lowgun
@lowgun.bsky.social
I do data stuff for corporate. Mildly autistic. Highly obsessive. Hard to work with. Animals always.
Melancholy as fuck.
This is supposed to be a proxy for therapy.
Melancholy as fuck.
This is supposed to be a proxy for therapy.
Happiness is a choice but the key to happiness is making fewer choices so we're gonna push this one for now.
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Happiness is a choice but the key to happiness is making fewer choices so we're gonna push this one for now.
If you call everyone dude then you don't have to remember anyone's name, dude.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you call everyone dude then you don't have to remember anyone's name, dude.
My platform is fajitas all, regardless of race, gender or socioeconomic status.
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My platform is fajitas all, regardless of race, gender or socioeconomic status.
I don't chew gum because I can't handle the additional responsibility. Know your limits people.
September 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don't chew gum because I can't handle the additional responsibility. Know your limits people.
Are there any good ground rules for cutting things off your face with fingernail clippers?
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Are there any good ground rules for cutting things off your face with fingernail clippers?
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Cigarette smoking but as a team building exercise.
August 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Cigarette smoking but as a team building exercise.
The key to happiness is making fewer choices.
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The key to happiness is making fewer choices.
I will make snacks if you teach me how to dance.
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I will make snacks if you teach me how to dance.
Doing things is stressful so let's not do them.
April 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Doing things is stressful so let's not do them.
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Suing the news for giving me anxiety
March 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Suing the news for giving me anxiety
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I got in the shower. A large spider jumped in. I got out, toweled off, and walked away. This is called Nope Not One More Thing
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I got in the shower. A large spider jumped in. I got out, toweled off, and walked away. This is called Nope Not One More Thing
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Humor and playfulness are always sexy
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Humor and playfulness are always sexy
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hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute
March 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute
My preferred method of communication is smoke signal.
March 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My preferred method of communication is smoke signal.
I just told my gf about the time I raised orphan baby possums. Not everyone has their own possum story.
March 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just told my gf about the time I raised orphan baby possums. Not everyone has their own possum story.
Having a crisis because I need more pens but don't have one to write it down on this post-it note.
December 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Having a crisis because I need more pens but don't have one to write it down on this post-it note.
Fun Fact: Did you know that corporate puts DayQuil in the break room to stimulate creativity and collaboration?
December 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Fun Fact: Did you know that corporate puts DayQuil in the break room to stimulate creativity and collaboration?
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My telomeres have split ends
December 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
My telomeres have split ends
If your turn-signal is really an inquiry then the answer is no.
December 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
If your turn-signal is really an inquiry then the answer is no.
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Have yourself a merry little meltdown
December 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Have yourself a merry little meltdown
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Today's Spotlight Employee is @ennuidoofen.bsky.social who started as a blackjack dealer and worked her way up to managing our sportsbook where she embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from our customers. She was immediately promoted to the marketing department. Say hi.
December 8, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Today's Spotlight Employee is @ennuidoofen.bsky.social who started as a blackjack dealer and worked her way up to managing our sportsbook where she embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from our customers. She was immediately promoted to the marketing department. Say hi.
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If you don't say wtf about me pretty frequently I wonder wtf is wrong with you
December 4, 2024 at 9:49 PM
If you don't say wtf about me pretty frequently I wonder wtf is wrong with you
My hobbies this season include suffering, being confused, and chapped lips.
December 3, 2024 at 11:23 PM
My hobbies this season include suffering, being confused, and chapped lips.
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At the age now where I just describe the ways I can’t use new technology
November 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
At the age now where I just describe the ways I can’t use new technology