Lyssypissy
lyscrossapplesauce.bsky.social
Lyssypissy
@lyscrossapplesauce.bsky.social
I say silly things
Crochet | wlw | US
I can’t think of anything else to put here atm
Look at my painting I made #art
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
She is so cute and so angry #catsofbluesky
January 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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ITS JOEVER
January 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Baby boy
January 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Enemies to lovers
January 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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what if I lost it
January 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The Supreme Court ruled corporations were allowed to donate unlimited amounts to politicians in 2010.

It only took them 6 years to take complete control of the government and 15 years to mark sure their voices are the only ones the masses ever hear again.
January 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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ARE THEY OR ARE THEY NOT BANNING THE CLOCK APP IM GOJNG TO LOSE IT
January 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Autistics what do we think about this spoon?
January 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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There's such a betrayal when a cookie *looks* good, but then it tastes... bad? Like, why did you do this to me? Why did you let down all the cookies of the world?
December 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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*rage crochets*
December 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
That’s so real like literally what are you talking about that took me seven hours and you want me to just make you one for fuzzies? Especially from people that I don’t know that well. Like no Jessica i’m not gonna make you a sweater. I have better shit to do.
"Write for yourself" says someone who can't stop thrusting their fanfics in my face whether I'm in the fandom or not, but the moment I stop crocheting nonstop gifts and under-priced items, it's pandemonium lol

Fucking suffer bc you can't get free to $5 items that took me hours, I'm not even sorry
December 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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eating this donut isn’t enough i need to snort powdered sugar
December 17, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I’m so tired.
December 18, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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If you revoke approval of the polio vaccine, it means you want more polio. That’s not even a joke, that’s just math.
December 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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I love discovering things in therapy that are completely groundbreaking revelations that change the course of my life only to find out they are just Basic Life Skills
December 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Fake pockets in women’s slacks were thrusted upon us by the pantriarchy.
December 14, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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TikTok’s bid to delay has been banned, which means there will not be enough time to see the case before the ban and it WILL be banned.

Please for the love of God if you ever want to see me again anywhere you HAVE to sub to my YouTube as it’s the only place I’m monetized
youtube.com/@hopeyoufind...
December 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I see you so called “eViDeNcE” to to that I say nuh uh
December 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
update: I finished one glove I still have to do the other one.
Figured out why everyone does their crochet gloves fingerless
I think they are very nice 😊
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December 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Happy Friday the 13th from Sulley 🥰
December 13, 2024 at 4:28 PM