Jade
@maasgad.bsky.social
Retired superhero. Occasional vegetarian. FREE HUGS!
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February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
Hindi masarap yung kare-kare huhuhu 🥲
I settled for their goto overload: rice porridge with pork bagnet, boiled egg, and beef tripe. The large bowl could feed up to 3 people, I think, and I just gave up because I'm already full. The lugaw is top-notch and I plan to go back and try their other dishes tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Hindi masarap yung kare-kare huhuhu 🥲
"Looking for conversations" pero kung sumagot hanggang "hello" at "okay lang" lang.
Good luck sa ibang mga makakausap mo.
Good luck sa ibang mga makakausap mo.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"Looking for conversations" pero kung sumagot hanggang "hello" at "okay lang" lang.
Good luck sa ibang mga makakausap mo.
Good luck sa ibang mga makakausap mo.
In the grand scheme of things, creatives using generative AI images for a funny internet trend is far from the worst thing anyone could do. But it's still disappointing.
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In the grand scheme of things, creatives using generative AI images for a funny internet trend is far from the worst thing anyone could do. But it's still disappointing.
There's a large, well-lit lugawan near the hotel where I'm staying. I decided to go there for a post-midnight meal.
They had several options: pares, sisig, kare-kare, dinakdakan, etc. All items on the menu are guaranteed to shorten your life with the amount of fat and cholesterol.
They had several options: pares, sisig, kare-kare, dinakdakan, etc. All items on the menu are guaranteed to shorten your life with the amount of fat and cholesterol.
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
There's a large, well-lit lugawan near the hotel where I'm staying. I decided to go there for a post-midnight meal.
They had several options: pares, sisig, kare-kare, dinakdakan, etc. All items on the menu are guaranteed to shorten your life with the amount of fat and cholesterol.
They had several options: pares, sisig, kare-kare, dinakdakan, etc. All items on the menu are guaranteed to shorten your life with the amount of fat and cholesterol.
Problem kung Gcash yung bayad ng unang benta mo, paano mo sya mapa-pagpag bilang buena mano?
Yung phone mo na lang?
Yung phone mo na lang?
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Problem kung Gcash yung bayad ng unang benta mo, paano mo sya mapa-pagpag bilang buena mano?
Yung phone mo na lang?
Yung phone mo na lang?
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As an entomologist, I find this vid very funny because wait 'til you find out about INSECT TAXONOMY, where THE *NUMBER* OF HAIRS ON THE HEAD, THE FORM OF A PENIS (which is the size of a pinhead btw), and THE WING VEIN PATTERNS FCKING MATTER IN IDENTIFICATION. 😂 #science #entomology
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
As an entomologist, I find this vid very funny because wait 'til you find out about INSECT TAXONOMY, where THE *NUMBER* OF HAIRS ON THE HEAD, THE FORM OF A PENIS (which is the size of a pinhead btw), and THE WING VEIN PATTERNS FCKING MATTER IN IDENTIFICATION. 😂 #science #entomology
A friend is very amused at how I've been consuming a lot of Heated Rivalry content (reels and reviews and interviews) but have not ~actually~ watched the show.
Quoting said friend: "You watching everything about HR but not HR itself is funny and also psychotic"
Quoting said friend: "You watching everything about HR but not HR itself is funny and also psychotic"
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
A friend is very amused at how I've been consuming a lot of Heated Rivalry content (reels and reviews and interviews) but have not ~actually~ watched the show.
Quoting said friend: "You watching everything about HR but not HR itself is funny and also psychotic"
Quoting said friend: "You watching everything about HR but not HR itself is funny and also psychotic"
Binatog is like a less flamboyant version of Mexican esquites. It's creamy boiled hominy (corn kernels treated with calcium hydroxide) served with grated coconut, sometimes with added salt or sugar.
Traditionally, binatog are sold by vendors riding bicycles equipped with large aluminum containers.
Traditionally, binatog are sold by vendors riding bicycles equipped with large aluminum containers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Binatog is like a less flamboyant version of Mexican esquites. It's creamy boiled hominy (corn kernels treated with calcium hydroxide) served with grated coconut, sometimes with added salt or sugar.
Traditionally, binatog are sold by vendors riding bicycles equipped with large aluminum containers.
Traditionally, binatog are sold by vendors riding bicycles equipped with large aluminum containers.
Waaaah sobrang asim nung sinigang na baboy 😵💫
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Waaaah sobrang asim nung sinigang na baboy 😵💫
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Update: the gas arrived. The Old Ways still work.
So I ordered an LPG tank. After I sent the payment via GCash, My Brain® started looking for a GPS tracker for the delivery. Then I remembered I'd ordered it via landline. Now I must live with some uncertainty until it arrives. Strange because this used to be the way things were done.
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Update: the gas arrived. The Old Ways still work.
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Elites have been doing sex crimes while forcing the rest of us to say "grape" and "unalive" to avoid having our posts taken down
Not being able to accurately describe abuse makes people (especially children) vulnerable to it
Not being able to accurately describe abuse makes people (especially children) vulnerable to it
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Elites have been doing sex crimes while forcing the rest of us to say "grape" and "unalive" to avoid having our posts taken down
Not being able to accurately describe abuse makes people (especially children) vulnerable to it
Not being able to accurately describe abuse makes people (especially children) vulnerable to it
Is "not for everyone" a euphemism for "for hire"?
Not judging on people who actually do sex work and adjacent activities, but I'm a bit intrigued whenever I see that phrase in a user profile.
Not judging on people who actually do sex work and adjacent activities, but I'm a bit intrigued whenever I see that phrase in a user profile.
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Is "not for everyone" a euphemism for "for hire"?
Not judging on people who actually do sex work and adjacent activities, but I'm a bit intrigued whenever I see that phrase in a user profile.
Not judging on people who actually do sex work and adjacent activities, but I'm a bit intrigued whenever I see that phrase in a user profile.
Is referring to Grindr as "G app" while chatting with someone ~in Grindr~ a form of internalized homophobia?
Or you're just too lazy to type the extra letters?
Or you're just too lazy to type the extra letters?
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Is referring to Grindr as "G app" while chatting with someone ~in Grindr~ a form of internalized homophobia?
Or you're just too lazy to type the extra letters?
Or you're just too lazy to type the extra letters?
The Meta algorithm loves sending me reels of (probably straight?) men playing gay for laughs, probably because I'm gay.
And watching people using being gay as a joke in the Year 2026 annoys the fuck out of me. Especially because I'm gay.
And watching people using being gay as a joke in the Year 2026 annoys the fuck out of me. Especially because I'm gay.
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The Meta algorithm loves sending me reels of (probably straight?) men playing gay for laughs, probably because I'm gay.
And watching people using being gay as a joke in the Year 2026 annoys the fuck out of me. Especially because I'm gay.
And watching people using being gay as a joke in the Year 2026 annoys the fuck out of me. Especially because I'm gay.
My friend, Joma, gifted me this Sanrio-Kuromi-inspired nail polish during the holidays.
It's been a while since I had my nails painted so I thought I'll try Joma's gift in time before tomorrow's meetup of tarot readers. Glittery black nails seem to be appropriate for the event.
It's been a while since I had my nails painted so I thought I'll try Joma's gift in time before tomorrow's meetup of tarot readers. Glittery black nails seem to be appropriate for the event.
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 AM
My friend, Joma, gifted me this Sanrio-Kuromi-inspired nail polish during the holidays.
It's been a while since I had my nails painted so I thought I'll try Joma's gift in time before tomorrow's meetup of tarot readers. Glittery black nails seem to be appropriate for the event.
It's been a while since I had my nails painted so I thought I'll try Joma's gift in time before tomorrow's meetup of tarot readers. Glittery black nails seem to be appropriate for the event.
Walking into a narrow, dim alleyway while carrying a small bag of packed food for dinner reminds me of Maggie Cheung from "In the Mood for Love."
Except I'm wearing a loose jinbei, not a tight cheongsam, and I'm unlikely to come across a dashing Tony Leung-type, brooding over messy relationships.
Except I'm wearing a loose jinbei, not a tight cheongsam, and I'm unlikely to come across a dashing Tony Leung-type, brooding over messy relationships.
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Walking into a narrow, dim alleyway while carrying a small bag of packed food for dinner reminds me of Maggie Cheung from "In the Mood for Love."
Except I'm wearing a loose jinbei, not a tight cheongsam, and I'm unlikely to come across a dashing Tony Leung-type, brooding over messy relationships.
Except I'm wearing a loose jinbei, not a tight cheongsam, and I'm unlikely to come across a dashing Tony Leung-type, brooding over messy relationships.
Ugh I hate that blob
Like??? The snap pics thingy update? I thought at first it was a bug because why the fuck is there a floating blob of pictures at the most random ass area of my chats?
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Ugh I hate that blob
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Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
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Decade-old Sailor Moon drawing I did. It was done in Microns on heavy printer paper, scanned, and colored in photoshop
January 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Decade-old Sailor Moon drawing I did. It was done in Microns on heavy printer paper, scanned, and colored in photoshop
When I realized that I have pop-ups and events already scheduled for all weekends of February—
a painting of a person with their hands on their face
Alt: Animated version of Edvard Munch's "The Scream" - a stylized painting of a bald man covering his ears and with a distraught expression against an oppressive-looking sunset.
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January 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
When I realized that I have pop-ups and events already scheduled for all weekends of February—
When Elmer and I got in, we didn't expect we're entering a "patok" jeepney — portable clubs on wheels, with lots of chrome, sometimes garishly-lit, and bowel-churning, booming bass playing budots music.
January 28, 2026 at 11:14 AM
When Elmer and I got in, we didn't expect we're entering a "patok" jeepney — portable clubs on wheels, with lots of chrome, sometimes garishly-lit, and bowel-churning, booming bass playing budots music.
Medyo off talaga yung mga taong kailangan spoon-fed ng information. Yung hindi mo kakilala pero hihingi sayo ng directions kahit pwede namang hanapin muna sa Google Maps yung lugar.
January 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Medyo off talaga yung mga taong kailangan spoon-fed ng information. Yung hindi mo kakilala pero hihingi sayo ng directions kahit pwede namang hanapin muna sa Google Maps yung lugar.
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My dudes, starter packs on Bluesky is from the Microblogging Migration of 2024. Doing it now on Twitter is pathetic.
X the Everything App is doing so poorly they have now started stealing ideas from Bluesky but doing it worse
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 AM
My dudes, starter packs on Bluesky is from the Microblogging Migration of 2024. Doing it now on Twitter is pathetic.