John Manyjars
@manyjars.bsky.social
Late of Planet 10. Stranded on earth since 30 October 1938. Returning real soon.
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
The Persecution and Assassination of Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of The Marquis de Shitpost
January 31, 2026 at 10:11 AM
The Persecution and Assassination of Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of The Marquis de Shitpost
I object. I'm fucking great!
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I object. I'm fucking great!
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I'm Australian so of course I use Vegemite as both an aphrodisiac and a lube
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I'm Australian so of course I use Vegemite as both an aphrodisiac and a lube
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people are always asking me professor kiosk why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near and I say to them fools that’s classified no one will ever know the secrets of my cockatoo army
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 AM
people are always asking me professor kiosk why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near and I say to them fools that’s classified no one will ever know the secrets of my cockatoo army
Absolute bog standard term here in Aotearoa New Zealand. Everyone understands it.
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Absolute bog standard term here in Aotearoa New Zealand. Everyone understands it.
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“NETWORK” (1976) dir. Sidney Lumet
Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch, Robert Duvall
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch, Robert Duvall
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 AM
“NETWORK” (1976) dir. Sidney Lumet
Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch, Robert Duvall
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch, Robert Duvall
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
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The Prisoner MUST CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS ON THE ISLAND!
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 AM
The Prisoner MUST CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS ON THE ISLAND!
I'm very interested in this notion. Since actively deciding to be my own best fiend my life has improved out of all sight.
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I'm very interested in this notion. Since actively deciding to be my own best fiend my life has improved out of all sight.
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Whoa, usually it's the other way round.
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Whoa, usually it's the other way round.
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Wish there were still TV programmmes interviewing French critical theorists
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Wish there were still TV programmmes interviewing French critical theorists
Today I learned that Margery Mason, the Ancient Booer, was 100 years old when she died in 2014! So bow down to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo.
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Today I learned that Margery Mason, the Ancient Booer, was 100 years old when she died in 2014! So bow down to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo.
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John Cleese is a very famous comedian. He comes from a showbiz family though - his brother Andrew’s act with the Lion was legendary…
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
John Cleese is a very famous comedian. He comes from a showbiz family though - his brother Andrew’s act with the Lion was legendary…
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Marc Allégret's 🇫🇷 French comedy-drama film "ZOUZOU" starring Josephine Baker and Jean Gabin, premiered #OnThisDay in 1934 in Paris, notable for Baker's title character role as the first black woman to play the leading role in a major motion picture
🎬 Corona Films
🎬 Corona Films
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Marc Allégret's 🇫🇷 French comedy-drama film "ZOUZOU" starring Josephine Baker and Jean Gabin, premiered #OnThisDay in 1934 in Paris, notable for Baker's title character role as the first black woman to play the leading role in a major motion picture
🎬 Corona Films
🎬 Corona Films
Always love seeing your beautiful smiling face!
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Always love seeing your beautiful smiling face!
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December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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We’re watching a baby pūkeko. Look at the size of that foot!
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We’re watching a baby pūkeko. Look at the size of that foot!
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#SecretSantaAoNZ
I have loved this collective anarchistic joy spreading for years, and honestly every time it is just a shaft of gold shining out when all around is darkness!
Major enjoyment this year, though. One for the Annals (two ens, mind!)
I have loved this collective anarchistic joy spreading for years, and honestly every time it is just a shaft of gold shining out when all around is darkness!
Major enjoyment this year, though. One for the Annals (two ens, mind!)
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I have loved this collective anarchistic joy spreading for years, and honestly every time it is just a shaft of gold shining out when all around is darkness!
Major enjoyment this year, though. One for the Annals (two ens, mind!)
I have loved this collective anarchistic joy spreading for years, and honestly every time it is just a shaft of gold shining out when all around is darkness!
Major enjoyment this year, though. One for the Annals (two ens, mind!)
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I am buzzing about #secretsantaaonz and the absolute absurdity that a bunch of total strangers who only know each other online and usually anonymously go and spend time thinking about that person and choosing gifts, wrapping and sending them for no other reason than to bring a bit of joy.
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I am buzzing about #secretsantaaonz and the absolute absurdity that a bunch of total strangers who only know each other online and usually anonymously go and spend time thinking about that person and choosing gifts, wrapping and sending them for no other reason than to bring a bit of joy.
I cannot fathom this kindness! I'm still crying here at work. Luckily I'm known as a notable sook, so no eyebrows are being raised.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I cannot fathom this kindness! I'm still crying here at work. Luckily I'm known as a notable sook, so no eyebrows are being raised.
And that's not all! My wonderful Santa has also donated $20 in my name to Tū Manawa, a charity helping tamariki and rangatahi participate in sport! I'm cryin' like a babby ovah heah!
Tū Manawa Active Aotearoa | Sport New Zealand - Ihi Aotearoa share.google/FWxoYQ3hSz7S...
Tū Manawa Active Aotearoa | Sport New Zealand - Ihi Aotearoa share.google/FWxoYQ3hSz7S...
Tū Manawa Active Aotearoa | Sport New Zealand - Ihi Aotearoa
Tū Manawa Active Aotearoa provides funding for the delivery of activities for children and young people.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And that's not all! My wonderful Santa has also donated $20 in my name to Tū Manawa, a charity helping tamariki and rangatahi participate in sport! I'm cryin' like a babby ovah heah!
Tū Manawa Active Aotearoa | Sport New Zealand - Ihi Aotearoa share.google/FWxoYQ3hSz7S...
Tū Manawa Active Aotearoa | Sport New Zealand - Ihi Aotearoa share.google/FWxoYQ3hSz7S...