to be deported.
If Cardi pops up at halftime, I know pink wig is going to lose it.
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I’d be sidetracked somewhere with a recipe I found or something. 🤣🤣🤣 wind up in a grocery store, forgetting everything I want for the recipe.
ADHD means:

1. I cleaned out my iCloud
2. I’m setting up a print shop of travel photos 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Can yall rap a whole migos verse or a whole migos song?
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more courage than you? Okay yeah Drake got decimated but he at least TRIED! Then Drake stood on his shit. J Cole can’t say the same. Oh and Jermaine… JUST PAY CAM’RON!!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Oh god… I have more respect for Drake than I do for J Cole.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Interesting pattern. Duly noted.
Ukraine flag + anime pfp gonna do it every time
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything good from people who have that flag on their profile actually
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Bitch got blocked as soon as I seen that fuck shit.
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Yes
Do I want a new tattoo today?
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Because racial socialization comes from your mother. Jermaine is truly making me hate him.
The white mom biracials really are something. The ones with black moms don't do this
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Y’all do realize foreplay isn’t necessary sexual right….
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I want little white blonde hair and blue eyes girls crying on social media saying they’re sooo scared and no longer wanna have babies.

I want white men checking tf out of their peers!!!!
When buddy said “white people can stop this anytime they want to” I really felt that.
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Sooo what did Glorilla sister hope to gain from putting her on blast on TMZ?
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Why they calling Glorilla sister Brorilla? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM