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Kalevi - 陳曉雷
@magebrush.bsky.social
Iowa | musician per my expensive piece of paper | 🏳️‍🌈 he/they | gay married | not precisely cisgender | glossophile 🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇪🇸🇸🇪🇹🇼🇺🇦🇵🇹 | lutheran | hopeless DnD nerd | I put things in the oven

NGL: https://ngl.link/magebrush2
Reposted by Kalevi - 陳曉雷
Hey Siri! Can you 3D print an Aztec Death Whistle? (Short answer: yes!)
January 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
no, YOU'RE going to bed at 22:30 when you're due in at work the next day at 4:30

that character backstory had better have been worth it
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
¿Y dónde estaba esa hasta ahora? Qué lástima que escuché esa hoy mismo por primera vez, pero me alegre mucho por haber la descubierto!

youtu.be/LxrUkFQHYpg?...
Azucar Moreno - Solo se vive una vez
YouTube video by ashlerzgz
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 AM
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I should really remember to look at other places than just my mutuals feed...

Not that y'all aren't great! But I'm just like ooh, it's another world I'm missing when I don't read my other follows...
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The Columbia is always home for me, with both the Snake and the Yakima nearby as well.

I spent a bit of time right on the Mississippi and near the Minnesota. Nowadays I'm on the Des Moines and Raccoon.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
In my immediate family (grandparents, parents/aunts/uncles, 1st cousins), I'm not aware of anyone else. My cousins' kids, no clue, they're mostly not at the right age to start showing either.

My extended family, Mom's side, I've got at least one gay person and one trans person.
Are you the only gay person in your family???...I'm sitting here randomly thinking like I can't be
Suspicious Rayshon GIF
ALT: Suspicious Rayshon GIF
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Random Persona 5 thought:
Joker/Ryuji all the way. I will not be taking questions at this time kthxbai
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If you see this post an archer 🏹
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Måneblink
Slightly diminish a band:

The Meandering Stones
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Let's start this year with puppy power! Repost this with a fictional dog that you like.
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
It's about 10pm and I need to be up at like 3:45, why am I still awake 🙃🙃🙃
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There's no way I'm the only person who sees #mcm and still thinks "ah yes, mancrush Monday", then gets confused when #wcw doesn't take off on Wednesday.
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
And that's another revolution around the sun completed!

I don't know what to do for birthday cake this year. For the past few years, I've made a prinsesstårta, and I suppose there's nothing stopping me from doing it again. But maybe this year is the year to try something different...
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
An erotic story in only three words
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää Suomi!
Glad självständighetsdag Finland!
Happy Independence Day Finland!
🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ce que j'ai voulu dire: "ça m'a fait pleurer"
Ce que j'ai dit dans la tête: "ça m'a fait jouir" 🫥🫥🫥

(Pour ceux qui parlent pas français:

I wanted to say: "that made me cry"
I said in my head: "that made me cum")

🙃💀
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I shoveled the snow off our sidewalk and our front porch, plz clap

(Hubs may have asked me to do it and I may have used external gratification in the form of food to motivate me, but I still did it lol)
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Kalevi - 陳曉雷
Read the whole thread!
I went to an "ojos" training tonight hosted by New Orleans DSA and Union Migrante and thought I'd pass on new things I learned:

1. Low/old info ICE sighting posts are wreaking havoc on immigrant communities. Basically, incomplete or old info is actively harmful (even if ppl have good intentions)
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We're in the middle of snowpocalypse, total expected snowfall of at least 9 inches. As of 30 minutes ago, my boss told me we've made like $70 and had 10 customers today since 6am. Yet still no word on whether we're closing early or not.

I love corporate food service sometimes. 🙃🙃🙃
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hyvä kiitospäivä/感恩節快樂/Happy Thanksgiving bloomfies and all! Have a stealth photo of me and dinner (credit to @xiaoweiyu.bsky.social)
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
if you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games.

🌕 Final Fantasy IV
🗡️ Final Fantasy IX
🪿 Chocobo Racing
🪦 Final Fantasy II
if you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games.

🧅Final Fantasy III
🎶Theatrhythm: Final Bar Line
🏂Final Fantasy VII
🛡️Final Fantasy Tactics
If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games.

🤡 Final Fantasy VI
🏖️ Final Fantasy X
🐰 Final Fantasy XII
⚔️ Final Fantasy IV
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM