Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico
@makoandmin.bsky.social
Miami Heat & Bucs fan but overall Ball enjoyer
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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Why? He’s sooooo cool.
March 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why? He’s sooooo cool.
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So I’m assuming the name of Gavin Newsom’s podcast is “I Don’t Want To Be President”
March 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
So I’m assuming the name of Gavin Newsom’s podcast is “I Don’t Want To Be President”
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Imagine this: On the evening of March 8, you and your spouse unlock the door to your apartment building. As you step inside, two men—not in uniform—push their way in behind you. They tell you your visa has been revoked and that they are there to deport you.
March 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Imagine this: On the evening of March 8, you and your spouse unlock the door to your apartment building. As you step inside, two men—not in uniform—push their way in behind you. They tell you your visa has been revoked and that they are there to deport you.
Swear to god if my wife loses her job because they’re defunding the Department of education I’m going to throw a FIT
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Swear to god if my wife loses her job because they’re defunding the Department of education I’m going to throw a FIT
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US Education Department will fire 50% of its workforce.
March 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
US Education Department will fire 50% of its workforce.
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Thanks to everyone in Keels, Bonavista and Port Union Newfoundland. We had the best time in such a beautiful place and everyone was so welcoming.
#severance
#severance
March 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Thanks to everyone in Keels, Bonavista and Port Union Newfoundland. We had the best time in such a beautiful place and everyone was so welcoming.
#severance
#severance
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HE'S LITERALLY READING A SALES PITCH
March 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
HE'S LITERALLY READING A SALES PITCH
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not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
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I know this is going to sound naive or earnest, but I genuinely find myself shocked by how little people seem to be upset by the levels of corruption we're seeing. Is that the median voter assumes everyone is corrupt already? Or isn't actually getting stories about the corruption?
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I know this is going to sound naive or earnest, but I genuinely find myself shocked by how little people seem to be upset by the levels of corruption we're seeing. Is that the median voter assumes everyone is corrupt already? Or isn't actually getting stories about the corruption?
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Cain smiting Abel with God's Expulsion of Cain from the Garden of Eden, by Sebastiano & Marco Ricci, 1716, 📸 via @PeteBlackburn
March 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Cain smiting Abel with God's Expulsion of Cain from the Garden of Eden, by Sebastiano & Marco Ricci, 1716, 📸 via @PeteBlackburn
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Another big deal on the Vikings DL. @tompelissero.bsky.social
March 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Another big deal on the Vikings DL. @tompelissero.bsky.social
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Local man eats frosting in his car like a gremlin
March 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Local man eats frosting in his car like a gremlin
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I receive: the ability to prosecute all my political enemies
you receive: a massive recession on the horizon
you receive: a massive recession on the horizon
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I receive: the ability to prosecute all my political enemies
you receive: a massive recession on the horizon
you receive: a massive recession on the horizon
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Who said we don’t have algorithms over here.
March 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Who said we don’t have algorithms over here.
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In the first move of Free Agency, Haason Reddick signs with the Buccaneers Per Adam Schefter via ESPN
It happened too fast, wonder if they will be fined for Tampering 😅
#Buccaneers #Eagles #Jets
It happened too fast, wonder if they will be fined for Tampering 😅
#Buccaneers #Eagles #Jets
March 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In the first move of Free Agency, Haason Reddick signs with the Buccaneers Per Adam Schefter via ESPN
It happened too fast, wonder if they will be fined for Tampering 😅
#Buccaneers #Eagles #Jets
It happened too fast, wonder if they will be fined for Tampering 😅
#Buccaneers #Eagles #Jets
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Fun day for an X outage.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
March 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fun day for an X outage.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
PLEASE DONT GET INJURED HEAT TEAM
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
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PLEASE
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PLEASE
December 9, 2024 at 4:10 PM
PLEASE DONT GET INJURED HEAT TEAM
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
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FROM SHAMS:
After 16 NBA seasons, four-time All-Star Paul Millsap has retired from basketball. Millsap, the No. 47 pick in the 2006 NBA draft, spent his career with the Jazz, Hawks, Nuggets, Nets and 76ers. One of eight players all-time with 500 3-pointers, 1,000 blocks and 1,000 steals.
After 16 NBA seasons, four-time All-Star Paul Millsap has retired from basketball. Millsap, the No. 47 pick in the 2006 NBA draft, spent his career with the Jazz, Hawks, Nuggets, Nets and 76ers. One of eight players all-time with 500 3-pointers, 1,000 blocks and 1,000 steals.
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FROM SHAMS:
After 16 NBA seasons, four-time All-Star Paul Millsap has retired from basketball. Millsap, the No. 47 pick in the 2006 NBA draft, spent his career with the Jazz, Hawks, Nuggets, Nets and 76ers. One of eight players all-time with 500 3-pointers, 1,000 blocks and 1,000 steals.
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December 3, 2024 at 7:03 PM
FROM SHAMS:
After 16 NBA seasons, four-time All-Star Paul Millsap has retired from basketball. Millsap, the No. 47 pick in the 2006 NBA draft, spent his career with the Jazz, Hawks, Nuggets, Nets and 76ers. One of eight players all-time with 500 3-pointers, 1,000 blocks and 1,000 steals.
After 16 NBA seasons, four-time All-Star Paul Millsap has retired from basketball. Millsap, the No. 47 pick in the 2006 NBA draft, spent his career with the Jazz, Hawks, Nuggets, Nets and 76ers. One of eight players all-time with 500 3-pointers, 1,000 blocks and 1,000 steals.
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The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 AM
The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.
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Fun fact that hasn’t been covered on tonight’s broadcast: Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh and Ravens head coach John Harbaugh are actually relatives
November 26, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Fun fact that hasn’t been covered on tonight’s broadcast: Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh and Ravens head coach John Harbaugh are actually relatives
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Now that you are all here,
I don't miss Twitter at all.❤️
I don't miss Twitter at all.❤️
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Now that you are all here,
I don't miss Twitter at all.❤️
I don't miss Twitter at all.❤️
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i love this gif so much
a man and a penguin are walking in the snow
ALT: a man and a penguin are walking in the snow
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November 18, 2024 at 4:10 AM
i love this gif so much
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This is what happened to my home screen after I installed Bluesky
November 23, 2024 at 1:13 AM
This is what happened to my home screen after I installed Bluesky