François Del Taco
@francoisdeltaco.bsky.social
Just one trans girl in a trenchcoat
Come and rummage through my thought garbage
Come and rummage through my thought garbage
Once the deadly black mold growing in my walls finally cements its nefarious hold over my mind, body and spirit, it's so over for you bitches
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Once the deadly black mold growing in my walls finally cements its nefarious hold over my mind, body and spirit, it's so over for you bitches
Ah shit, my main hatchway just caved in 🤦♀️ good knowing everyone I guess
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ah shit, my main hatchway just caved in 🤦♀️ good knowing everyone I guess
"And all that remains are the faces and the names of the gay sons and the thot daughters"
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"And all that remains are the faces and the names of the gay sons and the thot daughters"
"The unslaked furies of Lake Superior" goes hard as fuck, but I did have to read it like 4 times
Here is the Newsweek magazine article that led to the song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," marked up to show key passages that Lightfoot borrowed. Short thread at quoted post. Thanks to @bikeguy.bsky.social for reminding me about this. #EdmundFitzgerald50
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The unslaked furies of Lake Superior" goes hard as fuck, but I did have to read it like 4 times
Lake Superior giving me some nasty ass looks today jfc
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lake Superior giving me some nasty ass looks today jfc
Wrapping up terms with a few steel firms before I head fully loaded for Cleveland. This is gonna be so easy!
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wrapping up terms with a few steel firms before I head fully loaded for Cleveland. This is gonna be so easy!
Wow, looks like the gales of November are here early! Ah well, nothing me and my 26,000 tons of iron ore can't handle!
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Wow, looks like the gales of November are here early! Ah well, nothing me and my 26,000 tons of iron ore can't handle!
People often assume, just because I'm stupid, that I can't cook. This couldn't be further from the truth
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
People often assume, just because I'm stupid, that I can't cook. This couldn't be further from the truth
Did anyone else's 6th grade English teacher make the class watch just the ending of Old Yeller one day or was Mrs. Miller just going through some shit?
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Did anyone else's 6th grade English teacher make the class watch just the ending of Old Yeller one day or was Mrs. Miller just going through some shit?
70s Bowie: what if a sexy alien boy taught humankind an important lesson about itself?
80s Bowie: what if I abducted a child and fondled some glass balls with a massive bulge?
80s Bowie: what if I abducted a child and fondled some glass balls with a massive bulge?
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
70s Bowie: what if a sexy alien boy taught humankind an important lesson about itself?
80s Bowie: what if I abducted a child and fondled some glass balls with a massive bulge?
80s Bowie: what if I abducted a child and fondled some glass balls with a massive bulge?
Whenever I say something cool and hilarious to my therapist, she suddenly starts writing faster. Ho, I can LITERALLY SEE you stealing my jokes, if you post them yourself later, I'll know
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Whenever I say something cool and hilarious to my therapist, she suddenly starts writing faster. Ho, I can LITERALLY SEE you stealing my jokes, if you post them yourself later, I'll know
Idk why everyone in NYC was so mad at this guy, but I guess I'm glad he's dead or whatever
youtu.be/ER17aQTklPE?...
youtu.be/ER17aQTklPE?...
Perry Como - Papa Loves Mambo (1954)
YouTube video by * Peredhel *
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November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Idk why everyone in NYC was so mad at this guy, but I guess I'm glad he's dead or whatever
youtu.be/ER17aQTklPE?...
youtu.be/ER17aQTklPE?...
I hope I get to be a mayor next :)
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I hope I get to be a mayor next :)
The stereotypical 80s porn soundtrack gets memed a lot these days, but it's important to remember what a marked improvement that music style was over the ominous, sweeping orchestral music they used before that
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The stereotypical 80s porn soundtrack gets memed a lot these days, but it's important to remember what a marked improvement that music style was over the ominous, sweeping orchestral music they used before that
Really digging into this honk-beep dichotomy. My YouTube algorithm is absolutely fucked lousy with car horn videos
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Really digging into this honk-beep dichotomy. My YouTube algorithm is absolutely fucked lousy with car horn videos
Why do some car horns beep and others honk? How do the manufacturers decide which to do?
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why do some car horns beep and others honk? How do the manufacturers decide which to do?
Goodbye, everyone! I am leaving forever to sit at computer, rip cigs and play Autistic Map Game™. You'll probably still see posts from this account, but those are AI, just ignore those
October 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Goodbye, everyone! I am leaving forever to sit at computer, rip cigs and play Autistic Map Game™. You'll probably still see posts from this account, but those are AI, just ignore those
What the fuck else have they been lying to us about??
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What the fuck else have they been lying to us about??
I don't care how caked up the players are, I'm not watching a baseball game
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don't care how caked up the players are, I'm not watching a baseball game
If you mark an email as "read" without actually reading it, the computer still knows. It won't tell anyone, but it knows
October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If you mark an email as "read" without actually reading it, the computer still knows. It won't tell anyone, but it knows
I put some crushed up estrogen pills in the dough when I make edibles so my weed can have its gender affirmed
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I put some crushed up estrogen pills in the dough when I make edibles so my weed can have its gender affirmed
The most shocking thing I've learned over the past month is that a lot of people apparently still give a shit about baseball
October 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The most shocking thing I've learned over the past month is that a lot of people apparently still give a shit about baseball
Ya think it feels good for the basketball hoop when the ball goes in, or is it just part of the job?
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ya think it feels good for the basketball hoop when the ball goes in, or is it just part of the job?
There's an albino squirrel outside my office window. Whole building is abuzz about it. Friends and enemies alike coming together to gawk at that snow-white little fucker. A meeting got cancelled over it. Best workday of my fucking life
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There's an albino squirrel outside my office window. Whole building is abuzz about it. Friends and enemies alike coming together to gawk at that snow-white little fucker. A meeting got cancelled over it. Best workday of my fucking life
Gonna bottle and sell the burnt dust scent from turning on the heat for the first time of the year
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gonna bottle and sell the burnt dust scent from turning on the heat for the first time of the year