Marché’s IPhone
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I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
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“Tacos and Margaritas” 😈😏
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
“Tacos and Margaritas” 😈😏
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Arizona vs. Kansas tonight?
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Arizona vs. Kansas tonight?
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
Yeah, that game is gonna be a good one.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
That’s why knuck if you buck should be playing during congressional hearings.
If Jeffrey Epstein and Ghlaisne Maxwell aren't the mastermind that the FBI, DOJ, and the Supreme Court are protecting, who could it possibly be? 🙄
We are cooked
We are cooked
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
That’s why knuck if you buck should be playing during congressional hearings.
Pet peeve calling fingers digits.
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Pet peeve calling fingers digits.
Definitely below Kendrick.
Bad Bunny's halftime show at Super Bowl LX rose to the occasion.
So, where exactly does his performance rank among the greats?
@saadyousuf126.bsky.social has it in the top 10, narrowly above Kendrick Lamar's show last year 👀
So, where exactly does his performance rank among the greats?
@saadyousuf126.bsky.social has it in the top 10, narrowly above Kendrick Lamar's show last year 👀
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Definitely below Kendrick.
Drag that dead hoe through the fucking streets tied to the back of a forerunner.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Drag that dead hoe through the fucking streets tied to the back of a forerunner.
If Congress grants Ghislaine Maxwell clemency, i’m turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. Fuck Natalie Nunn I’m snatching errbody chain!!!!
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
If Congress grants Ghislaine Maxwell clemency, i’m turning the congressional floor into an episode of baddies. Fuck Natalie Nunn I’m snatching errbody chain!!!!
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
That bitch nigga name in the files 38,000+ times. Ain’t no clearing that nigga name. If bitch pop out… we need to pop out.
They can do all this but can’t find missing people or children got it.
"TikTok’s Terms of Service now explicitly include tracking of location and citizenship status (among other identity markers, such as sex)." newrepublic.com/article/2059...
How TikTok 2.0 Became a Weapon for ICE
In just one week, the company has gone from being Gen Z’s preferred social media platform to a tool for spying on Americans and the suppression of information.
newrepublic.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
They can do all this but can’t find missing people or children got it.
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It was much, much safer in the hands of communist China.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It was much, much safer in the hands of communist China.
Soooo everyone I am please to announce I have been invited to join the Illuminati. Umm Jay Z is my demonology professor and teaches me how to sacrifice pop stars to demons. Beyonce is actually the Ph.D level scientist over the cloning centers. I’m also being prepared to take over RocNation as CEO.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Soooo everyone I am please to announce I have been invited to join the Illuminati. Umm Jay Z is my demonology professor and teaches me how to sacrifice pop stars to demons. Beyonce is actually the Ph.D level scientist over the cloning centers. I’m also being prepared to take over RocNation as CEO.
Drake bet a Million dollars on the patriots. WHY?
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Drake bet a Million dollars on the patriots. WHY?
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
That man really has zero friends. If Drake was my friend I would absolutely take his phone, send him where ever Megan went, with Kendrick’s therapist. Yes, I’d have his ass checked into IN PATIENT! No he can’t leave unless someone signs him out.
Bro I’m over here and I got it bad too. I wrote THREEEEE crash out poems.
I’ve been fantasizing about this woman so much. Like wow.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Bro I’m over here and I got it bad too. I wrote THREEEEE crash out poems.
So the American economy is propped up by GLP1’s, AI, and gambling. That’s TOTALLY not a recipe for collapse.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
So the American economy is propped up by GLP1’s, AI, and gambling. That’s TOTALLY not a recipe for collapse.
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more audacity and gumption and bigger cojones than you JERMAINE?!
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
How do you let AUBREY GRAHAM have more audacity and gumption and bigger cojones than you JERMAINE?!
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
At least Kendrick and Drake had the courage to touch high levels of success. #Jcole
I’ve listened to many people’s take about j Cole. Personally I only took 3 songs off the album. I would have taken 4 but I love her again pissed me clean tf off.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I’ve listened to many people’s take about j Cole. Personally I only took 3 songs off the album. I would have taken 4 but I love her again pissed me clean tf off.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
The conclusion I keep arriving at is Jermaine is a coward.
Where the gamers at? Yall bully anyone tf else. Bully discord into backing out of this.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Where the gamers at? Yall bully anyone tf else. Bully discord into backing out of this.
Kansas sucks. I gotta wait till I go home.
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Kansas sucks. I gotta wait till I go home.
Wait what’s tea?
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Wait what’s tea?
Bro was like Uht uh… I need to move about the cabin. Not have tio spit in the beans and rice.
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Bro was like Uht uh… I need to move about the cabin. Not have tio spit in the beans and rice.
Nigga what???? You wanna boycott the NFL but not the child traffickers in office???
Nah lil bitch don’t back off now. Run is back so I can catch you with this folding chair.
Nah lil bitch don’t back off now. Run is back so I can catch you with this folding chair.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Nigga what???? You wanna boycott the NFL but not the child traffickers in office???
Nah lil bitch don’t back off now. Run is back so I can catch you with this folding chair.
Nah lil bitch don’t back off now. Run is back so I can catch you with this folding chair.
He really took me woman… 😭😭😭 KLAY IM COMING FOR THEM KNEES! 🏏
But ik he slut ha out something fierce. She deserve it! She found her daddy! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
But ik he slut ha out something fierce. She deserve it! She found her daddy! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Vibing together to Bone Thugs 😍😩
Megan put this together so beautifully
Megan put this together so beautifully
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
He really took me woman… 😭😭😭 KLAY IM COMING FOR THEM KNEES! 🏏
But ik he slut ha out something fierce. She deserve it! She found her daddy! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
But ik he slut ha out something fierce. She deserve it! She found her daddy! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Assuming he was dictating to a Staffer in the first place…. 😬
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Assuming he was dictating to a Staffer in the first place…. 😬
The gamification of gambling WILLLLL be studied.
Imagine coaches getting in on sports betting and they can call the plays and win a bunch of money….
Sports gambling really everywhere. The leagues very quickly from we can’t do it to embracing it completely.
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 AM
The gamification of gambling WILLLLL be studied.