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Themesis Prime
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Only the good die young, which is why I’m entering my villain era.

I ❤️ @eleanorstrousers
🎮🎨😶‍🌫️⚧️🏳️‍🌈💜💛🤍🖤
They/Them
Pittsburgh
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I used to be addicted to getting curry-themed songs by Phil Collins stuck in people’s heads.
But tikka look at me now.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
my boss started a don’t call off/don’t be lat challenge for the month of december and I’m never late and rarely call off (bc i hate phone calls) and guess who has a massive migraine on 12/1? This guy. L O LSOB

nurtec for breakfast
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
bryan johnston and grimes are trying to ruin shrooms for me
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Well-placed in my timeline
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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(holding up the phone to my 3yo) these women sealed the honmoon long before huntrix ever existed

3yo: what are their names

me: this is scary spice, there’s also posh, baby, sporty and ginger
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don’t want this shit in Pennsylvania. Or anywhere.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i slept til 5:22am but to achieve that I took melatonin, magnesium, and after an hour some nyquil and didn’t fall asleep til midnightish after crying about missing Bad Janet. Fuck grief.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
since the neighbor’s fire and Bad Janet passing my body is like “WAKE UP AT 3AM OR SOMETHING BAD CAN AND WILL HAPPEN!” and i am le tired
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
“I’ll pay you $75 million and you’ll give my funding back? Yay!” -someone who loves getting extorted and doesn’t understand how it works
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You will never feel bad about giving your money to an actual artist.
I’m going to boost creators with cool stuff today. And that includes my own work. 🧶

Buy things from humans making art today, buy it directly from them.

My work is mostly for sale and can be shipped within the US. And you can always DM me to ask about specific commissions
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
party people,

if you are going shopping or out to eat
please be nice to the staff that did show up

-sincerely me who’s still spiritually tired from being understaffed Wednesday
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I just love her so much.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One of the things I’m thankful for is my cool cousin Maggie!!

one.npr.org/i/nx-s1-5591...
🔊 Listen Now: The politics of hunger
It's Been A Minute on NPR One | 22:06
one.npr.org
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
seeley booth would’ve voted for donald trump at least one time
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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do you ever feel
like a plastic bag
in a plastic bag
full of plastic bags
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Are You There, God? It’s me Monster. er Margaret.
Guillermo del toro's ferngully
Guillermo del Toro's Purple Rain
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I used to teach girl scouts so they could get a cartooning merit badge. My FAVORITE girl scout was the one who was NOT HAPPY about art.

At the end of the 2 hours, she proudly showed her cartoon to her troop leader. “I can draw so much better than when I started!” bc I made sloppy drawing fun.
The thing that kills me about the LUMI AI stuff is that kids should be, and frequently are, bad at stuff. Allow them to have the experience of being bad at stuff by themselves.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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The truth 🐊
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
seeing Leightob Meester in comedic roles makes me so happy. Everyone’s all Go Piss, Girl! But she was my favorite part of single parents and seeing her on I Love LA immediately made me giggle
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
jiffylube: do you want—
me: just an oil change. i’m on my way to the emergency dentist for a crown. literally can’t afford more.
jiffylube: oooooooookay then
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
blowing my paycheck on an oil
change and the dentist woo murica
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the. most. ignorant. losers.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
if this were the 90s, the billionaires would all be villains on Captain Planet with names like Billy Gateskeeper and Rudebert Murderoch and we wouldn’t be in these streets defending data centers and disappointing the shit out Cap.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
i do not want this in Pittsburgh or any part of Pennsylvania (shout out to the forests, lakes, and streams!)
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis

Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.

Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM