~ @nicoreznick.bsky.social
#quotes
I always get a kick out of those same christians who say 'Jesus would have done the same thing' after some violent act.
No Jesus would NOT have done that.
I always get a kick out of those same christians who say 'Jesus would have done the same thing' after some violent act.
No Jesus would NOT have done that.
It's unCHRISTmas– same as it ever was.
It's unCHRISTmas– same as it ever was.
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Liked to spew vile racist words
With a pouty-hole
And a putrid soul
And a mind made out of turds
Down to the village
With a golf club in his hand
Swinging here and there
Cos he blows dead bears
Saying arrest me if you can RS
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He shoulda known that Jolly gent
Not to kiss without consent
He never saw her left hook
As across the room he went RS
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He shoulda known that Jolly gent
Not to kiss without consent
He never saw her left hook
As across the room he went RS
ME: Process of illumination... RS
What with everyone taking more holiday baking
Expanding their rears!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
When the spouses keep yelling yet everyone's telling you
Be of good cheer!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year! RS
What with everyone taking more holiday baking
Expanding their rears!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
When the spouses keep yelling yet everyone's telling you
Be of good cheer!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year! RS
And that my friends is Good News
#Christmas2025
And that my friends is Good News
#Christmas2025
Models who look like what Jesus would have actually looked like have been kidnapped and deported without due process.
Models who look like what Jesus would have actually looked like have been kidnapped and deported without due process.
When the poor steal from the rich it’s called larceny
When the poor steal from the rich it’s called larceny
~@JDVance
I find that the most vocal about their Christian faith exhibit the least Christlike behaviors.
~@JDVance
I find that the most vocal about their Christian faith exhibit the least Christlike behaviors.
It's 1984
We're in my just purchased, very used '74 DATSUN 4 cyl stick-shift w 90,000 miles
Moving ONE street away
In *July*
MOM!
DID YOU SEND SANTA ONE OF THOSE CHANGE-OF-ADDRESS THINGS?
MOM!
BUT HOW WILL SANTA FIND ME?
MOM!
THAT HOUSE DOESN'T HAVE A CHIMNEY!
It's 1984
We're in my just purchased, very used '74 DATSUN 4 cyl stick-shift w 90,000 miles
Moving ONE street away
In *July*
MOM!
DID YOU SEND SANTA ONE OF THOSE CHANGE-OF-ADDRESS THINGS?
MOM!
BUT HOW WILL SANTA FIND ME?
MOM!
THAT HOUSE DOESN'T HAVE A CHIMNEY!
This administration is evil.
This administration is evil.