MalcolmSpellman
@malcolmspellman.bsky.social
B Town first. The Bay always. Writer/Producer Film/TV Blah/Blah/Blah/Blah….blah.
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Muthafukin Postmates extorting me into ordering extra shit. A ticking clock telling me I get priority deserts if I order before five, four, three, two— muthafuckin Voodoos donuts on the way, baby!
100% my wife would physically abuse me if I wasn’t chimpanzee amount stronger than her. She just snarled, “keep it up” because I was rapping and she doesn’t appreciate my flows.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
100% my wife would physically abuse me if I wasn’t chimpanzee amount stronger than her. She just snarled, “keep it up” because I was rapping and she doesn’t appreciate my flows.
Been a while since I posted the mighty Schnauzer Society— here they is
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Been a while since I posted the mighty Schnauzer Society— here they is
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Schumer is the mirror image of McConnell. Now you see why we are here
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Schumer is the mirror image of McConnell. Now you see why we are here
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Schumer bout to pull off his mask and push the bill thru at any moment
October 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Schumer bout to pull off his mask and push the bill thru at any moment
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Americans going hungry? Brett Favre got it! It's on him, he owes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Americans going hungry? Brett Favre got it! It's on him, he owes.
Enough politics today, it’s too depressing. Did anything bad happen to Drake ?
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Enough politics today, it’s too depressing. Did anything bad happen to Drake ?
Is there never gonna be another legit jobs report? They fired whoever ran that dept (labor?).
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is there never gonna be another legit jobs report? They fired whoever ran that dept (labor?).
@richardlnewby.bsky.social how have you been bruh? Remember Hollywood? Remember when they used to make movies and tv shows? Those were fun times
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@richardlnewby.bsky.social how have you been bruh? Remember Hollywood? Remember when they used to make movies and tv shows? Those were fun times
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
I only recently allowed myself to accept that I’m not as smart as I thought I was. It didn’t hurt much at all. And now I let people talk in a disagreement
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I only recently allowed myself to accept that I’m not as smart as I thought I was. It didn’t hurt much at all. And now I let people talk in a disagreement
Turns out this is 100% true as far as I’m concerned. Wish more people understood this law. It’s the law.
In California, if you fly the flag without the California flag flying as well, that's a red flag. I just made this rule up.
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Turns out this is 100% true as far as I’m concerned. Wish more people understood this law. It’s the law.
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In California, if you fly the flag without the California flag flying as well, that's a red flag. I just made this rule up.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
In California, if you fly the flag without the California flag flying as well, that's a red flag. I just made this rule up.
I can’t believe this just looked hella normal to us back in the day. DAYAM!: www.youtube.com/shorts/Ib656...
John Lynch HAD TO GO 😭 #johnlynch #nfl #fa #memes #nfledits #nfledit #memeedits #football #memeedit
YouTube video by Owari
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November 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I can’t believe this just looked hella normal to us back in the day. DAYAM!: www.youtube.com/shorts/Ib656...
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These zoom meetings suck bull-feets. You gotta experience me in person to get the full splendor of Mack Malc.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
These zoom meetings suck bull-feets. You gotta experience me in person to get the full splendor of Mack Malc.
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Grateful to spend two days on the Klamath watching chinook, liberated by dam removal, return to streams from which they’d been precluded since the Titanic sank. Fish are everywhere, in numbers that stagger the mind & locations that biologists figured would take years to repopulate. Too beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Grateful to spend two days on the Klamath watching chinook, liberated by dam removal, return to streams from which they’d been precluded since the Titanic sank. Fish are everywhere, in numbers that stagger the mind & locations that biologists figured would take years to repopulate. Too beautiful.
If my name was Chuck, I would definitely want my hoop-court nickname to be The Chuck Wagon.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
If my name was Chuck, I would definitely want my hoop-court nickname to be The Chuck Wagon.
Americans laughing at Louvre security because we don’t understand that other rich nations don’t deal with the kind of crime we have. We assume they should have roving murderbots the way we do. Not saying they don’t have any crime but to quote the goat, “they can’t imitate this violence”
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Americans laughing at Louvre security because we don’t understand that other rich nations don’t deal with the kind of crime we have. We assume they should have roving murderbots the way we do. Not saying they don’t have any crime but to quote the goat, “they can’t imitate this violence”
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I was trying to confirm if Stevie Wonder wrote this at 16 or 19 but I believe it was 16…wow
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I was trying to confirm if Stevie Wonder wrote this at 16 or 19 but I believe it was 16…wow
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Here I’m using my platform for fighting for the rights of major artists, and none have retweeted me. Not Taylor, not Kendrick, not even Sun Ra. Why do I do it?
Are major artists supporting the Spotify boycott? I hope so. These streamers would be more honest if they used a gun. Robbery
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Here I’m using my platform for fighting for the rights of major artists, and none have retweeted me. Not Taylor, not Kendrick, not even Sun Ra. Why do I do it?
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Hi screen and TV writers. Tired of that 3 act structure. Do you think Robert McKee complicates the writing process? Then check out this video that dives into the Kishotenketsu 4 act structure. As a plus, it's told through the lens of Ghibli films.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-o...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-o...
Happy Endings Suck, Ghibli Endings Are Better
YouTube video by The Soak
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November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hi screen and TV writers. Tired of that 3 act structure. Do you think Robert McKee complicates the writing process? Then check out this video that dives into the Kishotenketsu 4 act structure. As a plus, it's told through the lens of Ghibli films.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-o...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-o...
Are major artists supporting the Spotify boycott? I hope so. These streamers would be more honest if they used a gun. Robbery
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Are major artists supporting the Spotify boycott? I hope so. These streamers would be more honest if they used a gun. Robbery