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maddy
@maladeleine.bsky.social
ok, satchels of gold

she/her
this is what it feels like to be a t*g*rs fan right now. team doesn’t even deserve vowels
July 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
a little something to take the edge off or whatever they’re saying
July 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
kahnle hive in shambles today (it’s me i’m the hive)
July 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
she’s been raptured :/
June 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
the witching hour? more like the hunching hour
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
just had to ask him why he smells like garlic parm. never a dull moment in cat ownership
April 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
spring has sprung in michigan
March 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the breadstick wanter has logged on
March 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
did my car have the equivalent of its fly being unknowingly down all day today?
March 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
it only took SIXTEEN years for her first offense but the genius of geniuses finally escaped outside today…to be found two mins later, a few doors down trying to get back into the wrong house (because she is stupid) having realized she does NOT like the outdoors (because like mother like daughter)
February 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🦄
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
hmm. i would say maybe etsy should put some filters on “what this customer last purchased” to remove certain subjects before pushing out a generic fill in the blank ad but i’m sure it’s all run by AI slop now so what’s the point
February 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i hope this series of photos relieves The Horrors for you for like. 3 seconds. i know that’s asking a lot but just take a look
January 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
bought a small blink camera to be able to keep an eye on the cats while we’re out of the house for extended periods of time over the holidays (by which i mean all of 24 hours) and every time i check it she’s just. sitting here. staring. no thoughts in her head
December 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
never beating the daddy’s girl allegations
December 15, 2024 at 1:10 AM
🫡🫡🫡
November 24, 2024 at 9:46 PM
if i ever die mysteriously please know it was NOT an accident and she should be investigated
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 PM
two of them
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 PM
:) 🎄🤶🏻❄️
November 15, 2024 at 6:26 PM
forgot about this app i’m ngl
November 9, 2024 at 1:15 PM
he’ll guide your sleigh tonight
December 3, 2023 at 11:12 PM
my car today
December 2, 2023 at 2:54 PM
🔪🔪🔪🔪
December 2, 2023 at 1:37 PM