Desert Liberal
@malvhett.bsky.social
A salty blue dot in the very red deserts of California and very angry federal employee.
Fiscal conservative-turned liberal progressive
Fiscal conservative-turned liberal progressive
For fucks sake someone throw this man in a padded cell already
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
For fucks sake someone throw this man in a padded cell already
God bless him with a heart attack
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
God bless him with a heart attack
What stops Canada or France or The UK from doing it to the US?
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
What stops Canada or France or The UK from doing it to the US?
If someone did to the Tang Turd what he just did in Venezuela, the MAGAts would calling it an act of war.
More hypocrisy from the hypocritical fascist fucks.
More hypocrisy from the hypocritical fascist fucks.
Administrations have come up with lots of flimsy rationales for why their wars don't need congressional authorization over the years, but this might be the most transparently bad faith and facially absurd.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
If someone did to the Tang Turd what he just did in Venezuela, the MAGAts would calling it an act of war.
More hypocrisy from the hypocritical fascist fucks.
More hypocrisy from the hypocritical fascist fucks.
How is it that it still somehow manages to get worse almost every day?
Trump: “Nobody can stop us”
Unfortunately, I have to agree with him. Not because nobody “can stop him”, but because nobody seems “to want to stop” him.
Unfortunately, I have to agree with him. Not because nobody “can stop him”, but because nobody seems “to want to stop” him.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
How is it that it still somehow manages to get worse almost every day?
Now we know why Trump wanted to silence them
Well, we already knew, but now we have hard proof
More hard proof.
You know what I mean.
Well, we already knew, but now we have hard proof
More hard proof.
You know what I mean.
Remember a few weeks ago when Mark Kelly & a few others released a video reminding troops, “Our laws are clear — you can refuse illegal orders,” & Trump/Republicans melted down & called him a traitor
Turns out we didn’t have to wait long for another preview of future courts martial
Turns out we didn’t have to wait long for another preview of future courts martial
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Now we know why Trump wanted to silence them
Well, we already knew, but now we have hard proof
More hard proof.
You know what I mean.
Well, we already knew, but now we have hard proof
More hard proof.
You know what I mean.
And Jefferies has done fuck-all to stop him from running this country into the ground. Most recently by agreeing to table the vote for impeachment.
Jeffries: "Donald Trump claims he's gonna run Venezuela. He's done a terrible job running the United States of America."
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
And Jefferies has done fuck-all to stop him from running this country into the ground. Most recently by agreeing to table the vote for impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove. Arrest.
I suspect two of the hot words for 2026 will be “impeach” and “remove”
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Impeach. Convict. Remove. Arrest.
It just occurred to me.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to think that using your really-fucking-bad crimes by committing other really-fucking-bad crimes is a good idea? It's just....more charges/evidence at your eventual trial
How fucking stupid do you have to be to think that using your really-fucking-bad crimes by committing other really-fucking-bad crimes is a good idea? It's just....more charges/evidence at your eventual trial
Trump is now trafficking foreign leaders across international borders.
Release all the god damned Epstein files.
Be not distracted by daily unprecedented and illegal events.
Release all the god damned Epstein files.
Be not distracted by daily unprecedented and illegal events.
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It just occurred to me.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to think that using your really-fucking-bad crimes by committing other really-fucking-bad crimes is a good idea? It's just....more charges/evidence at your eventual trial
How fucking stupid do you have to be to think that using your really-fucking-bad crimes by committing other really-fucking-bad crimes is a good idea? It's just....more charges/evidence at your eventual trial
Look. Maduro was a dictator. Fine. But. And hear me out...what Trump just did is *worse*.
Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will throw him in irons. Maybe...idk...the US Marshalls?
Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will throw him in irons. Maybe...idk...the US Marshalls?
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Look. Maduro was a dictator. Fine. But. And hear me out...what Trump just did is *worse*.
Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will throw him in irons. Maybe...idk...the US Marshalls?
Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will throw him in irons. Maybe...idk...the US Marshalls?
The Fig Fucker is falling asleep on its feet
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The Fig Fucker is falling asleep on its feet
Coming to the US if you are not from here is to endorse our crimes.
Yes. I said "our". I'm a member of this country so what happened is at least in part my fault, even if I never once voted for the Fanta Fucker.
Yes. I said "our". I'm a member of this country so what happened is at least in part my fault, even if I never once voted for the Fanta Fucker.
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Coming to the US if you are not from here is to endorse our crimes.
Yes. I said "our". I'm a member of this country so what happened is at least in part my fault, even if I never once voted for the Fanta Fucker.
Yes. I said "our". I'm a member of this country so what happened is at least in part my fault, even if I never once voted for the Fanta Fucker.
I mean. She's right. She's still a C U Next Tuesday and I hope in a year I'll never hear her name again except as a warning lesson. But she's right. He removed a foreign leader while pardoning people actually responsible for smuggling drugs into this country.
MARGE: “This is what many in MAGA thought they voted to end. Boy were we wrong.”
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I mean. She's right. She's still a C U Next Tuesday and I hope in a year I'll never hear her name again except as a warning lesson. But she's right. He removed a foreign leader while pardoning people actually responsible for smuggling drugs into this country.
Dude. We get it. You are insecure about your micro dick and are too much of a little bitch to admit it, your mommy never loved you, and your daddy beat you. Go to therapy like a normal person.
And go to AA while you're at it you drunk fuck.
And go to AA while you're at it you drunk fuck.
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Dude. We get it. You are insecure about your micro dick and are too much of a little bitch to admit it, your mommy never loved you, and your daddy beat you. Go to therapy like a normal person.
And go to AA while you're at it you drunk fuck.
And go to AA while you're at it you drunk fuck.
The Fubar Fuckface can't even run this country and he wants to run another one? When the fuck is Congress going to DO ITS MOTHER FUCKING JOB
"We're going to run the country" - a moment that will live in infamy......
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Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The Fubar Fuckface can't even run this country and he wants to run another one? When the fuck is Congress going to DO ITS MOTHER FUCKING JOB
The far right never fails to twist, butcher, and misinterpret the words of founding fathers (ESPECIALLY Franklin for some reason) to fit their bullshit fascist fucking views.
Fuck these motherfuckers. When this shit show is over we need stronger constitutional protections against this bullshit.
Fuck these motherfuckers. When this shit show is over we need stronger constitutional protections against this bullshit.
“When they launch state-controlled media, it’ll come wrapped in the flag and brimming with patriotic slogans.”
And here it is.
And here it is.
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The far right never fails to twist, butcher, and misinterpret the words of founding fathers (ESPECIALLY Franklin for some reason) to fit their bullshit fascist fucking views.
Fuck these motherfuckers. When this shit show is over we need stronger constitutional protections against this bullshit.
Fuck these motherfuckers. When this shit show is over we need stronger constitutional protections against this bullshit.
...how the FUCK was it carried out with US law enforcement whenthey have abso-fucking-lutely no jurisdiction to arrest the president of a foreign nation that has done fuck-all to us?
What this establishes is that it's totally cool for another country to arrest the Tangerine Taint..Please?
What this establishes is that it's totally cool for another country to arrest the Tangerine Taint..Please?
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
...how the FUCK was it carried out with US law enforcement whenthey have abso-fucking-lutely no jurisdiction to arrest the president of a foreign nation that has done fuck-all to us?
What this establishes is that it's totally cool for another country to arrest the Tangerine Taint..Please?
What this establishes is that it's totally cool for another country to arrest the Tangerine Taint..Please?
Every time I think maybe they've hit rock bottom...they remind me that the bottom is an illusion because they have a shovel and they love to dig.
Fuck this entire regime
Fuck this entire regime
A Japanese artist made the print DHS lifted to spread anti-immigrant hate. Can't make this up.
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Every time I think maybe they've hit rock bottom...they remind me that the bottom is an illusion because they have a shovel and they love to dig.
Fuck this entire regime
Fuck this entire regime
Good. This might push some people that like Trump but hate Elon (there's actually a lot of them) into voting against the GOP.
Party of Musk: Elon Musk announces he will be the sole-source funder for the GOP and its slate of candidates in this year's elections. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Elon Musk indicates he’s ‘going all in’ on financing the GOP again ahead of midterms
After faltering in his plan to found a new ‘America Party’, the world’s richest person is returning to the GOP fold
www.independent.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Good. This might push some people that like Trump but hate Elon (there's actually a lot of them) into voting against the GOP.
The tangerine shitstain's newest attack on vote by mail could also be the nail in the coffin of USPS. It's simultaneously an attack on our voting rights and on the basic function of the USPS. They want us all to believe that we'd be better off if everything was corporate run by rigging the system.
So in 2026, the USPS will no longer process mail as it comes in. It will process mail when they feel like it. So they can deliver a letter or a package a month later. The Convicted FElon is doing this to prevent mail-in voting without outlawing it. He doesn't want the Democrats to win the Midterms.
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The tangerine shitstain's newest attack on vote by mail could also be the nail in the coffin of USPS. It's simultaneously an attack on our voting rights and on the basic function of the USPS. They want us all to believe that we'd be better off if everything was corporate run by rigging the system.
Someone needs to remind Pedo Ogles that the Templars were Catholics, they would view him as a heretic for not being Catholic, and they were most definitely the villains of almost literally every story they appear in.
It’s quite telling that so many right-wing dealers in nostalgia are embracing the aesthetics of modern AI-generated art. Can’t actually find real images of the imagined past to which you want us to return? No problem; just generate it with AI.
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Someone needs to remind Pedo Ogles that the Templars were Catholics, they would view him as a heretic for not being Catholic, and they were most definitely the villains of almost literally every story they appear in.
I never knew until now it was originally about her and her sister's transgender awaking. But tbh it's pretty obvious it's about waking up to the reality that the world is so much bigger and more complicated and frankly beautiful than you know. Not that the moon landing was faked or whatever.
Never underestimate MAGA's talent for missing the point.
Lilly Wachowski Shares How She Had To 'Let Go' Of 'The Matrix' After It Was Twisted By Right-Wing Theories
www.comicsands.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I never knew until now it was originally about her and her sister's transgender awaking. But tbh it's pretty obvious it's about waking up to the reality that the world is so much bigger and more complicated and frankly beautiful than you know. Not that the moon landing was faked or whatever.
I did reasonably well on my SATs. Not amazing but above average. I flunked out of college.
Meanwhile I have a friend that teaches college but did terribly on the SATs. Then they got their shit together and became an expert in their field.
Repeat after me: Standardized tests are fucking stupid.
Meanwhile I have a friend that teaches college but did terribly on the SATs. Then they got their shit together and became an expert in their field.
Repeat after me: Standardized tests are fucking stupid.
This article advocates for the “Faculty Merit Act” that would — get this — require all faculty applicants to submit their *SAT* scores. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shirts that’s hilarious.
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I did reasonably well on my SATs. Not amazing but above average. I flunked out of college.
Meanwhile I have a friend that teaches college but did terribly on the SATs. Then they got their shit together and became an expert in their field.
Repeat after me: Standardized tests are fucking stupid.
Meanwhile I have a friend that teaches college but did terribly on the SATs. Then they got their shit together and became an expert in their field.
Repeat after me: Standardized tests are fucking stupid.
Nothing says he has cognitive decline like repeatedly having to go to his echo chamber to brag about passing a basic test for cognitive decline....
January 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Nothing says he has cognitive decline like repeatedly having to go to his echo chamber to brag about passing a basic test for cognitive decline....
CBS isn't even hiding that they're MAGA noow
This is nuts. Too much emphasis on experts on climate change, right?
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
CBS isn't even hiding that they're MAGA noow