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Jesse Jay
@majjesstic.bsky.social
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Jack of All Trades, Competent Sometimes at Some
He/Him/They // 32
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stock getty images of a man sleeping in a bed but the pillow is a birthday cake. created like ten years ago so like a genuine shit post and not ai. I miss when these things happen anyway this is to display the dismay at the johan duran intro playing at the phillies game
August 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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The rescue site said she was quiet and shy, but she's been chatty and loving on me since like, day one. needless to say I would die for her. meet Mo (short, of course, for Carly Rae Jepsen's E*MO*TION)
picture of a tortie cat laying on a yellow, black and white bath mat, showing her belly. she's the cutest thing you've ever seen.
June 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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@obstinaterixatrix.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I've come to determine I am Cute. And I'm at peace with that
picture of a guy (me, cute) posing with a peace sign in a mirror in a garage, wearing basically all pink nails did rings on looking fierce
June 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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poet of our times
screenshot of lyrics that say MY COCONUTS, YOU CAN PUT ‘EM IN YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW MY COCONUTS, WATCH ‘EM BOUNCE UP AND DOWN BOUNCE UP AND DOWN BOUNCE UP AND DOWN
May 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Draw it up lil man!
picture of a crochet psyduck holding a Wacom pen in front of a Wacom tablet with a blank clip stupid paint file in front of him
April 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Ballgame
Picture of the baseball field at Target field from up the third base line. No players are on the field Picture of a chunky but funky white guy standing in a bathroom, sticking his tongue out and wearing a hockey jersey Picture of right field of target field. Some Minneapolis skyscrapers can be seen. Picture of the left-center field stands at Target Field. There is smoke in the air from fireworks. The banner reads TWINS WIN
April 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Picture of a reindeer looking mournfully over a railing of a bridge, standing on its two back legs while its fronts are over the railing. It’s very foggy.
April 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Picture of a reindeer gazing mournfully over a railing. It is very foggy. I don’t know if this is a real pic or a video game screencap TBH
April 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Baby boy bangin’ out the tunes
Picture of a very cute crochet psyduck laying atop the keys of a keyboard
April 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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They’re always saying this about me
It’s a screenshot that just says “Overwhelmingly Large Body”
April 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Picture of a power transformer with graffiti on it that says “DOWN 2 FREAK”
April 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I feel like these are my two fashion moods
Screencap of the bald and the beautiful podcast. Trixie Mattel sits on the left in full out of control pink drag. Katya sits on the right in a plain black tshirt and jeans. “I love your style. And I love your spirit” ass screenshot
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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A screenshot of an old news broadcast with the words COMING UP on top and VIOLENCE on the bottom
April 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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He’s just my little guy
Picture of a little knit psyduck. He is strapped into a car seat
April 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Fishin
A blurry picture of me holding a stick in front of a puddle
April 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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You know I keep that mfing thing on me
Chubby (yet cute) white guy standing in a bathroom mirror with a Laios sword strapped at his side
April 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Fishin
Picture of a stick ( a nice stick!) in front of a giant puddle in a field
April 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Autism be damned my boy can work a dungeon!
Picture of me (chubby white guy cute as a button) in a cosplay of Laios from Duneton meshi, standing against a warmly lit brick wall
April 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Let’s ride
Image of me (chubby lil white guy) wearing a Laios cosplay from dungeon meshi and holding a MONSTER energy drink
April 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I love my son
it’s a picture of a crochet Psyduck with his eyes closed. It’s very cute. Tell him he’s cute
April 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Let’s GOOO @joeyz64.bsky.social BRING BACK MY GIRLS!!
April 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Let’s GOOOO @neoncowell.bsky.social
April 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Incredible things happening on my VGM con badge
It’s a picture of a badge for VGM CON that says ATTENDEE. Underneath the badge are ribbons that say “Katie Shesko Backseat Armada”, “Pillow princess”, “I spanked it. Once”, and “Official member of YURI BOOK CLUB”
April 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM