Luke 🏳️🌈
@lukebbz.bsky.social
like a lot of very well-dressed people, I’m gay // all my heroes are villans 🦁
📍 Manchester, UK
📍 Manchester, UK
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Luke 🏳️🌈
@lukebbz.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The Villa fans following me are very welcome, but my timeline of Skeets about football, drag, gay sex, wordplay and disco WILL snap your neck. #diverseinterests
So… how are people hookily streaming football matches these days? Hypothetically speaking of course.
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
So… how are people hookily streaming football matches these days? Hypothetically speaking of course.
Yeah I’ve done this and so should you.
Fuck American spy-tech being used against us.
notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...
Fuck American spy-tech being used against us.
notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...
Say no to Palantir in the NHS
NHS England is rolling out software to run our health records from Palantir - fight back
notopalantir.goodlawproject.org
January 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Yeah I’ve done this and so should you.
Fuck American spy-tech being used against us.
notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...
Fuck American spy-tech being used against us.
notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...
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Imagine living through multiple recessions, wars, and a pandemic, under the lip service "work hard to be rewarded", only for the rich and powerful to... Start up new wars and teeter forever on the brink of another recession. I mean, it's not them suffering. But apparently they're looking out for us.
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Imagine living through multiple recessions, wars, and a pandemic, under the lip service "work hard to be rewarded", only for the rich and powerful to... Start up new wars and teeter forever on the brink of another recession. I mean, it's not them suffering. But apparently they're looking out for us.
I just don’t understand how I’m expected to take my inconsequential job seriously when the world’s most powerful man is simultaneously stoking civil war and instigating imperialist conquest, AND winning peace prizes (but not the one he wants). Like honestly, this is all pointless.
January 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I just don’t understand how I’m expected to take my inconsequential job seriously when the world’s most powerful man is simultaneously stoking civil war and instigating imperialist conquest, AND winning peace prizes (but not the one he wants). Like honestly, this is all pointless.
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Okay everyone stay calm!!!
🚨 NEW JESSIE WARE ON FRIDAY 🚨
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Okay everyone stay calm!!!
How do I tell Duolingo that I can have a three-day break on my Spanish streak because I’ve been in fucking Spain, practising in actual real life?
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
How do I tell Duolingo that I can have a three-day break on my Spanish streak because I’ve been in fucking Spain, practising in actual real life?
Whirlwind weekend in Torremolinos. Few beers are in order before the airport.
January 18, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Whirlwind weekend in Torremolinos. Few beers are in order before the airport.
I have just learned about Glamora Grande and now I wanna take a nap on Glamora Grande’s lips.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I have just learned about Glamora Grande and now I wanna take a nap on Glamora Grande’s lips.
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at last we will be free from the backbreaking drudgery of ordering pizza from a menu and even counting how many people the pizza is for www.theverge.com/tech/863365/...
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
at last we will be free from the backbreaking drudgery of ordering pizza from a menu and even counting how many people the pizza is for www.theverge.com/tech/863365/...
The 2016 nostalgia is cute and all, but that year was fucking cursed and the last ten years of cortisol, SSRIs and self-medication have NOT been kind. Fuck 2016.
January 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The 2016 nostalgia is cute and all, but that year was fucking cursed and the last ten years of cortisol, SSRIs and self-medication have NOT been kind. Fuck 2016.
In bed at 7.20pm. So we all know what that means…
spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in the sand .
ALT: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in the sand .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
In bed at 7.20pm. So we all know what that means…
This week my entire personality has been wiped and replaced with Robyn - Talk to Me, and if you need to find me I will be stood somewhere near the food with my headphones in, dancing.
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This week my entire personality has been wiped and replaced with Robyn - Talk to Me, and if you need to find me I will be stood somewhere near the food with my headphones in, dancing.
Now, now, Duolingo. We both know that this isn’t a ‘new word’.
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Now, now, Duolingo. We both know that this isn’t a ‘new word’.
Minneapolis is getting it because of Ilhan Omar and the large Somali population. Trump hates her and they’re making everyone pay.
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Minneapolis is getting it because of Ilhan Omar and the large Somali population. Trump hates her and they’re making everyone pay.
SOMEONE has booked our car in for an 8.30am MOT and service on a Saturday morning, so I’m in bed already. I fucking hate January.
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
SOMEONE has booked our car in for an 8.30am MOT and service on a Saturday morning, so I’m in bed already. I fucking hate January.
So far, generative AI in the workplace is very ‘I’ve saved myself a few minutes and created hours of unnecessary work for you’. I fucking hate it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
So far, generative AI in the workplace is very ‘I’ve saved myself a few minutes and created hours of unnecessary work for you’. I fucking hate it.
You know ‘voice reveals’ are great for training deepfakes how to impersonate you…
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
You know ‘voice reveals’ are great for training deepfakes how to impersonate you…
So, the things I buy online on a whim often turn out to be crap.
But this? Thiiiiiis?
But this? Thiiiiiis?
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
So, the things I buy online on a whim often turn out to be crap.
But this? Thiiiiiis?
But this? Thiiiiiis?
I have a pair of cheap in-ear headphones that I use for the gym. I haven’t seen them for weeks and was convinced I had lost them, but I haven’t because MY PHONE KEEPS FUCKING CONNECTING TO THEM.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I have a pair of cheap in-ear headphones that I use for the gym. I haven’t seen them for weeks and was convinced I had lost them, but I haven’t because MY PHONE KEEPS FUCKING CONNECTING TO THEM.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
They’re somewhere in this fucking house and it’s driving me MENTAL.
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If something is legally required, like car insurance, then the industry should be nationalised. Why should the law force me to make profit for their shareholders rather than taxpayers?
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
If something is legally required, like car insurance, then the industry should be nationalised. Why should the law force me to make profit for their shareholders rather than taxpayers?
Love that the Christmas tree came down today and it finally started snowing. Maybe it’s me that’ll fall next.
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Love that the Christmas tree came down today and it finally started snowing. Maybe it’s me that’ll fall next.
January me, ‘circling back’ on all those to-do list items that December me said could ‘wait until the new year’:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
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January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
January me, ‘circling back’ on all those to-do list items that December me said could ‘wait until the new year’:
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These are unsettling times.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
These are unsettling times.