Myrtle (They/Them)
@madmyrtle.bsky.social
A non-binary, fat, pan writer & artist with ADHD. Who enjoys petting cats, sipping tea, & growing tomatoes.
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Myrtle (They/Them)
@madmyrtle.bsky.social
· Mar 25
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I will be completely unreachable the second this book drops.
Preorder THE REANIMATOR'S FATE at all major retailers, paperbacks and ebooks.
Grab it here: books2read.com/trm4
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Or start with book 1: books2read.com/trm1
Grab it here: books2read.com/trm4
Also on Itch: karajorgensen.itch.io/the-reanimat...
Or start with book 1: books2read.com/trm1
The Reanimator's Fate (The Reanimator Mysteries #4) by Kara Jorgensen
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January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I will be completely unreachable the second this book drops.
Working on an embroidery kit I've had sitting around.
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Working on an embroidery kit I've had sitting around.
I am so looking forward to being able to sleep for more than 2 hours at a time.
The tubes come out on Wednesday.
Then I'm crawling into bed like a bear into their den.
The tubes come out on Wednesday.
Then I'm crawling into bed like a bear into their den.
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I am so looking forward to being able to sleep for more than 2 hours at a time.
The tubes come out on Wednesday.
Then I'm crawling into bed like a bear into their den.
The tubes come out on Wednesday.
Then I'm crawling into bed like a bear into their den.
We have 10 inches of snow right now & I'm not allowed to shovel any of it.
God is testing me ☹️
God is testing me ☹️
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
We have 10 inches of snow right now & I'm not allowed to shovel any of it.
God is testing me ☹️
God is testing me ☹️
The FedEx driver just chucked my replacement Dexcom sensors on the porch.
Hopefully, they're not broken.
🤬
Hopefully, they're not broken.
🤬
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The FedEx driver just chucked my replacement Dexcom sensors on the porch.
Hopefully, they're not broken.
🤬
Hopefully, they're not broken.
🤬
Tara is keeping my spot warm.
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Tara is keeping my spot warm.
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It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇
Refresh the script 👇
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 AM
It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇
Refresh the script 👇
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To celebrate the Chinese New Year of the Horse I am bringing back Magical Ungulate Avatars for Charity! Until Feb28/26 your donation $50+ will give you the option for any hooved mammal in the style of MLP:FiM Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026 Details in jpeg!
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
To celebrate the Chinese New Year of the Horse I am bringing back Magical Ungulate Avatars for Charity! Until Feb28/26 your donation $50+ will give you the option for any hooved mammal in the style of MLP:FiM Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026 Details in jpeg!
My post surgery butt has made it down a flight of stairs to my computer, so we can do #folklorefriday
The Guarani people have Mbói Tu’i, a monster with the body of a serpent, the head of a parrot, and a red forked tongue. Some depictions give Mbói Tu’i tiny lizard front legs.
The Guarani people have Mbói Tu’i, a monster with the body of a serpent, the head of a parrot, and a red forked tongue. Some depictions give Mbói Tu’i tiny lizard front legs.
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
My post surgery butt has made it down a flight of stairs to my computer, so we can do #folklorefriday
The Guarani people have Mbói Tu’i, a monster with the body of a serpent, the head of a parrot, and a red forked tongue. Some depictions give Mbói Tu’i tiny lizard front legs.
The Guarani people have Mbói Tu’i, a monster with the body of a serpent, the head of a parrot, and a red forked tongue. Some depictions give Mbói Tu’i tiny lizard front legs.
Not really feeling this whole only being able to be up for a couple of hours, recovery thing.
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Not really feeling this whole only being able to be up for a couple of hours, recovery thing.
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We've reached our first thousand! Goal $10k by May! Avatars for charity continues with Bullwinkle style avatars until Jan30/26! Donate $50CAD+ to get your own high res, strings free caricature in the style of Jay Ward cartoons! Link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026 Details in the jpeg!
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 PM
We've reached our first thousand! Goal $10k by May! Avatars for charity continues with Bullwinkle style avatars until Jan30/26! Donate $50CAD+ to get your own high res, strings free caricature in the style of Jay Ward cartoons! Link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026 Details in the jpeg!
#edm #воронгоша #raven #birds #nature #commonraven #ravenbird #animals
YouTube video by Ворон TV
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January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Tara has been glued to my side since I got home.
She's even been supervising Lil Sis when she empties my drains.
She's even been supervising Lil Sis when she empties my drains.
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Tara has been glued to my side since I got home.
She's even been supervising Lil Sis when she empties my drains.
She's even been supervising Lil Sis when she empties my drains.
It is top surgery eve & I am partaking in the traditional clear liquid diet.
I've also had the last full shower for at least the next week. It'll be dry shampoo & a wash cloth.
I've also had the last full shower for at least the next week. It'll be dry shampoo & a wash cloth.
January 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It is top surgery eve & I am partaking in the traditional clear liquid diet.
I've also had the last full shower for at least the next week. It'll be dry shampoo & a wash cloth.
I've also had the last full shower for at least the next week. It'll be dry shampoo & a wash cloth.
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block immediately everyone
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January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
block immediately everyone
I am getting some aggressive ads from The Woobles.
Like they're everywhere & I've never bought their product.
I haven't even bought yarn in years, as I'm desperately trying to get through all the blanket yarn I bought on clearance.
I have no idea how I trigger the SEO.
Like they're everywhere & I've never bought their product.
I haven't even bought yarn in years, as I'm desperately trying to get through all the blanket yarn I bought on clearance.
I have no idea how I trigger the SEO.
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I am getting some aggressive ads from The Woobles.
Like they're everywhere & I've never bought their product.
I haven't even bought yarn in years, as I'm desperately trying to get through all the blanket yarn I bought on clearance.
I have no idea how I trigger the SEO.
Like they're everywhere & I've never bought their product.
I haven't even bought yarn in years, as I'm desperately trying to get through all the blanket yarn I bought on clearance.
I have no idea how I trigger the SEO.
I got the call.
I have to be there Monday at 8:45am for my top surgery.
I am so happy to have a morning time, as I'll be on a liquid diet the day before & only water the day of.
I have to be there Monday at 8:45am for my top surgery.
I am so happy to have a morning time, as I'll be on a liquid diet the day before & only water the day of.
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I got the call.
I have to be there Monday at 8:45am for my top surgery.
I am so happy to have a morning time, as I'll be on a liquid diet the day before & only water the day of.
I have to be there Monday at 8:45am for my top surgery.
I am so happy to have a morning time, as I'll be on a liquid diet the day before & only water the day of.
So, I may have decided to make this month Giant Snake Monster month.
Why?
Because snakes are cool.
This #folklorefriday we’ll be talking about the El Culebrón from Chile.
Why?
Because snakes are cool.
This #folklorefriday we’ll be talking about the El Culebrón from Chile.
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
So, I may have decided to make this month Giant Snake Monster month.
Why?
Because snakes are cool.
This #folklorefriday we’ll be talking about the El Culebrón from Chile.
Why?
Because snakes are cool.
This #folklorefriday we’ll be talking about the El Culebrón from Chile.
There is going to be about 8 inches of snow hitting Cleveland when I need to travel there for my surgery.
Getting a bit scared that it may get pushed back.
Getting a bit scared that it may get pushed back.
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
There is going to be about 8 inches of snow hitting Cleveland when I need to travel there for my surgery.
Getting a bit scared that it may get pushed back.
Getting a bit scared that it may get pushed back.
I just bought the last sparkle rainbow 5 pen organizer.
So, you may want to hurry before more stuff sells out.
So, you may want to hurry before more stuff sells out.
This sale ends tomorrow! Thanks to some very generous folks, we are inching across the line! But if you want anything from our shop, this is a great chance to get it at 20% off, and we added all sorts of adorable stuff this last week. LIKE MY SQUID PUNK BAND!!!!
Happy Deductible Reset January to those who (don't) celebrate it!
Poor @totallydonna.kitrocha.com has one (1) biologic that costs $3,800. We are trying to scrounge up money to pay for it!
That means 20% off sale in the shop! (even on new things!)
thebrokencircle.etsy.com
Poor @totallydonna.kitrocha.com has one (1) biologic that costs $3,800. We are trying to scrounge up money to pay for it!
That means 20% off sale in the shop! (even on new things!)
thebrokencircle.etsy.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I just bought the last sparkle rainbow 5 pen organizer.
So, you may want to hurry before more stuff sells out.
So, you may want to hurry before more stuff sells out.
Working on getting all of this month and February's folklore Fridays written up, since the surgery is going to kill my stamina.
I also realized that my romance novel buffer for Patreon is shrinking faster than expected, so going to see if I can knock out a couple of chapters this weekend.
I also realized that my romance novel buffer for Patreon is shrinking faster than expected, so going to see if I can knock out a couple of chapters this weekend.
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Working on getting all of this month and February's folklore Fridays written up, since the surgery is going to kill my stamina.
I also realized that my romance novel buffer for Patreon is shrinking faster than expected, so going to see if I can knock out a couple of chapters this weekend.
I also realized that my romance novel buffer for Patreon is shrinking faster than expected, so going to see if I can knock out a couple of chapters this weekend.
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$2030 until we reach $15,000 for the Black Zine Fair: gogetfunding.com/black-zine-f...
Black Zine Fair Returns in 2026 — Help Us Bring It to Life
The Black Zine Fair was founded by Mariame Kaba and Neta Bomani in 2023 to address a clear gap: Black publishers and artists have long shaped independent publishing, yet we were still underrepresented...
gogetfunding.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
$2030 until we reach $15,000 for the Black Zine Fair: gogetfunding.com/black-zine-f...
I about lost it seeing sock puppets on Etsy for $25.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I about lost it seeing sock puppets on Etsy for $25.
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A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!