Jacking off is like ISIS.

I mean, probably all I need is a good milking and I’ll be fine.

The white-ass nerd about to invent HOAs:

i wish there were cops for my house

Just blocked someone for pointing out that my post had a dangling modifier. Next time don’t be so pedantic, mom.

they need to make cars small and round again and also in cute colors. i don't want any more giant trucks i want richard scarry apple car

ok i have made a miscalculation, I spam followed some of shammy’s follows and now my feed is spicier than I could’ve ever imagined.