Mallard Duck
@mallardduck000.bsky.social
I’m a Duck that gives a fu&k. I also live in the bluest part of Maine 🌊🏳️🌈🇺🇦
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Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
May 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
Lack of self awareness is not knowing how gay your straight event sounds. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
'Hetero Awesome Fest' planned for Idaho capitol during LGBTQ Pride Month
A local restaurant owner is organizing the Boise event after hosting a “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” last year.
www.nbcnews.com
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Lack of self awareness is not knowing how gay your straight event sounds. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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Earlier this week: heat wave in Paris.
Today: hail storm.
Maybe our planet is trying to tell us something?
Today: hail storm.
Maybe our planet is trying to tell us something?
May 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Earlier this week: heat wave in Paris.
Today: hail storm.
Maybe our planet is trying to tell us something?
Today: hail storm.
Maybe our planet is trying to tell us something?
Imagine having a brand that sucks so bad you stop accepting trade-ins of your own cars. www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesl...
Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - Jalopnik
Tesla can't find buyers for the current backlog of nearly 2,400, or $200 million worth of Cybertrucks, despite claiming over a million orders were received.
www.jalopnik.com
April 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Imagine having a brand that sucks so bad you stop accepting trade-ins of your own cars. www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesl...
Republicans wouldn’t know a warning sign if it kicked them in the nuts.
April 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Republicans wouldn’t know a warning sign if it kicked them in the nuts.
Executive summary of the difference between Blue and Red states.
March 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Gotta love Canada!!
March 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gotta love Canada!!
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Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.
March 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.
Shit!!
Not Woody!!
Not Woody!!
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Shit!!
Not Woody!!
Not Woody!!
“Our cows shit better ideas than Vance.”
I love Vermont!!
I love Vermont!!
March 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Our cows shit better ideas than Vance.”
I love Vermont!!
I love Vermont!!
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Did y'all hear about Elon Musk new $2 BILLION FAA contract?
Conflict of interest . . .👀
Instead of Republicans taking jobs and programs away, they need to be investigating this—but OH RIGHT—they report to King Musk.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/b...
Conflict of interest . . .👀
Instead of Republicans taking jobs and programs away, they need to be investigating this—but OH RIGHT—they report to King Musk.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/b...
Musk’s Starlink gets FAA contract, raising new conflict of interest concerns | CNN Business
The Federal Aviation Administration has agreed to use SpaceX’s Starlink internet system to upgrade the information technology networks it uses to manage US airspace, raising new concerns about conflic...
www.cnn.com
February 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Did y'all hear about Elon Musk new $2 BILLION FAA contract?
Conflict of interest . . .👀
Instead of Republicans taking jobs and programs away, they need to be investigating this—but OH RIGHT—they report to King Musk.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/b...
Conflict of interest . . .👀
Instead of Republicans taking jobs and programs away, they need to be investigating this—but OH RIGHT—they report to King Musk.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/b...
My new favorite.
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My new favorite.
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“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.”
Beyond parody.
Beyond parody.
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.”
Beyond parody.
Beyond parody.
I don’t know what this says, but I’d be front row at that parade!
Den Rosenmontagswagen von 2018 könnten sie in Düsseldorf dieses Jahr wieder rausholen und er wäre topaktuell.
February 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I don’t know what this says, but I’d be front row at that parade!
I tried ivermectin for my TDS. Didn’t work.
February 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I tried ivermectin for my TDS. Didn’t work.
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February 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
February 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.
February 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.