Marché’s IPhone
@marchesiphone.bsky.social
BIFC
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
If you’re going to commit crimes keep it to yourself….
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If you’re going to commit crimes keep it to yourself….
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Netanyahu just touched down in D.C.
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Netanyahu just touched down in D.C.
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
He should be arrested immediately.
Faster than Maduro.
Faster than a Black person in the "wrong" neighborhood.
Faster than a Mexican in ICE vicinity.
Faster than a Haitian...well...everywhere
Okay but whose baby shower do I need to go to to win a rooster?
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Okay but whose baby shower do I need to go to to win a rooster?
Fuck love and light. He needs a cold blade and a swift fade….
My mother told me she sends love and light to Trump. So I’ve started sending psychic attacks and my anger towards him to combat that
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Fuck love and light. He needs a cold blade and a swift fade….
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@nicju.blacksky.app Decided to do kettlebell swings and alternate days of doing Tanner courtad and grow with Jo. Their videos are perfect for the amount of space I have to work with. Thank youuuuu. I did it for the first time yesterday and it was just my speed.
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
@nicju.blacksky.app Decided to do kettlebell swings and alternate days of doing Tanner courtad and grow with Jo. Their videos are perfect for the amount of space I have to work with. Thank youuuuu. I did it for the first time yesterday and it was just my speed.
You know what…. I don’t believe in doxxing. But if someone was to doxx all the billionaires in the files… oh well. I don’t have to believe in doxxing for it to work.
Can’t wait to get home so I can get back into the Epstein files!
We will know exactly what’s going on.
We cannot take the blanquitos word for it.
We will know exactly what’s going on.
We cannot take the blanquitos word for it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You know what…. I don’t believe in doxxing. But if someone was to doxx all the billionaires in the files… oh well. I don’t have to believe in doxxing for it to work.
Idgaf what they got to say unless they’re turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. If they not having a bang out I’m not interested. Atp you just gotta whoop republican ass.
“Oh you cool with human trafficking; I gotta beatcho ass; It ain’t even personal.”
“Oh you cool with human trafficking; I gotta beatcho ass; It ain’t even personal.”
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Idgaf what they got to say unless they’re turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. If they not having a bang out I’m not interested. Atp you just gotta whoop republican ass.
“Oh you cool with human trafficking; I gotta beatcho ass; It ain’t even personal.”
“Oh you cool with human trafficking; I gotta beatcho ass; It ain’t even personal.”
Scientists just be out here mathing hella good.
Shit sexy.
Shit sexy.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Scientists just be out here mathing hella good.
Shit sexy.
Shit sexy.
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“Tacos and Margaritas” 😈😏
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
“Tacos and Margaritas” 😈😏
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Arizona vs. Kansas tonight?
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Arizona vs. Kansas tonight?
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
That’s why knuck if you buck should be playing during congressional hearings.
If Jeffrey Epstein and Ghlaisne Maxwell aren't the mastermind that the FBI, DOJ, and the Supreme Court are protecting, who could it possibly be? 🙄
We are cooked
We are cooked
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
That’s why knuck if you buck should be playing during congressional hearings.
Pet peeve calling fingers digits.
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Pet peeve calling fingers digits.
Definitely below Kendrick.
Bad Bunny's halftime show at Super Bowl LX rose to the occasion.
So, where exactly does his performance rank among the greats?
@saadyousuf126.bsky.social has it in the top 10, narrowly above Kendrick Lamar's show last year 👀
So, where exactly does his performance rank among the greats?
@saadyousuf126.bsky.social has it in the top 10, narrowly above Kendrick Lamar's show last year 👀
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Definitely below Kendrick.
Drag that dead hoe through the fucking streets tied to the back of a forerunner.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Drag that dead hoe through the fucking streets tied to the back of a forerunner.
If Congress grants Ghislaine Maxwell clemency, i’m turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. Fuck Natalie Nunn I’m snatching errbody chain!!!!
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
If Congress grants Ghislaine Maxwell clemency, i’m turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. Fuck Natalie Nunn I’m snatching errbody chain!!!!
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
They can do all this but can’t find missing people or children got it.
"TikTok’s Terms of Service now explicitly include tracking of location and citizenship status (among other identity markers, such as sex)." newrepublic.com/article/2059...
How TikTok 2.0 Became a Weapon for ICE
In just one week, the company has gone from being Gen Z’s preferred social media platform to a tool for spying on Americans and the suppression of information.
newrepublic.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
They can do all this but can’t find missing people or children got it.
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It was much, much safer in the hands of communist China.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It was much, much safer in the hands of communist China.
Soooo everyone I am please to announce I have been invited to join the Illuminati. Umm Jay Z is my demonology professor and teaches me how to sacrifice pop stars to demons. Beyonce is actually the Ph.D level scientist over the cloning centers. I’m also being prepared to take over RocNation as CEO.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Soooo everyone I am please to announce I have been invited to join the Illuminati. Umm Jay Z is my demonology professor and teaches me how to sacrifice pop stars to demons. Beyonce is actually the Ph.D level scientist over the cloning centers. I’m also being prepared to take over RocNation as CEO.
Drake bet a Million dollars on the patriots. WHY?
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Drake bet a Million dollars on the patriots. WHY?
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
Bro I’m over here and I got it bad too. I wrote THREEEEE crash out poems.
I’ve been fantasizing about this woman so much. Like wow.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Bro I’m over here and I got it bad too. I wrote THREEEEE crash out poems.
So the American economy is propped up by GLP1’s, AI, and gambling. That’s TOTALLY not a recipe for collapse.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
So the American economy is propped up by GLP1’s, AI, and gambling. That’s TOTALLY not a recipe for collapse.
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more audacity and gumption and bigger cojones than you JERMAINE?!
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more audacity and gumption and bigger cojones than you JERMAINE?!
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
I’ve listened to many people’s take about j Cole. Personally I only took 3 songs off the album. I would have taken 4 but I love her again pissed me clean tf off.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I’ve listened to many people’s take about j Cole. Personally I only took 3 songs off the album. I would have taken 4 but I love her again pissed me clean tf off.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.