Claire
@mfmclaire.bsky.social
Married👫 Bi-curious 👭 Red hair 👩🦰 Very Curvy 🍑 Love all things smut 😈 She/Her
Been feeling pants this evening but just belted along to Michael Bolton's "How Can We Be Lovers" on the radio and feel a little bit better
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Been feeling pants this evening but just belted along to Michael Bolton's "How Can We Be Lovers" on the radio and feel a little bit better
My husband and I decided to watch some porn together last night. We've been subbed to ErikaLust & FrolicMe for a few years now but went for one of the 'free' sites we used to watch. We quickly gave up as the site's algorithm pushes certain genres so aggressively no matter what you look for.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My husband and I decided to watch some porn together last night. We've been subbed to ErikaLust & FrolicMe for a few years now but went for one of the 'free' sites we used to watch. We quickly gave up as the site's algorithm pushes certain genres so aggressively no matter what you look for.
Team 3 are getting screwed with these questions - they're getting all the hard ones! #PictureSlam
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Team 3 are getting screwed with these questions - they're getting all the hard ones! #PictureSlam
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt I was in the band Starship and was about to travel to South America for a tour. Since waking up I've had Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now in my head
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt I was in the band Starship and was about to travel to South America for a tour. Since waking up I've had Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now in my head
Eurgh. Just discovered the hosts of one of my favourite LS podcasts are Elon Musk/JK Rowling fans. Absolutely gutted.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Eurgh. Just discovered the hosts of one of my favourite LS podcasts are Elon Musk/JK Rowling fans. Absolutely gutted.
Chicken wings and a sweaty Glen Powell? Sign me the fuck up youtu.be/-fY6AI0964Q?...
Glen Powell Needs a Wingman While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
YouTube video by First We Feast
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November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Chicken wings and a sweaty Glen Powell? Sign me the fuck up youtu.be/-fY6AI0964Q?...
I've got great respect for those that engage in the free use kink
I don't drink whisky, but I love the taste of it on someone else's lips.
What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else.
Here are five of mine.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest...
Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social
What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else.
Here are five of mine.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest...
Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I've got great respect for those that engage in the free use kink
FFS I'm an absolute mess after tonight's Repair Shop
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
FFS I'm an absolute mess after tonight's Repair Shop
This year I've given my husband a specific thing I want for Christmas - I've asked him to write me an erotic story involving us. My specific rules were 1) It's something that turns him on 2) It has to be handwritten (no AI crap) and 3) at least 5 pages long.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This year I've given my husband a specific thing I want for Christmas - I've asked him to write me an erotic story involving us. My specific rules were 1) It's something that turns him on 2) It has to be handwritten (no AI crap) and 3) at least 5 pages long.
I got 9 hours of sleep last night. I feel like a different person
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I got 9 hours of sleep last night. I feel like a different person
💔 Shirley Valentine was one of my favourite films growing up.
Shirley Valentine actor Pauline Collins dies aged 85
Shirley Valentine actor Pauline Collins dies aged 85
Family pays tribute to actor who was ‘bright, sparky, witty presence on stage and screen’
The Shirley Valentine actor Pauline Collins has died aged 85, her family have announced.
She died peacefully, and surrounded by her family, in her care home in Highgate, north London, having had Parkinson’s disease for several years, they said. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
💔 Shirley Valentine was one of my favourite films growing up.
That John Lewis ad did absolutely nothing for me this year. Are they trying to sell a record player? If that was the club the dad used to go to then he's missed out big time
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
That John Lewis ad did absolutely nothing for me this year. Are they trying to sell a record player? If that was the club the dad used to go to then he's missed out big time
Sex is great and all, but have you ever ran hot water over a mosquito bite?
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sex is great and all, but have you ever ran hot water over a mosquito bite?
The paedo formally known as prince
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The paedo formally known as prince
These bloody hormones. I've cried nearly half a dozen times watching The Repair Shop tonight
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
These bloody hormones. I've cried nearly half a dozen times watching The Repair Shop tonight
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
I'm going to sound like a grumpy old woman right now, but I can't abide by everyone walking around on their phones talking like they're on the Apprentice. Nobody wants to hear your conversation and you look like a twat
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm going to sound like a grumpy old woman right now, but I can't abide by everyone walking around on their phones talking like they're on the Apprentice. Nobody wants to hear your conversation and you look like a twat
Why do they always put magnets in your bed when the clocks go back? Barely made it out of bed this morning
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Why do they always put magnets in your bed when the clocks go back? Barely made it out of bed this morning
I wish I had Jimmy's arse #strictlycomedancing
October 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I wish I had Jimmy's arse #strictlycomedancing
When you lock eyes with the extroverted couple at the swingers club #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When you lock eyes with the extroverted couple at the swingers club #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly
Anyone got any erotic fan fiction about this? Asking for a friend
My husband turned me on to Star Trek. At first, I found Spock really hot. Then, I learned that Klingons have two dicks. Suddenly, I'm fascinated by Worf.
October 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Anyone got any erotic fan fiction about this? Asking for a friend
There really needs to be more oral sex on women in porn
October 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There really needs to be more oral sex on women in porn