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Madame DeFarge
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Wife, mother, daughter, sister, cousin, aunt, friend. Font of useless information. Delighter in the absurd. Knitter for charity.
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I'm watching Canadian Men's Hockey at Olympics and there is no hot gay sex is this the wrong episode
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Wow.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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This is some genuinely psycho shit...
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
“Gracias, long-arm lady.” #SuperBowlAds
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Mackenzie Scott should create a new newspaper called

Ex Post Facto.

#wapo
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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"The system sucks, this job sucks"
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Ugh. Jim Jordan. I had almost forgotten about this guy.
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Delighted to share the first excerpt from my book "Work in Progress," which will be released on Feb. 3. It's taken from the chapter on my ill-fated lawn mowing business, which was begun (and ended) at age 14. Along the way, an encounter with God. www.americamagazine.org/faith/2026/0...
Father James Martin: Lessons from mowing lawns, riding bikes and a fateful walk to school
Finding God in suburbia: An exclusive excerpt from the new book "Work in Progress"
www.americamagazine.org
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I’m actually glad the #Eagles lost tonight. There was no way they were going to make it to the Super Bowl. They’ve been playing below their potential all season. Put us out of our misery now.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
It’s a do-or-die playoff game and the #Eagles fans will still boo their Birds. #honesty
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Okay, #Eagles. Let’s remember that a football game has FOUR full quarters. #focus
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Is there a better name for a football player than “Tank Bigsby?” #Eagles
January 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Okay. Let’s see if the #Eagles can put together four full quarters of football in a row. #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds
a woman wearing headphones is holding a stuffed animal in front of her mouth
ALT: a woman wearing headphones is holding a stuffed animal in front of her mouth
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January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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My thesis that no NFL team this year is capable of playing 4 consecutive quarters of quality football is doing work this wildcard weekend.
January 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Murder at sea.

Murder abroad.

Murder at home.

SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 AM
And when the #Eagles are losing I am even angrier.
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Even when the #Eagles are winning, I am incandescently angry.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I cannot count how many times the #Eagles have fucked up great plays in scoring position because of idiotic penalties this season.
a man is holding a piece of bread over a woman 's ear and asking what are you .
ALT: a man is holding a piece of bread over a woman 's ear and asking what are you .
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January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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bills-eagles ending in a way that leaves both fanbases in their preferred emotional state (suicidal)
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The fan base is NOT very happy, #Gronk. We are SICK of biting our nails. #Eagles
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM