malachiconstant.bsky.social
@malachiconstant.bsky.social
Sports, dog lover, avid reader.
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Here’s last night’s NBA Top 10.

Note: I humbly demand that Nikola’s nickname be changed from “The Joker” to what I have here at #1.

Humbly… DEMAND!!!😂
NBA's Top 10 Plays Of The Night | November 24, 2025
YouTube video by NBA
m.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Jokić gave us two career highlights last night 🔥 #Nuggets
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Saw this in real time and laughed. Watched the replay 13 more times, and it’s still ridiculous.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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MAGIC JOKIC ✨🃏

More playmaking wizardry from Nikola Jokic, as he spins into the lane and delivers and AMAZING no-look behind-the-back pass to Peyton Watson on the baseline cut for the layup

#Nuggets #MileHighBasketball
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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what
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Nikola Jokić splashes the highly contested half court buzzer-beater over Santi Aldama to end the 3rd quarter (with replays)

Nuggets and Grizzlies commentaries

Also on Youtube:
youtu.be/kcDkxez93qs
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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From half court, Nikola Jokic drills the CLUTCH 3rd quarter buzzer-beating 3-pointer!
#Nuggets #MileHighBasketball
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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This by Jokic man...like HOW?!?!
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I appreciate both the specificity and broadness of this sign
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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person woman man two all beef patties special sauce camera TV lettuce cheese Hannibal Lecter pickles onions Arnold Palmer's schlong shark electricity on a cofveve sesame seed bun
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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2025 PitchingNinja "Mound Impressionist" Award. 🤣🏆

Winner: Miguel Rojas
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Nikola Jokic's shooting efficiency this season is insane, just completely off the charts

Restricted Area 83.1% (16.0% above league average)
Non-RA Paint 70.1% (26.0%)
Non-Paint Midrange 83.3% (43.2%)
Right Corner 3 66.7% (28.3%)
Above the Break 3 41.2% (6.0%)

#Nuggets #MileHighBasketball
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Wembanyama ducking Nique Clifford
Victor Wembanyama is OUT tonight against Sacramento with calf tightness.
The Spurs say Victor Wembanyama is QUESTIONABLE for tomorrow’s game against Sacramento with calf tightness.
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM