Luke
@lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social
27 | They/He | Faggot | Nothing human is alien to me
Hato has been so so so bad
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Hato has been so so so bad
sabalenka has got to be the least clutch number one of any sport ever
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 AM
sabalenka has got to be the least clutch number one of any sport ever
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God she was so funny, nobody else could have pulled off this role with such charm
Honestly, Catherine O’Hara is nothing short of iconic. Such sad news today
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
God she was so funny, nobody else could have pulled off this role with such charm
novak what the fuck man
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
novak what the fuck man
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"Mr Mamdani, unless you meet my demands tonight the city will be covered in deadly mustard"
Why is he turning into a D list DC rogues gallery villain
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 AM
"Mr Mamdani, unless you meet my demands tonight the city will be covered in deadly mustard"
but why male models
January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
but why male models
learning some of the people who didn't know me that well at my old job know me now as "union luke"
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
learning some of the people who didn't know me that well at my old job know me now as "union luke"
did a shift in goal at 5aside today, gotta say lads, i may be a decent defender, but I am not a goal keeper. felt like this
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
did a shift in goal at 5aside today, gotta say lads, i may be a decent defender, but I am not a goal keeper. felt like this
been at a new job since like November, people on a monthly basis keep being like "how does the news from the all hands affect you" and I keep being like "I'm not really sure". readers, I don't go. it never does affect me, if never affects them. it's not real, the c suite don't do anything
as @edsbs.bsky.social said, if your organization has an all hands meeting, just dip. you're an employee not a hostage. i'm good, thanks, gonna go have a beverage and watch the nice guys. great flick. maybe putter around the yard and do some gardening. no thank you, is my point.
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
been at a new job since like November, people on a monthly basis keep being like "how does the news from the all hands affect you" and I keep being like "I'm not really sure". readers, I don't go. it never does affect me, if never affects them. it's not real, the c suite don't do anything
sprinkle some class analysis on top of this. it's not just about "being important". it's the general consensus position of capital, and a huge chunk of American capital is and always has been fascist in orientation, they've just been winning the intra capital struggle for 3 decades
The political press very clearly understands “truth” as a social agreement, a compromise position between everyone important enough to have an opinion. It did not reflect on how this would allow dedicated liars to go all-in on lies again and again and dramatically shift the position.
my emerging theory is that the political press literally does not believe in objective reality in any meaningful sense. there is only what A says and what B says and how that affects the horse race
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 PM
sprinkle some class analysis on top of this. it's not just about "being important". it's the general consensus position of capital, and a huge chunk of American capital is and always has been fascist in orientation, they've just been winning the intra capital struggle for 3 decades
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statistically speaking (and based off the articles) it is a near certainty that thousands of people currently patrolling the streets in Minnesota are people who did not immediately believe the warnings of the left 10 years ago. I see very little criticism of *them* on here
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 PM
statistically speaking (and based off the articles) it is a near certainty that thousands of people currently patrolling the streets in Minnesota are people who did not immediately believe the warnings of the left 10 years ago. I see very little criticism of *them* on here
dread it, run from it, dodgy election charts come from your fave politician all the same
Labour have blown it. This is it. Time to take on Reform.
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January 26, 2026 at 8:41 AM
dread it, run from it, dodgy election charts come from your fave politician all the same
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if arteta manages to pull off this bottle it will be his absolute magnum opus
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
if arteta manages to pull off this bottle it will be his absolute magnum opus
I think it's been long enough that I can start to judge her for this as well.
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I think it's been long enough that I can start to judge her for this as well.
it's so funny that they hate the left more than they are for anything, burnham isn't even the left he's just not a deranged member of their cult so they hate him
NEW: Andy Burnham *blocked* from standing in the Gorton and Denton byelection. Of nine voting members on NEC group was 8-1 against him.
January 25, 2026 at 12:16 PM
it's so funny that they hate the left more than they are for anything, burnham isn't even the left he's just not a deranged member of their cult so they hate him
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What if the problem isn’t that they can’t find their spines, but that they are, in fact, standing fully erect, on their ten toes, behind precisely the political project they want, the ideology they believe justifies it, and the means and measures with which they intend to advance it?
Walz: "There's a whole lot of Republicans who for whatever reason cannot find their spine, but they might find the ability to know they're not gonna win another election as long as they live unless they stand up for what's right, the rule of law, and human decency."
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
What if the problem isn’t that they can’t find their spines, but that they are, in fact, standing fully erect, on their ten toes, behind precisely the political project they want, the ideology they believe justifies it, and the means and measures with which they intend to advance it?
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
at Mamma Mia the musical for Ryan's mum's Xmas present and I've never been to a showing of anything where the mens loo was more empty at the interval. extremely funny
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
at Mamma Mia the musical for Ryan's mum's Xmas present and I've never been to a showing of anything where the mens loo was more empty at the interval. extremely funny
nothing gives you hope like seeing the emergence of communities of resistance
January 24, 2026 at 10:02 AM
nothing gives you hope like seeing the emergence of communities of resistance
a genuinely perfect season of traitors I think
January 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
a genuinely perfect season of traitors I think
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rating all the different kinds of trans:
S tier: -gender, -sexual, -sylvania
A tier: -mission, -uranian objects, -portation
B tier: -caucasia, -actions, -substantiation
C tier: -alpine Gaul (not racist just dont like em)
F tier: -atlanticism
S tier: -gender, -sexual, -sylvania
A tier: -mission, -uranian objects, -portation
B tier: -caucasia, -actions, -substantiation
C tier: -alpine Gaul (not racist just dont like em)
F tier: -atlanticism
January 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
rating all the different kinds of trans:
S tier: -gender, -sexual, -sylvania
A tier: -mission, -uranian objects, -portation
B tier: -caucasia, -actions, -substantiation
C tier: -alpine Gaul (not racist just dont like em)
F tier: -atlanticism
S tier: -gender, -sexual, -sylvania
A tier: -mission, -uranian objects, -portation
B tier: -caucasia, -actions, -substantiation
C tier: -alpine Gaul (not racist just dont like em)
F tier: -atlanticism
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how many nights would you guess it typically takes to turn a boat?
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
how many nights would you guess it typically takes to turn a boat?