MacroCat
@macrocat1.bsky.social
Investor, global macro, behavioral finance & economics, politics, sports.
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Any kid who comes to my door dressed in a Trump costume, I’m telling them there’s a 100% tariff on my Halloween candy. Let them work out the math.
October 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I don't know who's been posting for Trump's account to sound like him these past days, probably Cheung, Miller, or Scavino, but whoever it is, they suck at it.
I'll just add the obvious - Newsom does it way better.
I'll just add the obvious - Newsom does it way better.
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don't know who's been posting for Trump's account to sound like him these past days, probably Cheung, Miller, or Scavino, but whoever it is, they suck at it.
I'll just add the obvious - Newsom does it way better.
I'll just add the obvious - Newsom does it way better.
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I was in an LA restaurant decades ago and the waiters were struggling through singing “Happy Birthday” to a patron.
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I was in an LA restaurant decades ago and the waiters were struggling through singing “Happy Birthday” to a patron.
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
Yup. 🎯
The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
July 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yup. 🎯
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Equality SHOULD be the law…
May 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Equality SHOULD be the law…
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An increasingly unstable Trump reignited his scorched-earth trade war on Friday, unleashing a fiery social media tirade that took aim at Apple and Europe with fresh tariff threats.
Trump Hammers the Markets with New Scorched Earth Trade War on Apple and Europe
The president escalated his trade war once again, threatening Apple and Europe and sending the markets into a tailspin.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
An increasingly unstable Trump reignited his scorched-earth trade war on Friday, unleashing a fiery social media tirade that took aim at Apple and Europe with fresh tariff threats.
Sad (and downrigt pathetic), but can't say I'm overly surprised at this point.
Among heterosexual couples over age 50, research finds that divorce rates increase significantly when the wife develops a serious illness but the husband does not; however, no such increase is seen when husbands fall ill but wives do not. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/soci...
New Research Reveals a Concerning Emerging Divorce Pattern
Divorce trends among middle-aged adults have revealed a shocking new pattern.
www.psychologytoday.com
May 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sad (and downrigt pathetic), but can't say I'm overly surprised at this point.
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"Trump, the self-styled alpha male, is in reality the weakest kind of leader – a man for whom every slight is a mortal wound, every criticism an unforgivable sin.” He's a snowflake.
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/the-worlds...
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/the-worlds...
The World’s Oldest Toddler
Why the “Strongman” President is Actually America’s Biggest Snowflake
adamkinzinger.substack.com
May 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Trump, the self-styled alpha male, is in reality the weakest kind of leader – a man for whom every slight is a mortal wound, every criticism an unforgivable sin.” He's a snowflake.
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/the-worlds...
adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/the-worlds...
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Trump turning the Oval Office into a Dollar Store Versailles. Tacky, gold plated ornamentation, double sided taped to every surface. As effective as Trump’s clown orange face paint.
May 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Trump turning the Oval Office into a Dollar Store Versailles. Tacky, gold plated ornamentation, double sided taped to every surface. As effective as Trump’s clown orange face paint.
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As someone born in Soviet Russia, I can't overstate how pathetic—yet familiar—this looks. Sycophancy is zero-sum: the more one person flatters, the more everyone else must out-grovel, until we reach an 11-minute Stalin applause.
America’s whole point is that we don’t do this.
America’s whole point is that we don’t do this.
Bondi: "President, you first 100 days has far exceeded that of ANY other presidency in this country. Ever. Ever. Never seen anything like it. Thank you."
May 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
As someone born in Soviet Russia, I can't overstate how pathetic—yet familiar—this looks. Sycophancy is zero-sum: the more one person flatters, the more everyone else must out-grovel, until we reach an 11-minute Stalin applause.
America’s whole point is that we don’t do this.
America’s whole point is that we don’t do this.
Like no one saw this coming 🙄.
“The Pentagon is in ‘total chaos’ and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is unlikely to remain in his role, according to its former top spokesperson, who painted a scene of dysfunction, backstabbing and continuous missteps at the highest levels of the department.”
Former Pentagon official warns department's dysfunction could topple Hegseth
“The last month has been a full-blown meltdown at the Pentagon,” John Ullyot, the former top Defense Department spokesperson, wrote in a POLITICO Magazine opinion piece.
www.politico.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Like no one saw this coming 🙄.
JoJo certainly has a way with words! 🔥🤣🤣🤣
“These fuckers couldn’t find the clit if it was gold-plated and Bob Costas did the play-by-play.
And now we ALL have to fucking endure this circle-jerking circus of fugly nepo babies and whiny man-children.”
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And now we ALL have to fucking endure this circle-jerking circus of fugly nepo babies and whiny man-children.”
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Tyranny of the Unfuckable.
Rejection doesn’t HAVE to turn you into a super-villain ya know?
open.substack.com
April 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
JoJo certainly has a way with words! 🔥🤣🤣🤣
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If you'd like to contact the Commerce Secretary to let him know how you'd react if your or a loved one’s SS deposit didn't show up on time.
Email: TheSec@doc.gov
Mail:U.S. Department of Commerce
1401 Constitution Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20230
Main line: (202) 482-2000
Email: TheSec@doc.gov
Mail:U.S. Department of Commerce
1401 Constitution Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20230
Main line: (202) 482-2000
March 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you'd like to contact the Commerce Secretary to let him know how you'd react if your or a loved one’s SS deposit didn't show up on time.
Email: TheSec@doc.gov
Mail:U.S. Department of Commerce
1401 Constitution Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20230
Main line: (202) 482-2000
Email: TheSec@doc.gov
Mail:U.S. Department of Commerce
1401 Constitution Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20230
Main line: (202) 482-2000
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Tesla is down another 17.8 pts today, or 6.4%. It's another billion-dollar loss for the fake-genius Ketamine addict. The Nazi-loving weirdo is now worth $122B less than he was at peak. When asked to comment, the performative politician and prolific procreator stared at the ceiling. He was K-holing.
March 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Tesla is down another 17.8 pts today, or 6.4%. It's another billion-dollar loss for the fake-genius Ketamine addict. The Nazi-loving weirdo is now worth $122B less than he was at peak. When asked to comment, the performative politician and prolific procreator stared at the ceiling. He was K-holing.
Have fun? Are you kidding me? Oh wait, most American farmers are getting exactly what they voted for. 🙄
March 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Have fun? Are you kidding me? Oh wait, most American farmers are getting exactly what they voted for. 🙄
'Dear MAGA'
noelcasler.substack.com/p/dear-maga?...
noelcasler.substack.com/p/dear-maga?...
'Dear MAGA'
No single person in the history of our republic has been more unworthy of the trust and support he has received from voters than Donald Trump.
noelcasler.substack.com
February 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
'Dear MAGA'
noelcasler.substack.com/p/dear-maga?...
noelcasler.substack.com/p/dear-maga?...
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I love all my friends saying things like, “I wish I could make a career off being petty and making diss tracks” after the halftime show, and I’m out here like, “Have you considered academia?”
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I love all my friends saying things like, “I wish I could make a career off being petty and making diss tracks” after the halftime show, and I’m out here like, “Have you considered academia?”
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"Vance had a chance to defend his OWN family, and he opted to defend the Indian-hating bigot instead. Where are the balls on these Republican men? ... Elon wants his DOGE kid who hates Indians back and Vance does his bidding... Do they castrate these guys at the door of the RNC?"
February 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Vance had a chance to defend his OWN family, and he opted to defend the Indian-hating bigot instead. Where are the balls on these Republican men? ... Elon wants his DOGE kid who hates Indians back and Vance does his bidding... Do they castrate these guys at the door of the RNC?"
In memory of Dr Martin Luther King. Seems quite appropriate (perhaps moreso) in the present day as it was in Dr King's time.
January 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In memory of Dr Martin Luther King. Seems quite appropriate (perhaps moreso) in the present day as it was in Dr King's time.
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Hey billionaires...besides donating to Angry Donkey and supporting independent media this is how you do it
January 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hey billionaires...besides donating to Angry Donkey and supporting independent media this is how you do it