My first teacher was called Mrs McDougall. We called her McDoodle and I lost out on a formative year of education. I have been intellectually stunted since.
When I was in middle school, my gym teachers were named Mr. dean, Mr. dick, and Mrs. picklick. There was an unsubstantiated rumor that their full names were Dean Dick and Dick Dean.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My first teacher was called Mrs McDougall. We called her McDoodle and I lost out on a formative year of education. I have been intellectually stunted since.
Just think, if we could encode data on to salami than every deli could be a data centre
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just think, if we could encode data on to salami than every deli could be a data centre
Every day, someone posts "remember when gen z naruto-ran into area 51" and someday enough time will have passed that the person who posts it will become the king of the internet for 24 hours.
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Every day, someone posts "remember when gen z naruto-ran into area 51" and someday enough time will have passed that the person who posts it will become the king of the internet for 24 hours.
The nonce formerly known as prince
"Nonce bitten, twice shy"
~ King Charles III
~ King Charles III
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The nonce formerly known as prince
The pants remind him of the leather couch he had in college
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The pants remind him of the leather couch he had in college
*his subordinate officers furiously typing "two word response to my superior to affirm his orders, keep it direct but professional"*
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*his subordinate officers furiously typing "two word response to my superior to affirm his orders, keep it direct but professional"*
There are only two genders: jk rowling, and the rest.
The definition of woman will become more and more narrow until me and all my pals are counted and you and all your lot aren't
August 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There are only two genders: jk rowling, and the rest.
Is the bear a chick flick?
July 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Is the bear a chick flick?
I bought women's boyfriend cut jeans because what's the difference and now I don't have pockets
July 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I bought women's boyfriend cut jeans because what's the difference and now I don't have pockets
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It is 1995. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2005. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2015. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2025. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2005. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2015. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2025. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
June 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It is 1995. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2005. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2015. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2025. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2005. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2015. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
It is 2025. I walk past a teenager wearing a Sublime shirt.
The cigarettes are existential in this country
June 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The cigarettes are existential in this country
By the time we get GTA VI it's depiction of a fictional america is going to have an animal crossing level of optimism
June 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
By the time we get GTA VI it's depiction of a fictional america is going to have an animal crossing level of optimism
The mother (fucker) of all budgets
May 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The mother (fucker) of all budgets
When I die I'm going to Nate's Lizard Lounge
May 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
When I die I'm going to Nate's Lizard Lounge
The real winner on the night was Anthony Green
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The real winner on the night was Anthony Green
I'm starting to feel offended that Pete isn't including me in any of these group chats
April 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'm starting to feel offended that Pete isn't including me in any of these group chats
By acquiring niantic and 23andme the saudis will finally be able to solve for cotton-eyed joe
March 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
By acquiring niantic and 23andme the saudis will finally be able to solve for cotton-eyed joe
Haley Welch was a profit
March 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Haley Welch was a profit
Reposted by Louis
Hyundai: you can have 2 boats, $650m
Nicola Willis: but I only have $300m for no boat please!
Nicola Willis: but I only have $300m for no boat please!
March 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Hyundai: you can have 2 boats, $650m
Nicola Willis: but I only have $300m for no boat please!
Nicola Willis: but I only have $300m for no boat please!
Ah yes, the two genders.
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ah yes, the two genders.
Why does JD Vance give reddit mod?
March 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why does JD Vance give reddit mod?
Far right think tank with benefits
February 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Far right think tank with benefits
Actually impressive that it didn't take a false flag or losing a world war this time, america just went fascist for fun
The 1930s "Enabling Act" stage of the timeline - this time with nukes and crypto!
February 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Actually impressive that it didn't take a false flag or losing a world war this time, america just went fascist for fun