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deixamos para trás o velho mundo mas trouxemos conosco a semente da destruição

eu mantenho um PDS, detalhes aqui: https://bisca.net.br

e eu falo sobre coisas mais técnicas em @luan.caramelo.social.br
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Me reading the headline
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Parabéns a todas as pessoas trans nessa data de hj por dominarem o mercado, o transporte público, a logística global, o petróleo, os hotéis e basicamente a economia mundial. Destaque para SPTrans, Transpetro, Hotel Transamérica, Transbrasil, TransUnion e quetais.

O lobby trans é bafo.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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enough blowjob brothers, where are the scissor sisters?
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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PEGADINHA SILVIO SANTOS - CAVEIRA NA MOTO
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Eu hoje
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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ordering gig tickets online in 2008: here is a PDF to print out

ordering gig tickets online in 2026: Here is a code to use with the EVENTO app, which can verify the order with your LOTSATIX app. Reminder: in order to enter the venue you'll need VEN-U installed. (VEN-U will require a passport scan)
January 29, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Muitos riem de Elon Musk dizendo que vai transformar a Tesla num fabricante de robôs, mas onde estão aqueles que riram quando ele falou que iria levar humanos para Marte até 2022?
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Meu bem
Você me dá
Ferida na boca
🎶
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Elevadores são só telas de loading do mundo real

Imagina acreditar que vc entra numa caixa no primeiro andar de um prédio e sai no sétimo, acorda pra vida bicho, é só o mundo renderizando o sétimo andar pra vc
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Eu tive que fazer a versão BR
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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many such cases
January 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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imagina uma maconha da embrapa
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Eu seria monarquista se eu fosse governada pela rainha do palácio da buceta
Me adoece tanto ter perdido meu diploma pra tradução automática
January 28, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Palácio da Buceta é um bom nome pra puteiro
Me adoece tanto ter perdido meu diploma pra tradução automática
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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as an adult
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Pensando aqui que hoje qualquer cirurgião é um cirurgião plástico devido aos microplásticos.
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Renal, renal
Eu tenho um problema
Renal
Renal
🎶

(Crowded House × nefrologista - Don't Dream It's Pedra No Rim)
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM