Marché’s IPhone
@marchesiphone.bsky.social
BIFC
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
Okay. Let’s get the DSCC…. One— two— the voters are coming for you. Let’s remove Chuck Schumer. 😈 Also we need to put faces to the DSCC. Flood them with calls and emails. Figure out who is funding them.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Okay. Let’s get the DSCC…. One— two— the voters are coming for you. Let’s remove Chuck Schumer. 😈 Also we need to put faces to the DSCC. Flood them with calls and emails. Figure out who is funding them.
Wait this is a concept I didn’t know I needed. Gay fabulous vampires???? YES!
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wait this is a concept I didn’t know I needed. Gay fabulous vampires???? YES!
This story brought me great joy. Aye down and got kicked out. 😬🤣🤣 #blacksky #blackskyafterdark
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This story brought me great joy. Aye down and got kicked out. 😬🤣🤣 #blacksky #blackskyafterdark
Ngl…. If I was Drake this would be my 13-leventh reason. I’d have to just end it all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #worldseries #burrito #chicken #dodgers #MUSTARD
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ngl…. If I was Drake this would be my 13-leventh reason. I’d have to just end it all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #worldseries #burrito #chicken #dodgers #MUSTARD
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Remember that stud substitute teacher trynna holla at them kids? Yeah…. I might just pull tf up. We might just have to jump ha…
I wanted to post the video of the lil girl addressing the video but I don’t post kids.
I wanted to post the video of the lil girl addressing the video but I don’t post kids.
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Remember that stud substitute teacher trynna holla at them kids? Yeah…. I might just pull tf up. We might just have to jump ha…
I wanted to post the video of the lil girl addressing the video but I don’t post kids.
I wanted to post the video of the lil girl addressing the video but I don’t post kids.
Doing what exactly for the youth you stupid bitch???? By profiting off them? By saying they’re trynna “take you down… sheesh”
THAT POOR GIRL IS A CHILD! DONT you fix yo fuckin lips to hide behind southern slang. Fuck you. You fuckin lyin ass predator ass bitch. If the parents pulled up on ha ass
THAT POOR GIRL IS A CHILD! DONT you fix yo fuckin lips to hide behind southern slang. Fuck you. You fuckin lyin ass predator ass bitch. If the parents pulled up on ha ass
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Doing what exactly for the youth you stupid bitch???? By profiting off them? By saying they’re trynna “take you down… sheesh”
THAT POOR GIRL IS A CHILD! DONT you fix yo fuckin lips to hide behind southern slang. Fuck you. You fuckin lyin ass predator ass bitch. If the parents pulled up on ha ass
THAT POOR GIRL IS A CHILD! DONT you fix yo fuckin lips to hide behind southern slang. Fuck you. You fuckin lyin ass predator ass bitch. If the parents pulled up on ha ass
Okay skyline. Ignore me. I’m about to LIGHT THIS PREDATOR STUD BITCH THE FUCK UPPPP!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Okay skyline. Ignore me. I’m about to LIGHT THIS PREDATOR STUD BITCH THE FUCK UPPPP!!!!
If the unthinkable happens. Shit get spooky everyday in October. #FTW #deported #immigration #blacksky #hispanicsky #abuela #beansandrice #pollo #jimcrow #academia #breadsky #fuckice #fuckDJT
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If the unthinkable happens. Shit get spooky everyday in October. #FTW #deported #immigration #blacksky #hispanicsky #abuela #beansandrice #pollo #jimcrow #academia #breadsky #fuckice #fuckDJT
Yes! RIGHT THERE YOUR HONOR! That man stole my wife and I will be suing him for alienation of affection.
SEIZE HIM! Banish him to the land of the groupies and WAGS!!! This is my personal parasocial relationship. #megantheestallion #klaythompson
SEIZE HIM! Banish him to the land of the groupies and WAGS!!! This is my personal parasocial relationship. #megantheestallion #klaythompson
October 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yes! RIGHT THERE YOUR HONOR! That man stole my wife and I will be suing him for alienation of affection.
SEIZE HIM! Banish him to the land of the groupies and WAGS!!! This is my personal parasocial relationship. #megantheestallion #klaythompson
SEIZE HIM! Banish him to the land of the groupies and WAGS!!! This is my personal parasocial relationship. #megantheestallion #klaythompson
I think this is asinine given the new landscape of being a celebrity. Cardi constantly being the topic of conversation is indicative of the attention economy we live in. Belcalis you cultivated constantly being the topic of conversation. I think I can reasonably say we know too much about your life.
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I think this is asinine given the new landscape of being a celebrity. Cardi constantly being the topic of conversation is indicative of the attention economy we live in. Belcalis you cultivated constantly being the topic of conversation. I think I can reasonably say we know too much about your life.
All jokes aside… look at the banner. Ngl this pissed me off sooo bad. #NASA #trump is a CANCER! #funding #astrology #quasimoon #Satellite #congress #government shutdown.
Maybe the same asteroid that got the dinosaurs needs to run it back.
Maybe the same asteroid that got the dinosaurs needs to run it back.
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All jokes aside… look at the banner. Ngl this pissed me off sooo bad. #NASA #trump is a CANCER! #funding #astrology #quasimoon #Satellite #congress #government shutdown.
Maybe the same asteroid that got the dinosaurs needs to run it back.
Maybe the same asteroid that got the dinosaurs needs to run it back.
Remember life pre Covid? It didn’t matter if I was sick or dying. You show up anyway.
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Remember life pre Covid? It didn’t matter if I was sick or dying. You show up anyway.
I’m on my third TikTok and I need to cuss this bitch the fuck out. You greedy meta glasses wearing, dump dumpster, filthy excuse for a flesh light could’ve BOUGHT THEM KIDS A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA! But yo raggedy bitch ass made 4 children SPLIT one! ONNEEEE McDonalds meal. “Cause kids waste food.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’m on my third TikTok and I need to cuss this bitch the fuck out. You greedy meta glasses wearing, dump dumpster, filthy excuse for a flesh light could’ve BOUGHT THEM KIDS A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA! But yo raggedy bitch ass made 4 children SPLIT one! ONNEEEE McDonalds meal. “Cause kids waste food.”
I enhanced my baking skills in culinary school.
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I enhanced my baking skills in culinary school.
I might have a baby Pygmy hippo named mars.
#MarsAttacks Mars attacks he has toooo many snacks! Mars attacks mars attacks he just wants to relax.
#MarsAttacks Mars attacks he has toooo many snacks! Mars attacks mars attacks he just wants to relax.
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I might have a baby Pygmy hippo named mars.
#MarsAttacks Mars attacks he has toooo many snacks! Mars attacks mars attacks he just wants to relax.
#MarsAttacks Mars attacks he has toooo many snacks! Mars attacks mars attacks he just wants to relax.
Zay Dante is sooo funny to me. #Drake Lawsuit. #Euphoria #NLU #NotLikeUs 6:16 in LA. MOST Honorable Judge Jeanette Vargas.
#HIPHOP #History #pushups #taylormade
#HIPHOP #History #pushups #taylormade
October 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Zay Dante is sooo funny to me. #Drake Lawsuit. #Euphoria #NLU #NotLikeUs 6:16 in LA. MOST Honorable Judge Jeanette Vargas.
#HIPHOP #History #pushups #taylormade
#HIPHOP #History #pushups #taylormade
Chile I’m missing J Nolan live!!! But bruh… did you see this? The Nicki cult has lost it.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Chile I’m missing J Nolan live!!! But bruh… did you see this? The Nicki cult has lost it.
Don’t allow anyone to silence you. Raise hell and break shit.
October 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Don’t allow anyone to silence you. Raise hell and break shit.
Lmfao friend RICO cases. 🤣🤣🤣
*Secretly grabs journal***
*Secretly grabs journal***
October 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lmfao friend RICO cases. 🤣🤣🤣
*Secretly grabs journal***
*Secretly grabs journal***
I never considered male centered men.
Someone said NBA Youngboy fans and DDG Stans.
Someone said NBA Youngboy fans and DDG Stans.
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I never considered male centered men.
Someone said NBA Youngboy fans and DDG Stans.
Someone said NBA Youngboy fans and DDG Stans.