"And all that remains are the faces and the names of the gay sons and the thot daughters"

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

happy crash outvember

The two genders

happy crash outober

A Cis Girl's Guide To Picking Up Trans Girls

gabe dunn eat your heart out

substack.com/@halimedemf/...

screaming crying throwing up crashing out

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

my little boy turned 10 today

“do y’all want one check or two?”

lady i asked for “the check” and held one card up, please we can’t be the first lesbians you’ve ever seen

it’s wife wednesday !!

I'm a bi lesbian, which means im attracted to women, and men who don't know they're women yet

had to leave wife to go to the office

there is no ethical marriage under late stage capitalism 😔

do not marry that man that smokes 3 joints a day and has socks that say “set blazers to fun”. you must find a woman who spends 3,000 dollars a month on fish and assorted aquaria

mike tyson was too old

he should have stepped down and let us have a primary to choose a new candidate to defeat jake paul