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maddy
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ok, satchels of gold

she/her
this is what it feels like to be a t*g*rs fan right now. team doesn’t even deserve vowels
July 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
a little something to take the edge off or whatever they’re saying
July 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it is insane that people are stilly actively trying to have children in this country like be so for real please. we are straight up BURNT TOAST
July 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
kahnle hive in shambles today (it’s me i’m the hive)
July 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
she’s been raptured :/
June 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
the witching hour? more like the hunching hour
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
just had to ask him why he smells like garlic parm. never a dull moment in cat ownership
April 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
spring has sprung in michigan
March 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the breadstick wanter has logged on
March 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Esther @estherbeancat.bsky.social is one of our dearest and oldest cat friends from Twitter and in real life (and older adopted sister to C4C alum Pepper). Please help her mom & dad if you’re able with the cost of care while they navigate her treatment for CKD. gofund.me/6a1ef9af
Donate to Join Esther's Fight Against Kidney Disease, organized by Sarah Idzik
Esther is turning 19 next month, and sadly we’ve learned that her chronic kidne… Sarah Idzik needs your support for Join Esther's Fight Against Kidney Disease
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March 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
did my car have the equivalent of its fly being unknowingly down all day today?
March 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
lil blue guy from trader joe’s scandinavian swimmers hive rise up
March 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i removed my long acrylic nails after 2.5 years because we’re trying to cut as many costs as possible for the oncoming financial doom and i have basically had to relearn how to type without them. how did i do this for 28 years. it took me 5 minutes to type this
March 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
living in unparalleled i told you so times. bernie forrrrreverr
relitigating bernie bros in 2025 is straight insane bro
March 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
it only took SIXTEEN years for her first offense but the genius of geniuses finally escaped outside today…to be found two mins later, a few doors down trying to get back into the wrong house (because she is stupid) having realized she does NOT like the outdoors (because like mother like daughter)
February 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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me either
February 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
🦄
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
hmm. i would say maybe etsy should put some filters on “what this customer last purchased” to remove certain subjects before pushing out a generic fill in the blank ad but i’m sure it’s all run by AI slop now so what’s the point
February 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the legal definition of marriage is actually the union of one person who immediately hangs up their towel after showering and another person who tosses it on the bedroom floor to slowly dry into a wrinkly mess for between 12 and 72 hours
February 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i wish microsoft insights would measure my weekly time spent agonizing over whether or not i’m creating my JIRA ticket under the correct product type. can someone put me in touch with bill gates please
February 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i hope the butch lesbian that thinks she’s the eagles coach from tik tok is having an amazzzzing night
February 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i hope this series of photos relieves The Horrors for you for like. 3 seconds. i know that’s asking a lot but just take a look
January 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
received a physical paper card to keep with the date my new iud should come out by (5 years from today) and i just feel like that’s placing a LOT of undue trust in someone who loses their phone in their own very small house approximately 4 times per day
January 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM