MalcolmSpellman
@malcolmspellman.bsky.social
B Town first. The Bay always. Writer/Producer Film/TV Blah/Blah/Blah/Blah….blah.
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Muthafukin Postmates extorting me into ordering extra shit. A ticking clock telling me I get priority deserts if I order before five, four, three, two— muthafuckin Voodoos donuts on the way, baby!
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Incredible story about a fish and the forces of time. www.cnn.com/2025/12/26/a...
This tiny ancient fish only lives between two waterfalls in one river. It’s now under threat | CNN
Along a nine-mile stretch of river between two waterfalls in the Australian rainforest lives a tiny fish that’s been there for millions of years, hiding between rocks along the riverbank by day and em...
www.cnn.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Incredible story about a fish and the forces of time. www.cnn.com/2025/12/26/a...
If you can’t, at will, walk into the bedroom while your wife is watching tv, and absolutely infuriate her with one simple comment, you haven’t been married that long.
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you can’t, at will, walk into the bedroom while your wife is watching tv, and absolutely infuriate her with one simple comment, you haven’t been married that long.
Never forget, too short once said, “I’m the kind of n*gga you never thought, could make music that would be bought”
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Never forget, too short once said, “I’m the kind of n*gga you never thought, could make music that would be bought”
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Xmas miracles aren't for people only:
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
Endangered Chick Appears in 'Christmas Miracle' Hatching to Parents Thought Infertile
A breeding pair of endangered takahē birds in New Zealand were found to be rearing a chick, having previously been thought of as infertile.
www.goodnewsnetwork.org
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Xmas miracles aren't for people only:
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...
The internet is giving people who are prone to conspiracy-thought wayyy too potent hits of political madness. It’s getting so bad. People think because MSM is damaged that the internet must be a place of truth as opposed to an ocean of filth lol
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The internet is giving people who are prone to conspiracy-thought wayyy too potent hits of political madness. It’s getting so bad. People think because MSM is damaged that the internet must be a place of truth as opposed to an ocean of filth lol
Go on Apple Music and search 80s soul essentials. Nice selection comes up. Do shuffle
December 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Go on Apple Music and search 80s soul essentials. Nice selection comes up. Do shuffle
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Merry Christmas Eve… This makes me happy and I hope it does for you too 🎄♥️🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Merry Christmas Eve… This makes me happy and I hope it does for you too 🎄♥️🎄
The Schnauzer Committee recognizes your right to be merry.
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Schnauzer Committee recognizes your right to be merry.
There’s a dude from Detroit named Dawgface who seems to be a very solid voice for street culture. Really digging this interview he did for #RealLyfeProductions
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
There’s a dude from Detroit named Dawgface who seems to be a very solid voice for street culture. Really digging this interview he did for #RealLyfeProductions
I stand by that decision. Thank you DK’s donuts for being perfect as always. Also, What is the purpose of me posting on social media?
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I stand by that decision. Thank you DK’s donuts for being perfect as always. Also, What is the purpose of me posting on social media?
Merry Christmas let us all unite to find a way to stop Adam22’s coon circus and also let us find a way to get rid of maga plant and woman hater DJ Akademiks
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Merry Christmas let us all unite to find a way to stop Adam22’s coon circus and also let us find a way to get rid of maga plant and woman hater DJ Akademiks
The collab 2026 needs is CML x NBA Youngboy —
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The collab 2026 needs is CML x NBA Youngboy —
The current NBA, with all these great white players from overseas, is proof that Black folk dominated not because we were genetically gifted but because we worked hard and thrive in a true meritocracy. Cooper Flagg hoops btw
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The current NBA, with all these great white players from overseas, is proof that Black folk dominated not because we were genetically gifted but because we worked hard and thrive in a true meritocracy. Cooper Flagg hoops btw
My wife has so thoroughly destroyed my Will, that I don’t know how to watch TV or movies without her. I literally am no longer capable of performing this act of self entertainment.
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My wife has so thoroughly destroyed my Will, that I don’t know how to watch TV or movies without her. I literally am no longer capable of performing this act of self entertainment.
People think dogs don’t understand, but they understand everything they need to understand to fuck some shit up.
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
People think dogs don’t understand, but they understand everything they need to understand to fuck some shit up.
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DMX said Nicki Minaj and Drake were fucked up and fake and he got shit for that. he’s rolling over in his fucking grave right now.
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
DMX said Nicki Minaj and Drake were fucked up and fake and he got shit for that. he’s rolling over in his fucking grave right now.
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seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
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A SOLSTICE ANALEMMA: Italian photographer Paolo Bardelli stitched together 48 pictures spanning 12 months to reveal the analemma over Lake Varese. spaceweathergallery2.com/indiv_upload... spaceweather.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
A SOLSTICE ANALEMMA: Italian photographer Paolo Bardelli stitched together 48 pictures spanning 12 months to reveal the analemma over Lake Varese. spaceweathergallery2.com/indiv_upload... spaceweather.com
This wattsstaxx documentary is pretty amazing. I don’t know how I missed it for so long.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This wattsstaxx documentary is pretty amazing. I don’t know how I missed it for so long.
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#WakeUpDeadMan is now on Netflix, and is still in 500 theaters nationwide this week! See my pinned post for a theater finder link. ⏰💀🪦🍿🎟️
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
#WakeUpDeadMan is now on Netflix, and is still in 500 theaters nationwide this week! See my pinned post for a theater finder link. ⏰💀🪦🍿🎟️
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
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The loggerhead sea turtle (Caretta caretta) can grow to more than 450 kg (1,000 lb) and live for over 65 years
📹Pelagic Ventures Scuba
📹Pelagic Ventures Scuba
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The loggerhead sea turtle (Caretta caretta) can grow to more than 450 kg (1,000 lb) and live for over 65 years
📹Pelagic Ventures Scuba
📹Pelagic Ventures Scuba