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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
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This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.
2025, So Far
I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and talk to my dad in 1988, just before I was born, and tell him what it’s like to live in the future. I’d tell him all the amazing things that a...
kalebhorton.ghost.io
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.
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Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
April 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website had been revised to describe Harriet Tubman as a human trafficker. “Operating between 1851 and 1862, the notorious human trafficker Harriet Tubman stole approximately 70 African Americans […]
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April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY”
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY”
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
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Sometimes I reread this for no reason and feel ~275% better.
This Speech Was Written For President Nixon To Deliver If The Astronauts Didn’t Make It To The Moon
clickhole.com
March 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sometimes I reread this for no reason and feel ~275% better.
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“If I let my house burn down, it should be easier to extinguish the embers later”
Schumer tells me Republicans might try to jam Democrats again in September, but thinks Trump will be less popular then and Republican appropriators might be more willing to stand up to him. He said they refused to do so now.
March 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“If I let my house burn down, it should be easier to extinguish the embers later”
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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🚨🚨🚨KEVIN, WE NEED YOUR HELP!🚨🚨🚨
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
March 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
🚨🚨🚨KEVIN, WE NEED YOUR HELP!🚨🚨🚨
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
Did you see us wearing sassy colors at the State of the Union? We sure stuck it to Drumpf!
****BUT WE URGENTLY NEED YOUR DONATIONS TO BUY MORE OUTFITS*****
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Egg? No. Stock go up? No. Plane crash? Yes! Often! Yes!
March 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Egg? No. Stock go up? No. Plane crash? Yes! Often! Yes!
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This is not leadership.
It is abasement to norms that no longer exist.
It is abasement to norms that no longer exist.
Jeffries sends a letter to Democrats saying "The decision to attend the Joint Session is a personal one and we understand that members will come to different conclusions. However, it is important to have a strong, determined and dignified Democratic presence in the chamber."
March 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is not leadership.
It is abasement to norms that no longer exist.
It is abasement to norms that no longer exist.
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‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
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February 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
theonion.com
February 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?