mari
@mapchanges.bsky.social
mari. 30s, londoner. 🇮🇷🇬🇧. i like spurs, bts, and vidya games.
"i wouldn't fall for someone i thought couldn't misbehave"
"i wouldn't fall for someone i thought couldn't misbehave"
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Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
I have also never seen an episode of Friends 🥴
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I have also never seen an episode of Friends 🥴
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*Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You voice*
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
September 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
*Whitney Houston I Will Always Love You voice*
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII
Guys it's fat bear week!
September 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Guys it's fat bear week!
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I can't imagine how hard it must be to run a processed meat business in this day and age, all your emails probably go straight to spam
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I can't imagine how hard it must be to run a processed meat business in this day and age, all your emails probably go straight to spam
Remember when signing up to a mailing list meant you'd get an email every two or three weeks as opposed to three times a day.
September 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Remember when signing up to a mailing list meant you'd get an email every two or three weeks as opposed to three times a day.
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Sorcerer Killer
#jjk #TojiFushiguro
#jjk #TojiFushiguro
August 7, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Sorcerer Killer
#jjk #TojiFushiguro
#jjk #TojiFushiguro
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests?
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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
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August 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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thinking about this panel in particular
August 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
thinking about this panel in particular
kpop demon hunters was quite fun!
August 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
kpop demon hunters was quite fun!
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
October 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
how i sit when i do my health and safety/DSE e-learning
August 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
how i sit when i do my health and safety/DSE e-learning
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Iwaizumi Hajime (31) showing his friends his new haircut.
#iwaizumi #oikawa #matsukawa #hanamaki #seijohfour
#iwaizumi #oikawa #matsukawa #hanamaki #seijohfour
August 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Iwaizumi Hajime (31) showing his friends his new haircut.
#iwaizumi #oikawa #matsukawa #hanamaki #seijohfour
#iwaizumi #oikawa #matsukawa #hanamaki #seijohfour
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Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.
August 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries, but still.
this round of covid has made my chest feel uncomfortably tight even though i'm generally better and just fatigued. i'm just laying on my back in bed and it still feels like something is constricting my lungs.
August 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this round of covid has made my chest feel uncomfortably tight even though i'm generally better and just fatigued. i'm just laying on my back in bed and it still feels like something is constricting my lungs.
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It's a long shot, but does anyone own this poster and want to part with it? We're moving house in October, and I've always wanted to have it on my wall.
Twin Peaks by Greg Ruth.
Twin Peaks by Greg Ruth.
August 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It's a long shot, but does anyone own this poster and want to part with it? We're moving house in October, and I've always wanted to have it on my wall.
Twin Peaks by Greg Ruth.
Twin Peaks by Greg Ruth.
Thinking about this SNL skit.
August 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Thinking about this SNL skit.
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We are going to have the fun thing happen again where a dozen cisgender female athletes discover they have Y chromosomes.
July 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We are going to have the fun thing happen again where a dozen cisgender female athletes discover they have Y chromosomes.
every time I have to sit in front of a mirror and perceive myself just to do my make up
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
every time I have to sit in front of a mirror and perceive myself just to do my make up
Thinking about how I met We Are Scientists last night and announced my undying love for all three of them.
July 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Thinking about how I met We Are Scientists last night and announced my undying love for all three of them.
I can't believe I can't afford tickets to see a live session of Dungeons and Dragons. £98 for the cheapest seats!! Fuckin hell lads.
July 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I can't believe I can't afford tickets to see a live session of Dungeons and Dragons. £98 for the cheapest seats!! Fuckin hell lads.