M1st3rBurns
@m1st3rburns.bsky.social
Married to @mrsburns16. Relationships and sex positivity. Polyamorous. 'Partial Narcissist'. 'Cute dork'. 'Just awesome and fun'. Cis, straight, he/him. 44.
Hamilton, On 🇨🇦
Hamilton, On 🇨🇦
I deserve a li'l snack, but there are no pickles in my fridge. This place is a prison 😫
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I deserve a li'l snack, but there are no pickles in my fridge. This place is a prison 😫
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How about a little tease on #TittyTuesday? 😉 Hope you have a great one! 💖😘
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How about a little tease on #TittyTuesday? 😉 Hope you have a great one! 💖😘
Everybody pretend to be normal. The Twitter people are here.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Everybody pretend to be normal. The Twitter people are here.
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Happy #FriskyFriday sexy friends. It's been a minute since I posted, so here's a little treat 😘
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Happy #FriskyFriday sexy friends. It's been a minute since I posted, so here's a little treat 😘
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It’s been a long one and I’m more than ready to take on the weekend… ✨💖😘 You feeling that too?
#FlannelFriday
#FlannelFriday
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s been a long one and I’m more than ready to take on the weekend… ✨💖😘 You feeling that too?
#FlannelFriday
#FlannelFriday
Any recommendations, friends??
100%. It's so sad. They champion inclusion but then back people who don't want that at all. My list of LS podcasts is so tiny now. Any suggestions on ones to follow would be helpful x
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Any recommendations, friends??
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Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
Remembering everyone who served on this Remembrance Day, including my Granddad ❤️
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Remembering everyone who served on this Remembrance Day, including my Granddad ❤️
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
As you can see, I come from a long line of good-looking dudes who have no patience for fascists.
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Not really feeling the Monday work thing today…🤣 How about you? Hope this helps if you’re in the same boat 😉💖😘
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not really feeling the Monday work thing today…🤣 How about you? Hope this helps if you’re in the same boat 😉💖😘
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Actually, I prefer to be called 'Daddy'" is the cringiest sentence a man can utter.
Sorry to kink shame but cis men who call themselves “daddy” GIVE ME THE ICK
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Actually, I prefer to be called 'Daddy'" is the cringiest sentence a man can utter.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Let’s wrap this week up well on #FlannelFriday, shall we? 😉✨💖😘
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Let’s wrap this week up well on #FlannelFriday, shall we? 😉✨💖😘
🥰💀🤘
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
🥰💀🤘
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The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!
The current times are so bereft of joy that this seems almost surreal.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The current times are so bereft of joy that this seems almost surreal.
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Getting a kickstart to the week…😉 Let’s make it a great one! 😘💖
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Getting a kickstart to the week…😉 Let’s make it a great one! 😘💖
Pfuck that.
Paxlovid from Pfizer costs $15 to make and now retails for $1500.
Insane
Insane
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Pfuck that.
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Share your candy with me??
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Share your candy with me??
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
Share your candy with me??
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Share your candy with me??
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
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I might be double the trouble on Halloween….😉🎃😈 Are you ready? 😋😇
#FlannelFriday
#HappyHalloween
💙🤍💙🤍
#FlannelFriday
#HappyHalloween
💙🤍💙🤍
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I might be double the trouble on Halloween….😉🎃😈 Are you ready? 😋😇
#FlannelFriday
#HappyHalloween
💙🤍💙🤍
#FlannelFriday
#HappyHalloween
💙🤍💙🤍
🎵 I'll follow you into the dark 🎵
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🎵 I'll follow you into the dark 🎵