Madame DeFarge
@madamedefargeknits.bsky.social
Wife, mother, daughter, sister, cousin, aunt, friend. Font of useless information. Delighter in the absurd. Knitter for charity.
They get a lot of yellow flags on big plays, too.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
They get a lot of yellow flags on big plays, too.
That guy has to lay off the caffeine.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That guy has to lay off the caffeine.
Taxing you and me to pay to paper over the administration’s completely foreseeable fuck ups.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Taxing you and me to pay to paper over the administration’s completely foreseeable fuck ups.
Hey, weren’t we *all* supposed to get “tariff checks”? And where’s my DOGE check, btw?
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hey, weren’t we *all* supposed to get “tariff checks”? And where’s my DOGE check, btw?
I watch “Shetland” with the captions on because of the actors’ Scottish accents. Once the captioning actually said “Unintelligible” when a main character was speaking. And I’m like, “Unintelligible? You have the *script*!”
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I watch “Shetland” with the captions on because of the actors’ Scottish accents. Once the captioning actually said “Unintelligible” when a main character was speaking. And I’m like, “Unintelligible? You have the *script*!”
Just like George Washington throwing the coin across the Potomac!
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just like George Washington throwing the coin across the Potomac!
She’s not cruel and heartless *enough*.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
She’s not cruel and heartless *enough*.
Bruno Mars has so much charisma it’s not fair to the rest of us!
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bruno Mars has so much charisma it’s not fair to the rest of us!
Josh Johnson (the comedian, not the football player) believes Butker doesn’t like women with jobs outside the house b/c his mom is a physics professor so she probably always tells him *exactly* what he did wrong for each missed kick.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Josh Johnson (the comedian, not the football player) believes Butker doesn’t like women with jobs outside the house b/c his mom is a physics professor so she probably always tells him *exactly* what he did wrong for each missed kick.
I thought badgers were vicious.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I thought badgers were vicious.
That’s how she got famous enough to run for office.
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
That’s how she got famous enough to run for office.
Ask Amy doesn’t hold back, either.
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ask Amy doesn’t hold back, either.
Here’s one you’ll like. A choice of “preferred languages” for my 93yo mom’s doctor visit. I was tempted to click “Old English” so they’d have to hire a Beowulf scholar to translate.
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Here’s one you’ll like. A choice of “preferred languages” for my 93yo mom’s doctor visit. I was tempted to click “Old English” so they’d have to hire a Beowulf scholar to translate.
Before the pandemic, I had to drive to my son’s pediatrician each month and pick up a paper prescription and give it to the pharmacy. They couldn’t call it in. It was ridiculous. The way things are now is equally ridiculous.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Before the pandemic, I had to drive to my son’s pediatrician each month and pick up a paper prescription and give it to the pharmacy. They couldn’t call it in. It was ridiculous. The way things are now is equally ridiculous.
They’ll claim it’s fake, which has happened to several U.S. citizens who have shown documentation to ICE.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
They’ll claim it’s fake, which has happened to several U.S. citizens who have shown documentation to ICE.
May you be as much of a badass Catholic as she was.
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
May you be as much of a badass Catholic as she was.
The most pathetic moment in American history…so far!
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The most pathetic moment in American history…so far!
Jesus breaking the law by healing someone = Breaking the law by killing someone who may (or may not) kinda maybe in my opinion probably might deserve it but we’ll never know but still…
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Jesus breaking the law by healing someone = Breaking the law by killing someone who may (or may not) kinda maybe in my opinion probably might deserve it but we’ll never know but still…
Oh, God. How awful.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh, God. How awful.
If this gets overturned I will be distraught.
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If this gets overturned I will be distraught.
Also St. Mary MacKillop, Australia’s first saint who was excommunicated by her local bishop because she kicked up a rumpus about child sexual abuse and wouldn’t shut up about it. Very nun-like, very Australian. A real shero of the church. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...
Australia's first saint: Nun who exposed abuse
Thousands of Australians poured onto the streets and into churches on Sunday to mark the impending canonization of a feisty nun who died a century ago as the country's first Roman Catholic saint.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Also St. Mary MacKillop, Australia’s first saint who was excommunicated by her local bishop because she kicked up a rumpus about child sexual abuse and wouldn’t shut up about it. Very nun-like, very Australian. A real shero of the church. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...