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Connie
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(She/her) LBC. Trans.

Bad sneakers and a pina colada. Stomping on the Avenue etc.
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this dating site sucks
January 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Know the difference 👇🏻
October 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?

MURDERER: yes?

COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
This is like thinking that buying Jordan’s actually makes you better at playing basketball
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
An opportunity to be genuinely helpful is such a gift. A lady only had cash at a coffee shop stand that takes card and I bought her coffee. Best I’ve felt all week
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
We weren’t meant to sit in cube. We are meant to eat ants with our prehensile tongues
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This tracks. They seem like they’re having the most fun
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Tired: Everything evolves to be a crab.

Wired: Everything evolves to eat ants.
Mammals have evolved into ant eaters 12 times since the dinosaur age, study finds
Mammals have developed some unusual eating habits over the past 100 million years, but a new study has uncovered the surprising lengths to which some have gone to satisfy one of the more peculiar—a ta...
phys.org
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Please keep the sad/disgusted bama fans on my tv. It brings me joy.
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Dude this is why you can't let lesser programs like those from the SEC get into the college playoff. It's a safety issue.
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There are so many Disney adults that spend thousands of dollars a year trying to fill a hole that community theater could easily fill for negative money
December 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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me and who
December 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Fat girl solidarity is so beautiful. Another one things you truly cannot imagine until you’re in it
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The American public is desperate for a politician to articulate a moral vision, a future, some simple decency towards their neighbors
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀

LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
In the heated rivalry universe Trump tweets something like: “Congratulations to Scott Hunter for making NHL History! Scott has always been a big fan of Trump and despite never winning a gold medal he does great work with the orphans”
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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we simply have to make culture

"Unlike the left and especially unlike liberals, the right has assembled for itself an aesthetic program, an answer to what the future should look like, slopified as it may be."
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I wrote about Trump’s ballroom and the right’s quest to remake the symbolic order for @nyreviewofarch.bsky.social nyra.nyc/articles/wre...
Wrecking Ballroom
Trump is tearing down the White House. Good riddance.
nyra.nyc
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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limerence is a fake word devised in an sorry attempt to wipe embarrassment off the face of love.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is the shit I’m on rn youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
The Ladies Who Lunch - Stereo - Elaine Stritch - Company Original Cast Recording
YouTube video by Broadway Classics
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ken Burns is the best liberal film maker of his generation. Sorkin wishes he could touch the bowl cut
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hilarious that Hemingway, the epitome of masculinity for a generation, wrote a whole book where he just gossips and is exasperated at scene drama and another about how much he loves to be pegged
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM