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Jesse Jay
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Jack of All Trades, Competent Sometimes at Some
He/Him/They // 32
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Minnesota's helmets have ivy vines on them as they are playing Northwestern at Wrigley Field
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
finally get into THC bevs just to get them taken away. living in the united states is another of god's cruel jokes
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:

would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?

the answer: yes.
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
kind of heartening to know that i may be stupid but that we're governed by the absolute largest idiots out there. I'm not THAT stupid
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
catch me in the club doing some ラジオ体操
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
BABE WAKE UP NEW BIG PUZZLE DROPPING
Today releases 'Mosaic of the Strange' for #Mac, and #PC

Developers: Divide The Plunder
Publishers: Divide The Plunder
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Bang
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
this is what i look like in the winter
this psyduck is adorable
October 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
at this point you're gonna have to find me in the woods or w/e, I don't know
October 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Since it's October, I can post this pic I have saved on my phone again
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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VDLM2 Message From: N191FE / FX1235

Message: MIKE MIKE MIKE GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS... DAY AFTER... HHHHUUUUMMMMPPPP DDAAYY HAVE GREAT WKND...DM

Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N191FE

Area: New York City, NY, USA

#acars #vdlm2 #N191FE #FX1235
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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life is too short not to post drawings every now and then. happy morgan monday #ofthedevil
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM