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Connie
@mapstomyhouse.bsky.social
(She/her) LBC. Trans.

Bad sneakers and a pina colada. Stomping on the Avenue etc.
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limerence is a fake word devised in an sorry attempt to wipe embarrassment off the face of love.
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is the shit I’m on rn youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
The Ladies Who Lunch - Stereo - Elaine Stritch - Company Original Cast Recording
YouTube video by Broadway Classics
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November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ken Burns is the best liberal film maker of his generation. Sorkin wishes he could touch the bowl cut
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hilarious that Hemingway, the epitome of masculinity for a generation, wrote a whole book where he just gossips and is exasperated at scene drama and another about how much he loves to be pegged
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Watching Call Me By Your Name and booing even hissing every time Timmy’s Italian girlfriend comes on screen
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Alternatively, this is the correct length of pants for most men.
Meanwhile, Kirk Herbstreit wants a penalty called on the Oklahoma kicker for wearing short pants
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Through the most advanced analytics in the world the dodgers have shown that the combination of good boys from Japan and super swaggy possibly gay Latinos make an unbeatable baseball team. This would also be how every girl with an AO3 account would make the roster
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I keep trying to find these performative men or pretentious “lit bros” everyone complains about but single straight men seem to be 95% illiterate and like marvel movies
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Take Control of Your Life: Take Cross-Sex Hormone Injections
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Love it when a boy is neurotic and struggling. Any boy that is content or comfortable at anytime is probably a serial killer
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A solid percentage of classical philosophy is arguing about whether the legendary figure of Achilles was a top or bottom
September 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Jesus is sending the evangelicals that text that’s like “ugggghhh I’m sorry about the rapture tonight, I just have so much on my mind right now”
September 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If the rapture is coming I want to be in the same plan of existence as the cast of the AMC original show Halt and Catch Fire. Thank you.
September 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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it’s really damn bleak right now & it’s hard to feel good about anything but some trans folks out there are 100% determined to make sure every trans person is exactly as panicked as they are in a way that’s not additive or informative & i’m not sure that’s helpful or what solidarity looks like.
August 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Joan Didion would have the best/most infuriating takes about Bluesky
July 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My mom to the group chat that me and my 2 brothers.
July 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Once I’m reminded of the phrase “Your haters will be your waiters at the table of success” it’s the only thing I can say or think for about 2 hours. I mutter it to myself like that scene in the Aviator
July 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Avatar is hauntology from the optimism that elected Obama. The hero is a dumb guy who learns to be good by fighting the system that birthed him. We got marvel and Iron Man instead where the hero is a genius nihilist that learns he has to save society alone because of how dumb everyone else is
July 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The main type of video now:

Hot imbecile: [standing naked biceply in a field] Our incestors never got skin cancer :)

Cunty dermatologist, cutting in: Okay. Here are three reasons why this is not a slay. First reason. Hats
July 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
LCD Soundsystem: This is Happening
Lana Del Rey: Norman Fucking Rockwell
Future Islands: Singles
The Strokes: Room on Fire
Sufjan Stevens: Carrie & Lowell
Alvvays: Self Titled
St Vincent: Strange Mercy
Vampire Weekend: Modern Vampires
Matt and Kim: Grand
MGMT: Oracular Spectalur
Okay you gave the Times your ten best movies of the century, but what about your ten best ALBUMS, hmm? Hit me with that shit.
July 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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When anything a woman did could be “feminist!” and hence could not be critiqued in feminist terms, then feminism ceased to mean anything.
July 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Yesterday I was so PROUD to stand with LGBTQ+ New Yorkers alongside my friend and our Democratic nominee for Mayor, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!
June 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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This is perfectly normal. Democratic senators frequently go “husk mode” to preserve moisture for when they physically need to go into their job and vote Present
June 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM