Mallard Duck
@mallardduck000.bsky.social
I’m a Duck that gives a fu&k. I also live in the bluest part of Maine 🌊🏳️🌈🇺🇦
Republicans wouldn’t know a warning sign if it kicked them in the nuts.
April 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Republicans wouldn’t know a warning sign if it kicked them in the nuts.
Gotta love Canada!!
March 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gotta love Canada!!
Shit!!
Not Woody!!
Not Woody!!
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Shit!!
Not Woody!!
Not Woody!!
“Our cows shit better ideas than Vance.”
I love Vermont!!
I love Vermont!!
March 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Our cows shit better ideas than Vance.”
I love Vermont!!
I love Vermont!!
Remember his spray-on hair look?
February 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Remember his spray-on hair look?
My new favorite.
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My new favorite.
I tried ivermectin for my TDS. Didn’t work.
February 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I tried ivermectin for my TDS. Didn’t work.
I love that I’m 90 minutes from Boston.
January 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I love that I’m 90 minutes from Boston.
I love Denmark.
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I love Denmark.
If the shoe fits…
January 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If the shoe fits…
Apparently, she struggles with mirrors.
January 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Apparently, she struggles with mirrors.
They’re getting exactly what they voted for
We told you so!!
We told you so!!
January 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They’re getting exactly what they voted for
We told you so!!
We told you so!!
This year is going to be one big “I told you so” to the dimwitted Trump supporters.
January 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This year is going to be one big “I told you so” to the dimwitted Trump supporters.
Not a bad idea but I want California on our side.
January 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Not a bad idea but I want California on our side.
I can’t imagine having such a lack of self awareness to think this was a good idea.
January 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I can’t imagine having such a lack of self awareness to think this was a good idea.