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Ask me about the origins of the Tesco Clubcard, I dare you. (he/him)
Imagine being Spotify, and having to deal with the fact that you're so evil that people would rather use YouTube Music, concluding that, actually, Google seem kind of okay.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Imagine being Spotify, and having to deal with the fact that you're so evil that people would rather use YouTube Music, concluding that, actually, Google seem kind of okay.
Only 9/10 90's Doctors Will Hate This One Weird Trick!
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Only 9/10 90's Doctors Will Hate This One Weird Trick!
I grew up on these streets
August 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I grew up on these streets
I dreamed a Mountain Goats song.
It goes "I know she's a baker, but she's either an excellent faker... or she likes me a lot".
It does rely on the idea that John Darnielle fundamentally mistrusts bakers, but that seems plausible enough.
It goes "I know she's a baker, but she's either an excellent faker... or she likes me a lot".
It does rely on the idea that John Darnielle fundamentally mistrusts bakers, but that seems plausible enough.
June 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I dreamed a Mountain Goats song.
It goes "I know she's a baker, but she's either an excellent faker... or she likes me a lot".
It does rely on the idea that John Darnielle fundamentally mistrusts bakers, but that seems plausible enough.
It goes "I know she's a baker, but she's either an excellent faker... or she likes me a lot".
It does rely on the idea that John Darnielle fundamentally mistrusts bakers, but that seems plausible enough.
I have three types of ttrpg characters:
- people who can't read
- people who don't realise they're tragic
- people actively shedding their sense of self
and its usually all three at once
- people who can't read
- people who don't realise they're tragic
- people actively shedding their sense of self
and its usually all three at once
I have three types of ttrpg characters:
- sad himbo
- undead little guy
- [incoherent goblin noises]
- sad himbo
- undead little guy
- [incoherent goblin noises]
May 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I have three types of ttrpg characters:
- people who can't read
- people who don't realise they're tragic
- people actively shedding their sense of self
and its usually all three at once
- people who can't read
- people who don't realise they're tragic
- people actively shedding their sense of self
and its usually all three at once
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
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I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
May 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
Take this man and tie him in the tavern in there. The people shall decide your fate, Inspector Javert!
If you think the traitor should be executed, text VENGEANCE to 24601.
If you think the man should be shown mercy, text REDEMPTION to 24601.
Texts will be charged at your standard message rate.
If you think the traitor should be executed, text VENGEANCE to 24601.
If you think the man should be shown mercy, text REDEMPTION to 24601.
Texts will be charged at your standard message rate.
April 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Take this man and tie him in the tavern in there. The people shall decide your fate, Inspector Javert!
If you think the traitor should be executed, text VENGEANCE to 24601.
If you think the man should be shown mercy, text REDEMPTION to 24601.
Texts will be charged at your standard message rate.
If you think the traitor should be executed, text VENGEANCE to 24601.
If you think the man should be shown mercy, text REDEMPTION to 24601.
Texts will be charged at your standard message rate.
People should go outside more. Its rad out there.
March 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
People should go outside more. Its rad out there.
Who are you to tell me what I can and can't find wherever I get my podcasts?
No one knows that but the old man who throws out bin bags full of cassette tapes onto which he's recorded seemingly random podcasts from a microphone across the room from his phone. I've never had the same podcast twice.
No one knows that but the old man who throws out bin bags full of cassette tapes onto which he's recorded seemingly random podcasts from a microphone across the room from his phone. I've never had the same podcast twice.
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Who are you to tell me what I can and can't find wherever I get my podcasts?
No one knows that but the old man who throws out bin bags full of cassette tapes onto which he's recorded seemingly random podcasts from a microphone across the room from his phone. I've never had the same podcast twice.
No one knows that but the old man who throws out bin bags full of cassette tapes onto which he's recorded seemingly random podcasts from a microphone across the room from his phone. I've never had the same podcast twice.
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
In May last year, grieving over the fact that our DnD game was going fully online, the concept of me and a bucnh of mates playing Mordheim was born.
It is very much still a concept. But I have made some progress on some terrain, which is the most important thing.
It is very much still a concept. But I have made some progress on some terrain, which is the most important thing.
February 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
In May last year, grieving over the fact that our DnD game was going fully online, the concept of me and a bucnh of mates playing Mordheim was born.
It is very much still a concept. But I have made some progress on some terrain, which is the most important thing.
It is very much still a concept. But I have made some progress on some terrain, which is the most important thing.
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I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
January 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls
I've been struggling with my GM load lately, because for some reason I thought I could manage running a weekly Draw Steel game for the group I usually play in, on top of my normal weekly 5e game.
Only by dint of both groups going through a bad scheduling patch at the same time have I made it work.
Only by dint of both groups going through a bad scheduling patch at the same time have I made it work.
February 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I've been struggling with my GM load lately, because for some reason I thought I could manage running a weekly Draw Steel game for the group I usually play in, on top of my normal weekly 5e game.
Only by dint of both groups going through a bad scheduling patch at the same time have I made it work.
Only by dint of both groups going through a bad scheduling patch at the same time have I made it work.
I left it too long to make my first blost or blupdate or whatever it is we're going with, and now I've gotten in my head about it.
February 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I left it too long to make my first blost or blupdate or whatever it is we're going with, and now I've gotten in my head about it.
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We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next?
How to navigate the future without a map.
shatterzone.substack.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...
shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...