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Jade
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Retired superhero. Occasional vegetarian. FREE HUGS!
Whenever someone "asks ChatGPT," a cute woodland animal dies. Maybe literally.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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TIL that November 18th is International Cult Awareness Day, falling on the anniversary of the Jonestown Massacre.
International ​Cult Awareness Day: November 18th
International Cult Awareness Day raises awareness of the harms some have experienced in cultic systems.
www.cultnews101.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you see this post, do it too!! ⭐
(Quote reposts only ✨)

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 173 cm
Shoe: 9–9.5
Zodiac: Gemini ♊️
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: 6
Fav drinks: Coke Zero, Amaretto Sour

That's it, really.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Despite spending 3 nights in Olongapo, I still wasn't able to do more exploring than I planned. Because, one, I was still working (lol) and, two, it occasionally rained. There's one restaurant I was able to go to: Mr Taste, a Pakistani restaurant in Subic.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
That gasp I made when I saw the overturned pots behind my apartment! Strong winds over the weekend probably knocked them over and uprooting the newly potted plant cuttings.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Great, just when I'm about to check out from the hotel, it starts raining

(Context: I brought my bike and will be biking to the bus terminal)
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
May pa-"sui generis" pa sya pero anlabo nya magsulat ng Grindr bio. I hope he outgrows all of the things he's displaying here.

(Not gonna bother with an alt text for this image kasi I don't think I want to inflict him to visually impaired folks.)
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh great. The portable lamp that I brought to light my outdoor booth tonight suddenly wouldn't turn on hours before the event. Wonderful!
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Story time. When the front desk person showed me my hotel room, I blurted, "Oh, same room as last time!" I guess it's the default room they assign to Agoda promos.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Watch Maxie the Musicale.
Watch Maxie the Musicale.
Watch Maxie the Musicale.
Watch Maxie the Musicale.
Watch Maxie the Musicale.
youtu.be/17pY9c2jxY8?...
Maxie the Musicale (2013) | Full Recording | Bit by Bit Company
YouTube video by Ticket2Me
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This skinny orange cat with green eyes and a turquoise collar approached me while I was preparing my bike after I had my haircut. It proceeded to rub my leg, maybe hoping for a treat. Sorry, little guy, I didn't have some.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"Subic Bae" is a cute Grindr name actually
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
As a trend hyper-obsessed society, some of us probably deserve to be flooded, have our roofs blown off, or be hit by lightning. 🌩️
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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True story.

Via @xkcd.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Seriously, guys: speak ill of the dead, especially if there's a lot of ills to speak of.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Past 10 na pero ang ingay pa rin dito sa kalsada sa tapat ng hotel. Tbf it's a major intersection with several PUV terminals.

Wala kasing ganitong vibrance sa tahimik na neighborhood ko sa Dau 😅
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Past 10 na pero ang ingay pa rin dito sa kalsada sa tapat ng hotel. Tbf it's a major intersection with several PUV terminals.

Wala kasing ganitong vibrance sa tahimik na neighborhood ko sa Dau 😅
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When I planned my Olongapo trip today, I'd decided that I will bring a bike so I can roam around Subic. Because of last week's typhoon, I wasn't able to bring back my bike, Bhramari, from Pembo. So that left my sister's folding bike (which I named Marie Curie).

Good thing, too, because this bus—
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
It's ironic (and frustrating) how mobile usage is so ubiquitous here but so many of us just don't know how to use phones to communicate effectively.

Using phones in public places while being mindful and courteous of other people around us is another can of worms altogether.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is odd. I don't have a TikTok account and I'm not signing up for one. Is someone using my number for their account?
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Because I won't be using them anytime soon, I moved lots of smallish beads from one container into a zip lock bag — carefully, so I won't end up spilling anything.

And then I forgot to lock the bag. When I grabbed it to store it away, beads flew all over my apartment floor. Ungrateful bitches.
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Cancelled daw yung order. Damn, I should have took a screenshot of Google showing his death date kagabi.
So 11/11 finally nag-checkout si Enrile.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
So 11/11 finally nag-checkout si Enrile.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The frequently and expectedly disappointing thing about thrift store shopping is how you'd often find nice-looking items that you'd want for yourself, but just don't fit you.

That's a metaphor for something, I guess. 🍆
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM